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I have just been e-mailed, I had to share.
News Flash
Downing Street has just released news of a threat. A mad scientist has developed a genetically engineered reindeer which can fly. As birds can fly, we believe that the GM reindeer may carry ‘bird fly’. This means that they may spread not only rabies but also bird fly; an attempt to enter the country illegally is expected. Added to which he is also importing packages with unknown contents.
Research by MI6, who have been have discovered absolute proof that Santa Claus is planning to release gifts, which can be open in 45 seconds.
We are therefore dedicating all of Britain’s fighter command to defence of our airspace, The RAF have been order to shoot down Santa on sight.
Air-vice Marshal Biggels, DFC, KC and KFC, said the full strength of fighter command, not currently dedicated to operation ‘Get Some Oil’ will be dedicated to intercepting Santa. He added, just as soon as the government release funds for fuel and missiles. Both aircraft are expected to be ready for action soon.
Foot note; Santa Claus in Elfish means Great Hand. We have no idea why he was given this name, or what his real name is.
Quote by varca
Bumping this for those here who have little ones who still believe in the magic of Santa smile
Us adults are allowed to peek too biggrin
The original link in Jag's post does not work anymore but this one does:

Enjoy :D

I still believe in santa :giggle:
BTW where is Jags hiding these days? Not seen her on here for ages
Quote by varca
Bumping this for those here who have little ones who still believe in the magic of Santa smile
Us adults are allowed to peek too biggrin
The original link in Jag's post does not work anymore but this one does:

Enjoy :D

I still believe in santa :giggle:
BTW where is Jags hiding these days? Not seen her on here for ages
Can I pop down your chimney then? :D :giggle:
Don't know where Jags went to be honest dunno
you can pop down my chimney anytime hun kiss
Quote by varca
Bumping this for those here who have little ones who still believe in the magic of Santa smile
Us adults are allowed to peek too biggrin
The original link in Jag's post does not work anymore but this one does:

Enjoy :D

I still believe in santa :giggle:
BTW where is Jags hiding these days? Not seen her on here for ages
Can I pop down your chimney then? :D :giggle:
Don't know where Jags went to be honest dunno
you can pop down my chimney anytime hun kiss
Likewise hon :D :kiss:
I see you have your carrot ready for Rudolph lol :D
I have just had a call from one of my nephews who wants to get everything ready now bless him :lol2: Apparently his mum's carrots are not errm carrot shaped enough rolleyes lol and so he asked me if he can come and see if mine are any better :dunno: :giggle:
better hide your rabbit then :giggle:
We tracked santa all last xmas eve, it was gr8, we kept ringing people and telling them where he was
All that is left to say is Merry Christmas to you all
and hope you all have a lovely time.
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by varca
Bumping this for those here who have little ones who still believe in the magic of Santa smile
Us adults are allowed to peek too biggrin
The original link in Jag's post does not work anymore but this one does:

Enjoy :D

I was looking for the new link.
A good bump from last year
Glad you found it hun.
kiss Phredd
I cant open the link sad :( :( :(
oooo thats really cool. I'm gonna track him now. Thanks V lol
Varca my littlun will love it, ta much
xx
I'm gonna send the link to my little girl in Aus, she may just get to see him before he gets there lol lol
Here's the link to the updated site in case you can't get in:
Nooooooooooooooooooo I'm not ready :eeek:
Quote by Varken
Here's the link to the updated site in case you can't get in:

Cheers - will pass this onto my grandchildren :thumbup:
Does the link let you track the Exocets as the Russians mistake Santa's sled for an incoming missile? :giggle:
I have done my annual changing of homepage on lappy to santa tracker biggrin
only 2 n half days of work next week! then my holidays start...
YIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol
awwwww the link isn't working :sad:
Quote by Lilmiss
awwwww the link isn't working :sad:

It's this one:

Or the one that Varken has posted (they're more or less the same thing lol )
biggrin

is up and running. Click and paste, 12 hours and 14 minutes on the timer at pres.
Quote by capricornten

is up and running. Click and paste, 12 hours and 14 minutes on the timer at pres.

and 12 days :giggle:
Quote by Tan--Kinky

is up and running. Click and paste, 12 hours and 14 minutes on the timer at pres.

and 12 days :giggle:
see 'pedantry'!
bugger, yes ok I missed that one. :giveup: big kiss too.
Quote by capricornten

is up and running. Click and paste, 12 hours and 14 minutes on the timer at pres.

and 12 days :giggle:
see 'pedantry'!
bugger, yes ok I missed that one. :giveup: big kiss too.
Pendant? moi? :angel:
kiss