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that Roger bloke never looks out of his window through the day..........
Must be a vampire................................
LET'S BURN 'IM OUT.
:evil: :evil: :evil:
shows how little we've progressed in a couple of hundred years don't it.
Must be a vampire................................
LET'S BURN 'IM OUT.
:evil: :evil: :evil:shows how little we've progressed in a couple of hundred years don't it.
Quote by roger743
There are about ten kids in bikkinis or shorts playing in the street outside my house. This means I can't look out of my window otherwise the neighbours will think I'm a and I'll get my head kicked in.
There's something seriously wrong with this world.
Try wearing sunglasses when you look out the window..... That way they wont know where you are looking
8-) 
:lol: Shireen
xxxx
Orgasminator
It's all a matter of knowing how people perceive things.
Man standing at window wearing bright blue pants = a weirdo, pervert.
Man standing at window wearing bright blue pants and a rubber swimming cap = a lifeguard, respected member of the community
Man standing at window wearing bright blue pants = a weirdo, pervert.
Man standing at window wearing bright blue pants and a rubber swimming cap = a lifeguard, respected member of the community
Quote by DreamerHelen
or, go to the fridge, pop open a beer
Sadly I don't drink... right now I wish I did, as I've spent most of the afternoon mulling over breaking up with my long-distance hard-to-get-hold-of maybe-girlfriend. :cry: I'm gonna hate this, because she's really nice, but... 30 miles is too far away and for one reason or another we rarely seem to talk much on the phone. OTOH she's really super-nice and absolutely gorgeous and...
Awwww, now I remember why as a rule I don't date.
Quote by sussexguy
Man standing at window wearing bright blue pants and a rubber swimming cap = a lifeguard, respected member of the community
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You've never been to Redditch, have you? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by roger743
Sadly I don't drink... right now I wish I did, as I've spent most of the afternoon mulling over breaking up with my long-distance hard-to-get-hold-of maybe-girlfriend. :cry: I'm gonna hate this, because she's really nice, but... 30 miles is too far away and for one reason or another we rarely seem to talk much on the phone. OTOH she's really super-nice and absolutely gorgeous and...
Awwww, now I remember why as a rule I don't date.
Aha!..... NOW we come to the real reason for Roger's post......
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
assionkiss: :passionkiss: Oh and a couple of these just to make you feel better 
:hump: :hump: Shireen
xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by roger743
Man standing at window wearing bright blue pants = a weirdo, pervert.
Hey, how did you know I'm wearing bright blue pants?????
Well you see I'm the guy in the house opposite wearing the red pants and swimming cap, the guy you casually dismissed as a lifeguard.
Quote by shireen-steve
Aha!..... NOW we come to the real reason for Roger's post......
Well, kinda... I wanted to look out of my window to aid my contemplation, but I found there were all those blasted semi-naked kids out there.
Thanks Shireen. Feeling better now... actually I'd probably feel better if I could get hold of her to break up with her, but... c'est la vie. Guess I'll have to sleep on it.
Quote by roger743
Thanks Shireen. Feeling better now... actually I'd probably feel better if I could get hold of her to break up with her, but... c'est la vie.
You're welcome Roger hun.... Anytime
Guess I'll have to sleep on it.
Ooohhhh I could say sooooo much to that, but I wont... :gagged:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Flipper
30 miles ? Far ?
I don't know. I wish I did. I guess we've all been there; sitting wringing our hands wondering if what we're doing is right or wrong. I don't know. I'm sure no-one has the answers either. I'd love to have a relationship with someone close enough to call in on without the need for intricate planning, and I'd love if we could ring each other in the evenings/mornings/whatever and chat about our day and wotnot. One of those is never likely to happen with this lady, the other for whatever reason doesn't seem to be happening either. It is frustrating. I like her; she (on the rare occaisions I manage to phone her) says she likes me. But I just get the feeling that once she puts the phone down, I don't even cross her mind. Maybe I've not given it long enough? I probably haven't. It's a rare thing indeed for a woman to find me attractive, so am I just fixating on her because she's there? Or do I genuinely like her?
I'm sitting here now, drifting towards the idea of keeping seeing her. Yet is that only because I don't want the heartache of a break-up? Or because I'm lonely? Or do I genuinely want to try to keep seeing her? I just don't have the foggiest idea.
Maybe I should be talking this over with her instead?
Decision made: I left her a message earlier. If she ever phones me back, I'll keep seeing her. If not, I won't.
Feel very calm now.
Thanks everyone for listening to me ramble on - it's good to be able to get these things off my chest, especially given that my family are irrational and stupid in these matters.
You guys are the best.
:smitten: 
Feel very calm now.
Thanks everyone for listening to me ramble on - it's good to be able to get these things off my chest, especially given that my family are irrational and stupid in these matters. You guys are the best.
:smitten: Some girls enjoy wringing you out when you have fallen big time , but its not returned, others are like spiders , they are happy to have you stung and immobile in their larder in case they ever need you . When you get into a situation like that it's a release when you finally break free , perhaps you have answered your own question .
As you can gather I have been there , big time .
As you can gather I have been there , big time .
Quote by Flipper
As you can gather I have been there , big time .
Actually, I think I'm just calm because I got out of having to make a decision myself.
I must be honest and say I'm not all that experienced on the dating scene - so probably I'm taking all this a bit more seriously than I should.
