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17 Jan 2005

Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

17 Jan 2005

PMSL watching it here too
Highly amusing

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

Eagerslut9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
There he is pretending to be out of the country at the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao

17 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

Eagerslut9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
There he is pretending to be out of the country at the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao

I did wonder bolt

... glad you said it first :giggle:

17 Jan 2005

Well he did come to mind , but he seems too nice to drive drunk so i thought perhaps just a friend of his lololol

17 Jan 2005

Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

17 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

I've had a lot of wine tonight ... is now the time to admit I thought of you too ... then the thought fell straight out of my head ....
not so much as and run run as fast as you can from Dambuster ;)

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

I've had a lot of wine tonight ... is now the time to admit I thought of you too ... then the thought fell straight out of my head ....
not so much as and run run as fast as you can from Dambuster ;)
rotflmao

PMSL.
When I saw how the guy had his hair combed, I did think "Oh fuck. That looks TOO much like me" And started a denial thread, but thought better of it.
And I'll have you know, Miss - I haven't worn ladies tights since I left the Army :shock:

17 Jan 2005

LOLOLOLOL wanna come and play with mine???
tights .. that is ;)
passionkiss

C xx

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
LOLOLOLOL wanna come and play with mine???
tights .. that is ;)

C xx

You know I do.
And if you want anything other, or along with; your ego stroked PM, , your new msn or write it on the side of a cow. (you can't possibly know how much someone has made me laugh tonite with the "side of a cow" thing)

17 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
LOLOLOLOL wanna come and play with mine???
tights .. that is ;)

C xx

You know I do.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Jan 2005

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
I have one you could borrow Sweetie.

17 Jan 2005

judy don't have a HGV licence, but got one for roadracing sidecars if u fancy being on the chair

17 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

I've had a lot of wine tonight ... is now the time to admit I thought of you too ... then the thought fell straight out of my head ....
not so much as and run run as fast as you can from Dambuster ;)
Must admit we thought it was you as well Dam. redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Until we found out the guy was plastered, then we knew it wasn't you 'cos you never get completely wasted and carry a coffee cup round in the morning do you? lol

18 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
I remember my first time in the back of a mark 2 Cortina, looking out of the back window it was certainly not comfy.
I know, I know, too much information .
Judy

Not at all, carry on :P

18 Jan 2005

i watched that i wonder if he uses this website for his antics if you do say hello , typical lorry driver if there not doing 50 mph in the middle lane on the motorway next to one doing 45 in the inside lane , they are wandering around pissed in womens clothes scaring the shit out of people .
typical lorry driver .
but funny

18 Jan 2005

:shock:

18 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

Well it was only a matter of time before Dambuster was caught

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV

Well it was only a matter of time before Dambuster was caught

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am just wondering which tranny on here lent him the kit.
wink

Judy
I thought it was EagerSlut that got caught :!: :twisted:

18 Jan 2005

wasn't me i'm not into those kind of boots lol.
And he only got Â£150 fine and 10 points can you believe that?

18 Jan 2005

you'd also be surprised how many truckies dress like that when there out and about.

18 Jan 2005

Quote by guy4fun
i watched that i wonder if he uses this website for his antics if you do say hello , typical lorry driver if there not doing 50 mph in the middle lane on the motorway next to one doing 45 in the inside lane , they are wandering around pissed in womens clothes scaring the shit out of people .
typical lorry driver .
but funny

Either that or trying to bring 44t from 55mph down to 0 cos some arse has cut across from lane 2 or 3 at the last possible second and then finds there isn't a gap to fit into.

18 Jan 2005

18 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
.............
And I'll have you know, Miss - I haven't worn ladies tights since I left the Army :shock:

thank you DM you have just blown my whole fantasy out of the water.....................big burly army men in uniform :twisted: :twisted: ..........................now are all wearing women's tights.....................AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sarge is there something you want to get off your chest (and is it made of fine lace or silk?)

18 Jan 2005

Quote by guy4fun
i watched that i wonder if he uses this website for his antics if you do say hello , typical lorry driver if there not doing 50 mph in the middle lane on the motorway next to one doing 45 in the inside lane , they are wandering around pissed in womens clothes scaring the shit out of people .
typical lorry driver .
but funny

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smackbottom

Dammie and Eager do none of the above!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DB can do 52 in his truck and ES.............................................. well ok you might have a point there....
Were you at my neighbours new years eve party???

18 Jan 2005

Don't know how I missed this thread before now. dunno

You see it all out here on the road, believe me. Life's a lot stranger than fiction! Can't think of anything to add.

18 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Don't know how I missed this thread before now.
You see it all out here on the road, believe me. Life's a lot stranger than fiction! Can't think of anything to add.

Does that include a certain Southerner travelling to a swinging club recently throwing out the 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's' and flashing her boobs all the way there??????????
:dunno:
Voddy passionkiss

18 Jan 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
nah didnt see es or would have flashed more
lmao

You soooooooooooooo know he'd tell you off for flashin at him ;)
Spoil sport :shock: