Forgive me if this has been done, I haven't been around for a while Just wondering what everyone's turn offs are in Porn. For me I can't stand a man that spits on a woman's pussy or arse to lubricate it...it's appalling behaviour!! I also don't like the whole arse to mouth thing, I personally would NOT ever suck a cock that had been up my arse... What are your turn-offs?
The spitting thing- when done by men or women. Spit on me, I'll break yer face Fake things, and identikit "Barbies" Really obvious "ooh yeah baby" kinda soundtracks. Bad dubbing. Guess that makes pretty much every porn film then
I can watch and thoroughly enjoy a porn film but..... when it gets to the cum shot I either have to shut my eyes or, not only get totally turned off, but also go a strange shade of green Most other stuff I'm ok with tho Even the spitting to lube I find quite erotic in a seedy kind of way 8-)
Autocue oooohs n arrrs Spittting etc ewww got one called "do You Swallow" does absolutely nothing for me turns my stomach all this spunk blowing from mouth to mouth etc its just wrong
Where do I start? Where the women are 'tricked' into having sex like they are idiots who are easy to 'fool'. The mechanical joylessness of the men as they 'perform' and when they roughly pass the women around like they are lumps of 's no sense of fun, no humour, no playfulness, no mutual respect. Most of all the baffling cult of the 'money shot' - often achieved with a hidden little tube of icing on the side of their cocks so I believe? Of course the women love to have this stuff sprayed all over their faces, into their eyes etc!
When there is no story, just sex for the sake of it, I like to know why the women are in the guys office etc....... Dave has some dvd's with the most awful voice over can't take porn seriously when someone other than me doing the commentary Guys that are torally naked other than their socks and trainers yuk,yuk,yuk...
Quote by DreamerHelen For me I can't stand a man that spits on a woman's pussy or arse to lubricate it...it's appalling behaviour!!
Eeeewww I know I can't get away with this one either. My other pet hate in Porn is... the port actors/actresses!.. seriously tho the pouting and oohing and staring at the screen with the 'seductive' look is so naff! Give me a great piece of erotic filming anytime.
Quote by niceandgentle Where do I start? Where the women are 'tricked' into having sex like they are idiots who are easy to 'fool'. The mechanical joylessness of the men as they 'perform' and when they roughly pass the women around like they are lumps of 's no sense of fun, no humour, no playfulness, no mutual respect. