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It wasn't enough to be ill all weekend and miss a great party - oh no, not for Cathy...
I had to go top it off with tumburn didn't I?
Tumburn - for those not in the know, is where you are desperate for a nights sleep and use those lovely smelling heat pads to lull you into slumber.
Yes, they are supposed to sit neatly in a box and not sort of just popped under your pillow rolleyes
And no I don't know how the heat pad worked it's way down to my tum redface
Oooch!
Cathy x
Oooh ouch!! Thought this was going to be about sunbeds with recently changed tubes redface I've had one or two cases of tumburn from those....... usually accompanied by boob-burn :shock: :cry:
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss
Quote by postie
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss

Oops forgot about that! We are talking a proper blister ere though, not a patch on your sun stripes wink
But yes, agreed a great afternoon mate biggrin
I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!
blink
Cathy x
Quote by Red(RHG)
I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!
blink
Cathy x

I think the medical word you are looking for Caffy, is.............
.......... Tuppence.
:grin:
Quote by postie

I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!
blink
Cathy x

I think the medical word you are looking for Caffy, is.............
.......... Tuppence.
:grin:
Good job you didn't burn your cunt, Cathy. That would have been painful.
:shock:
Just reminded me of summat - the me catching naivety thing.
Sunday evening chat.
Me " blahblahclha, he's a cunt"
Her "Shhhh tsk ! See you next Tuesday ! ! ! "
Me "Why, what you doing tomorrow that you can't come over here ?"
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by dambuster

I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!
blink
Cathy x

I think the medical word you are looking for Caffy, is.............
.......... Tuppence.
:grin:
Good job you didn't burn your cunt, Cathy. That would have been painfull.
:shock:
Tsk ...
So uncouth Dammie wink
I do have trouble calling a spade a spade, AND sometimes a cock, a cock
Well sometimes that's very difficult .........
Kisses
Cathy x
Quote by Red(RHG)
Tsk ...
So uncouth Dammie wink
I do have trouble calling a spade a spade, AND sometimes a cock, a cock
Well sometimes that's very difficult .........
Kisses
Cathy x

rotflmao
When I start tidying my garden again next spring - you're not invited Cathy
There is a limit to the digging I'll do with my cock (honest)
:wink:
Quote by dambuster

Tsk ...
So uncouth Dammie wink
I do have trouble calling a spade a spade, AND sometimes a cock, a cock
Well sometimes that's very difficult .........
Kisses
Cathy x

rotflmao
When I start tidying my garden again next spring - you're not invited Cathy
There is a limit to the digging I'll do with my cock (honest)
:wink:
Gigglin ere!
passionkiss
I'm not that hot with a spade anyhow...........
Cathy x
Quote by postie
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss

had to look twice as i thought you typed burnt my bell end.... made me whince anyway !
Quote by 34fun
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss

had to look twice as i thought you typed burnt my bell end.... made me whince anyway !
Well it had been a particularly energetic weekend - so I heard (literally!)
Cathy x
Quote by postie
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss

Thats what you get for sun-bathing under the washing line lol :lol:
I just cant believe you didnt wake up Cathy! rolleyes confused
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I just cant believe you didnt wake up Cathy! rolleyes confused

What!! With eight bottles of Newky Brown poured down the throat lol :lol:
Not a chance :lol:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I just cant believe you didnt wake up Cathy! rolleyes confused

What!! With eight bottles of Newky Brown poured down the throat lol :lol:
Not a chance :lol:
PMSL Nomad! Fecking ell Cath! I love me Nookie Broon but EIGHT bottles! worship :silly:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I just cant believe you didnt wake up Cathy! rolleyes confused

What!! With eight bottles of Newky Brown poured down the throat lol :lol:
Not a chance :lol:
PMSL Nomad! Fecking ell Cath! I love me Nookie Broon but EIGHT bottles! worship :silly:
Nomad!!!!!! smackbottom
I haven't drunk newky brown since my student days!!!
God knows how I didn't wake up till I had blistered Mrs Gen, but I'd not slept for the past two nights so maybe that was it!!!!!!
(Certainly wasn't newky - couldn't stomach water ne'er mind beer at that point ewwww)
Cathy x (All better for me jollies wink Got the delhi belly before I went eh?)
Quote by dambuster

I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!
blink
Cathy x

I think the medical word you are looking for Caffy, is.............
.......... Tuppence.
:grin:
Good job you didn't burn your cunt, Cathy. That would have been painful.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
rolleyes :roll: :roll: There's always one and it's usually always Dammie!
Once had carpet burn on my cheek *face not ass* after a game of wheelbarrows :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
C x