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Its Halloween :scared: Who would you like to Trick Or Treat and what would you give or do to them. Keep it friendly. :twisted:
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
Keep it friendly. :twisted:
Louise xx

so no mention of politicians then?...bugger!
LP
I would treat Lissa to a no obligation free sample bi experience :twisted:
or any other fems for that matter. I've got the week off :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I would treat Lissa to a no obligation free sample bi experience :twisted:
or any other fems for that matter. I've got the week off :rascal:

Oh, id love one of those. :twisted: But knowing my luck, id turn up and Nora Batty would be standing there waiting for me instead. :giggle:
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
I would treat Lissa to a no obligation free sample bi experience :twisted:
or any other fems for that matter. I've got the week off :rascal:

Oh, id love one of those. :twisted: But knowing my luck, id turn up and Nora Batty would be standing there waiting for me instead. :giggle:
Louise xx
I do scrub up well you know :shock:
Quote by louise_and_joe
I would treat Lissa to a no obligation free sample bi experience :twisted:
or any other fems for that matter. I've got the week off :rascal:

Oh, id love one of those. :twisted: But knowing my luck, id turn up and Nora Batty would be standing there waiting for me instead. :giggle:
Louise xx
ooooooooo nora batty! those luverly stockinged legs now wouldnt i just luv to ?????????/
hmmmmmmm on second thoughts maybe not :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I would treat Lissa to a no obligation free sample bi experience :twisted:
or any other fems for that matter. I've got the week off :rascal:

Oh, id love one of those. :twisted: But knowing my luck, id turn up and Nora Batty would be standing there waiting for me instead. :giggle:
Louise xx
I do scrub up well you know :shock:
No sassy i didnt mean you hun. I meant someone would probably trick me and have nora there instead. Im sorry. redface From youre pictures i can see you scrub up well. :twisted:
Louise xx
I would treat Louise to a head to toe massage. I would offer sex afterwards but you'd be to sleepy and relaxed. lol
Quote by Kiss
I would treat Louise to a head to toe massage. I would offer sex afterwards but you'd be to sleepy and relaxed. lol

Who Me? Wow :happy: oh well i love being woken up by a few tender touches. :twisted:
Louise xx
I would play a trick on Meaty, I would put itching powder in his pants - again! :lo:
Quote by Kiss
I would play a trick on Meaty, I would put itching powder in his pants - again! :lo:

Oh thats sooo cruel :shock:
But very, very funny :giggle:
Can I be there to watch please??!!
Fee
XX
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I would play a trick on Meaty, I would put itching powder in his pants - again! :lo:

Oh thats sooo cruel :shock:
But very, very funny :giggle:
Can I be there to watch please??!!
Fee
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Of course... I'm sure he will just jump in the shower to try and rid his mini-meat (I just thought of that rotflmao) of itching powder! :shock:
But in a cruel twist I will have already rubbed itching powder on his towels too. :grin:
Trick or Treat eh.....
First little buggers came round here just after 3pm (School, what school lol) Give em fair dues they were done up to the nines and had made a good effort so duly parted with some cash... then 20 past some more came and then 4ish and then half 5 ff's its nearly 6 and can hear the cheery little shi** hanging about somewhere up the street, no doubt swapping info on who coughs up and who doesn't lol..... So far the gates the car and the windows are intact, sneaky feckin window cleaner came early so no doubt will have to wash the soddin things again anyway....
Bahhhhhh Humbug or whatever the halloween equivelent is lol...
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I would treat Lissa to a no obligation free sample bi experience :twisted:

:shock:
the best thing about trick or treet is my bedroom window is above my door so when any one come,s to the door they get a nice waterboom with flour on there heads ha ha
sorry about this but this is payback for all the times i got the wet bloon
:P
Quote by ricky13
the best thing about trick or treet is my bedroom window is above my door so when any one come,s to the door they get a nice waterboom with flour on there heads ha ha
sorry about this but this is payback for all the times i got the wet bloon
:P

The wet what?
Quote by Freckledbird
the best thing about trick or treet is my bedroom window is above my door so when any one come,s to the door they get a nice waterboom with flour on there heads ha ha
sorry about this but this is payback for all the times i got the wet bloon
:P

The wet what?
sorry i cant spell sad
Quote by ricky13

The wet what?

sorry i cant spell sad
Ahhhh, wondered if it was some local lingo - what do you mean then? Balloon - as in a water bomb?
Quote by Freckledbird

The wet what?

sorry i cant spell sad
Ahhhh, wondered if it was some local lingo - what do you mean then? Balloon - as in a water bomb?
thats right thanks for helping my english wink
I'd like to trick all the ladies who've posted on this thread into me giving them a real treat.
Just can't make up me mind whether I want to do it all together or one by one... :undecided:
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Quote by Kiss
I would play a trick on Meaty, I would put itching powder in his pants - again! :lo:

I'm not wearing any :rascal:
Oh thats sooo cruel
But very, very funny
Can I be there to watch please??!!
Fee
XX

and you can shurrup too smackbottom wink
Quote by HannahnAlex
i would trick bi welsh minx :lickface: give her some of my magic potion i boiled earlier in me coldron. tell her its herble tea :evil2: :evil2: put her under our spell lol :lol: hubble bubble minxys in trouble :shock: rotflmao :inlove: innocent
hannahnalex

You really wouldn't need to do that hun..a simple "Fancy a shag?" would work :twisted: :twisted: ;)
Minx x x
Quote by HannahnAlex
i would trick bi welsh minx :lickface: give her some of my magic potion i boiled earlier in me coldron. tell her its herble tea :evil2: :evil2: put her under our spell lol :lol: hubble bubble minxys in trouble :shock: rotflmao :inlove: innocent
hannahnalex

You really wouldn't need to do that hun..a simple "Fancy a shag?" would work :twisted: :twisted: ;)
Minx x x
ok fancy a shag ? 69position boink hump
hannahnalex xxxxxxx
I thought you'd never ask! :twisted: :twisted: ;)
Playing hard to get again Minxy? rolleyes
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and you can shurrup too smackbottom wink

Keep my mouth busy then! :wink:
Fee
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Playing hard to get again Minxy? rolleyes

Had you been sat where I was Saturday night..you wouldn't be running too fast either :twisted: wink
Quote by HannahnAlex
i know sassy didnt she take some persudeing lol :lol: :lol:
hannahnalex xx

Don't encourage her you ffs! :roll: :wink:
Will you lot get A Room! ffs? This is supposed to be a Halloween thread. rolleyes
lol
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