We got to the baths and were delighted to see it had more than a pool. We had slides, rapids, water shoots etc which meant we swam for about 30 secs (so much for the keep fit) and messed about like kids for an hour.
While going round the "rapids", h`red decided to jump un my back and grab me around the neck, i started to go under, thinking she`d let go, she didnt.
I began to go further under the water and the further i went, the tighter she held on, untill we were both well submerged in the rapid pool.
Panic began to set in and arms and legs started thrashing about in a violent attempt to get to the surface.
She suddenly let go and we broke the surface gasping for air, then she turned to me and said,
"youstupidfuckineeedjit, youcouldhavefuckinkilledme",,,tosser! :shock: :shock: :shock:
With that she stormed out of the pool ignoring my shouts that her bikini top had fell off.
She marched out of the pool and had got about 100 yards around the pool on her way to the changing rooms before she noticed, unfortunately most of the 300 or so swimmers had noticed her state of dress after about 10 yards.
Ive been told that we are never going swimming again and it was all my fault
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:lol: ........................
