Phredd, I have loads - i stick em in one by one and hang house bricks from 'em. :twisted:
I cant be arsed with this though, how come he aint been booted off and banned yet??
i actually like the guy , lol
hes taken it all very well i think lol
xxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxx
:shock: ohhh noooo , i always miss out
pmsl
x lou xxxxxxx
right dupe deleted bloody xp
Tramper let me try and help you decide if this sex thing is something you might enjoy.
do you have a copy of the news of the world? or better still, has dad got a Sunday Sport under the cushion of the sofa? yes?....good.
Now you go get that paper and sneak it up to your bedroom.
...done it?....well done.
Now drop your trousers and open the page so you get to see some lady bits.
...done that?...top lad.
Now place your hands under your penis palm facing up.
...excellent!
Lay your penis in the palm of your hand and close your fingers and thumb around it.
...whadya mean there's too many fingers :shock: ....o.k. o.k. I understand, it will get bigger as you mature. So close your fore finger and thumb around it then.
Now the best bit, give it a tug....and back....give it a tug....and back....give it a tug....and back.
Now you do that until you get a funny feeling and your willy pukes up and then pop back in here and tell me what it felt like.
Maybe because every community needs it's idiot 
sparky running
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