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spitting ewwwwwwwww no, no, NO
70's porn, all those kevin keegan perms, tom selleck moustaches (and thats just the women) lol lol and frosted blue eyeshadow that they always wore.
Naff clothing (usually again in the 70's porn films)
and I am sorry, but bad taste in decor is a big no no foe me...I hate it if their duvets clash with thw wallpaper, or the cutrains dont go with the carpet.....I spend ages criticising them for bad taste lol lol
most other stuff is ok...dont much like watching cum drinking or creampies, but love watching aguy wanking and cumming everywhere.
Unknown User
lol ... I'm sitting here laughing at you guys sorry.
I have to ask one thing... If you don't like why watch lol?? Ok its easy to catch a few clips here and there but some of what you guys are describing is hardy BBC material is it lol ..
Trouble with porn is 99% is really bad to someone or other cause we all have such differing tastes thank God.. its just finding that 1% that might actually give you a shiver lol....
Got to say too some can be really really nasty and turn you off just from the cd cover alone..
We really don't watch much, honest..!! Much prefer a good erotic film to just porn if that makes sense?? Some we have seen is good though..
Mike xx
bbw_loverNkitty
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Quote by mdr2000
lol ... I'm sitting here laughing at you guys sorry.
I have to ask one thing... If you don't like why watch lol?? Ok its easy to catch a few clips here and there but some of what you guys are describing is hardy BBC material is it lol ..
Trouble with porn is 99% is really bad to someone or other cause we all have such differing tastes thank God.. its just finding that 1% that might actually give you a shiver lol....
Got to say too some can be really really nasty and turn you off just from the cd cover alone..
We really don't watch much, honest..!! Much prefer a good erotic film to just porn if that makes sense?? Some we have seen is good though..
Mike xx

Watch it with the sound off, it's so much better!
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
H__x
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Quote by mdr2000
lol ... I'm sitting here laughing at you guys sorry.
I have to ask one thing... If you don't like why watch lol?? Ok its easy to catch a few clips here and there but some of what you guys are describing is hardy BBC material is it lol ..
Trouble with porn is 99% is really bad to someone or other cause we all have such differing tastes thank God.. its just finding that 1% that might actually give you a shiver lol....
Got to say too some can be really really nasty and turn you off just from the cd cover alone..
We really don't watch much, honest..!! Much prefer a good erotic film to just porn if that makes sense?? Some we have seen is good though..
Mike xx

You buy porn?
I thought that was whole point of broadband biggrin
H.x
DreamerHelen
Sex God
I guess that's true....we really shouldn't watch if we don't like it...but, for me, I like most of it, just some of the various specific bits make me gag...
To be honest, I prefer some of the erotic stories on Channel 5 which doesn't show much but it can be soooo much more erotic if it has a storyline...
Unknown User
Quote by H-x
lol ... I'm sitting here laughing at you guys sorry.
I have to ask one thing... If you don't like why watch lol?? Ok its easy to catch a few clips here and there but some of what you guys are describing is hardy BBC material is it lol ..
Trouble with porn is 99% is really bad to someone or other cause we all have such differing tastes thank God.. its just finding that 1% that might actually give you a shiver lol....
Got to say too some can be really really nasty and turn you off just from the cd cover alone..
We really don't watch much, honest..!! Much prefer a good erotic film to just porn if that makes sense?? Some we have seen is good though..
Mike xx

You buy porn?
I thought that was whole point of broadband biggrin
H.x
Fair point... fair point!! lol
Can honestly say without any doubt whatsoever have never shop bought any porn ever...
However!! Have bought some back from Thailand.. No point at all lol.. bad bad bad. My comments were more for when we have been in Amsterdam.. looking around as you do theres millions of titles and some is really really heavy stuff.. Not for us lol.
Someone somewhere must be buying a whole load mind...
Mike xx
niceandgentle
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Quote by mdr2000
lol ... I'm sitting here laughing at you guys sorry.
I have to ask one thing... If you don't like why watch lol?? Ok its easy to catch a few clips here and there but some of what you guys are describing is hardy BBC material is it lol ..
Trouble with porn is 99% is really bad to someone or other cause we all have such differing tastes thank God.. its just finding that 1% that might actually give you a shiver lol....
Got to say too some can be really really nasty and turn you off just from the cd cover alone..
We really don't watch much, honest..!! Much prefer a good erotic film to just porn if that makes sense?? Some we have seen is good though..
Mike xx

Yes you have a point mdr.I went through a phase of watching it, I simply wanted to see images of attractive nude peeps doing beautiful sexy things - but that appears to be REALLY kinky as you have to have the slapping, spitting and loads of gushing iceing sugar as well lol!
Clove__hitch
Warming the Bed
I hate seeing actresses who are chosen for their seemingly youthfull appearence i want to see a woman look like a woman not a child, also I hate watchin porn bj's up down up down spit yuk a bj should b savoured. Bad sets are a turn off as well particularly when combined with a lack of storyline.
browning
Orgasminator
Condoms!, I know there sensible, but thier a turn off in porn.
naughtynymphos1
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Quote by mdr2000
lol ... I'm sitting here laughing at you guys sorry.
I have to ask one thing... If you don't like why watch lol??

