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Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )
PMSL watching it here too
Highly amusing
Quote by Silk and Big G
Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

Eagerslut9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
There he is pretending to be out of the country at the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao
Quote by KcKat
Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

Eagerslut9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
There he is pretending to be out of the country at the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao
I did wonder bolt ... glad you said it first :giggle:
Well he did come to mind , but he seems too nice to drive drunk so i thought perhaps just a friend of his lololol
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??
Quote by dambuster
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

I've had a lot of wine tonight ... is now the time to admit I thought of you too ... then the thought fell straight out of my head ....
not so much as bolt and run run as fast as you can from Dambuster ;)
Quote by Calista
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

I've had a lot of wine tonight ... is now the time to admit I thought of you too ... then the thought fell straight out of my head ....
not so much as bolt and run run as fast as you can from Dambuster ;)
rotflmao PMSL.
When I saw how the guy had his hair combed, I did think "Oh fuck. That looks TOO much like me" And started a denial thread, but thought better of it.
And I'll have you know, Miss - I haven't worn ladies tights since I left the Army :shock:
LOLOLOLOL wanna come and play with mine???
tights .. that is ;)
passionkiss
C xx
Quote by Calista
LOLOLOLOL wanna come and play with mine???
tights .. that is ;)
passionkiss
C xx

You know I do.
And if you want anything other, or along with; your ego stroked PM, , your new msn or write it on the side of a cow. (you can't possibly know how much someone has made me laugh tonite with the "side of a cow" thing)
Quote by dambuster
LOLOLOLOL wanna come and play with mine???
tights .. that is ;)
passionkiss
C xx

You know I do.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
I have one you could borrow Sweetie.
judy don't have a HGV licence, but got one for roadracing sidecars if u fancy being on the chair
Quote by Calista
Did I just hear that he didn't get banned??

I've had a lot of wine tonight ... is now the time to admit I thought of you too ... then the thought fell straight out of my head ....
not so much as bolt and run run as fast as you can from Dambuster ;)
Must admit we thought it was you as well Dam. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Until we found out the guy was plastered, then we knew it wasn't you 'cos you never get completely wasted and carry a coffee cup round in the morning do you? lol
Quote by JudyTV
I remember my first time in the back of a mark 2 Cortina, looking out of the back window it was certainly not comfy.
I know, I know, too much information wink .
Judy

Not at all, carry on :P
i watched that i wonder if he uses this website for his antics if you do say hello , typical lorry driver if there not doing 50 mph in the middle lane on the motorway next to one doing 45 in the inside lane , they are wandering around pissed in womens clothes scaring the shit out of people .
typical lorry driver .
but funny
:shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Pissing myself here . They just arrested a lorry driver completely out of it , wandering down the dual carriageway wearing silver thong high heels and womens tights !
Im betting he couldnt get the wagon thru the height restriction ( the stuff that goes on in Warrington ! LOL )

Well it was only a matter of time before Dambuster was caught rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by JudyTV

Well it was only a matter of time before Dambuster was caught rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am just wondering which tranny on here lent him the kit.
wink Judy

I thought it was EagerSlut that got caught :!: :twisted:
wasn't me i'm not into those kind of boots lol.
And he only got £150 fine and 10 points can you believe that?
you'd also be surprised how many truckies dress like that when there out and about.
Quote by guy4fun
i watched that i wonder if he uses this website for his antics if you do say hello , typical lorry driver if there not doing 50 mph in the middle lane on the motorway next to one doing 45 in the inside lane , they are wandering around pissed in womens clothes scaring the shit out of people .
typical lorry driver .
but funny

Either that or trying to bring 44t from 55mph down to 0 cos some arse has cut across from lane 2 or 3 at the last possible second and then finds there isn't a gap to fit into.
lol
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And I'll have you know, Miss - I haven't worn ladies tights since I left the Army :shock:

thank you DM you have just blown my whole fantasy out of the water.....................big burly army men in uniform :twisted: :twisted: ..........................now are all wearing women's tights.....................AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sarge is there something you want to get off your chest (and is it made of fine lace or silk?)
Quote by guy4fun
i watched that i wonder if he uses this website for his antics if you do say hello , typical lorry driver if there not doing 50 mph in the middle lane on the motorway next to one doing 45 in the inside lane , they are wandering around pissed in womens clothes scaring the shit out of people .
typical lorry driver .
but funny

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smackbottom
Dammie and Eager do none of the above!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DB can do 52 in his truck and ES.............................................. well ok you might have a point there....

Were you at my neighbours new years eve party???
Don't know how I missed this thread before now. dunno
You see it all out here on the road, believe me. Life's a lot stranger than fiction! Can't think of anything to add.
Quote by Eagerslut9
Don't know how I missed this thread before now. dunno
You see it all out here on the road, believe me. Life's a lot stranger than fiction! Can't think of anything to add.

Does that include a certain Southerner travelling to a swinging club recently throwing out the 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's' and flashing her boobs all the way there??????????
:dunno:
Voddy passionkiss
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
nah didnt see es or would have flashed more
lmao

You soooooooooooooo know he'd tell you off for flashin at him ;)
Spoil sport :shock: