News Flash
Downing Street has just released news of a threat. A mad scientist has developed a genetically engineered reindeer which can fly. As birds can fly, we believe that the GM reindeer may carry ‘bird fly’. This means that they may spread not only rabies but also bird fly; an attempt to enter the country illegally is expected. Added to which he is also importing packages with unknown contents.
Research by MI6, who have been have discovered absolute proof that Santa Claus is planning to release gifts, which can be open in 45 seconds.
We are therefore dedicating all of Britain’s fighter command to defence of our airspace, The RAF have been order to shoot down Santa on sight.
Air-vice Marshal Biggels, DFC, KC and KFC, said the full strength of fighter command, not currently dedicated to operation ‘Get Some Oil’ will be dedicated to intercepting Santa. He added, just as soon as the government release funds for fuel and missiles. Both aircraft are expected to be ready for action soon.
Foot note; Santa Claus in Elfish means Great Hand. We have no idea why he was given this name, or what his real name is.
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