cause its a laugh innit dunno
lol
Unknown User
Even if has been done before, it is still a good subject. Great that people can think of things to say in this forum. Plimboy biggrin smile
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Quote by dekntan
Socks :shock:

lol...
Wicked girl.. x
dekntan
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Quote by mdr2000
Socks :shock:

lol...
Wicked girl.. xWicked........ moi never biggrin biggrin biggrin
sleazy
Orgasminator
Quote by Missy
I can watch and thoroughly enjoy a porn film but..... when it gets to the cum shot I either have to shut my eyes or, not only get totally turned off, but also go a strange shade of green

It always looks to thick and gloopy and, well...... chewy confused
I've not seen bum to mouth, or if I have I haven't noticed what it was, cos sure I would also go a puce colour at that too
Most other stuff I'm ok with tho cool Even the spitting to lube I find quite erotic in a seedy kind of way cool

did ya know that they often use raw egg white as a substitute ???,
god i move in the wrong circles lol
bad dubbing, crap music and shit dialogue...... all make a good porn bad in my eyes
niceandgentle
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Quote by dekntan
Socks :shock:

Marmite :twisted:
mazandden
Sex God
whats wrong with the spitting????????
i really like that!!!
Den
dekntan
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Quote by niceandgentle
Socks :shock:

Marmite :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
niceandgentle
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Quote by dekntan
Socks :shock:

Marmite :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Even worse dekntan..
Socks covered in Marmite! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
naughtynymphos1
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Quote by mazandden
whats wrong with the spitting????????
i really like that!!!
Den

each to their own i guess but i have to me honest if i was with a guy and he spat on my floo i'd smack him in the choppers lol
DreamerHelen
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
whats wrong with the spitting????????
i really like that!!!
Den

each to their own i guess but i have to me honest if i was with a guy and he spat on my floo i'd smack him in the choppers lol
I totally agree NN!! I just think it's really disrespectful that's all...
dekntan
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Quote by niceandgentle
Socks :shock:

Marmite :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Even worse dekntan..
Socks covered in Marmite! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Aslong as they dont say its marmite on the pants an all :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
niceandgentle
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Quote by dekntan
Socks :shock:

Marmite :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Even worse dekntan..
Socks covered in Marmite! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Aslong as they dont say its marmite on the pants an all :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
"Marmite Pants" the DVD - could be whole new porn genre! :shock:
dekntan
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Quote by niceandgentle
Socks :shock:

Marmite :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Even worse dekntan..
Socks covered in Marmite! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Aslong as they dont say its marmite on the pants an all :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
"Marmite Pants" the DVD - could be whole new porn genre! :shock:
omg nooooo and how will we know its marmite ffs unless its sniffatelly :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dekntan
Sex God
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:

thats me put off watching porn fer a while :shock: biggrin
niceandgentle
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Quote by dekntan
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:

thats me put off watching porn fer a while :shock: biggrin
I can assure you we'll be having none of that kind of stuff in "Marmite Pants", it'll be just pure Marmite and pants (and the odd sock or two) all the way. cool
Unknown User
Quote by mazandden
whats wrong with the spitting????????
i really like that!!!
Den

its the hawking of the loogey before hand thats off putting lol lol lol
:eeek: :eeek: de sade........ am speechless for once!!!
helnheaven
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Quote by Bonedigger
whats wrong with the spitting????????
i really like that!!!
Den

its the hawking of the loogey before hand thats off putting lol lol lol
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Why isnt there an emotithing with a bucket when yer need one confused lol
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:

i best not invite you round to watch any of my porn then rolleyes
H__x
Sex God
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Any film where the girl is forced to chow down on some guys semi-hard steaming turd as it slides out of his arsehole, or endures having her face shit on...Especially if the shit is slightly runny.
Or films where some Eastern European girl is being fucked by dogs or goats or horses, especially the tiny little horses that look like they're out of a Thelwell cartoon.
One's that involve sucking dog's cocks (why do the cocks of these dogs all look so sore?), being pissed on by dogs or horses. Licking cold horse spunk of cobbles already covered in horse piss and shit.
One's where live or (even worse) cold dead fish are inserted into various orifices. Anything involving paraplegics, sawn-off limbs or amputated body parts and dead bodies.
:shock:

Ah, 'Scatty the goat-herd and his travels with mans' best friend', no, I wasn't fussed on that one either, especially the sequel, 'Scatty and the armless red herring'. Shame though, the casting was excellent.
H.x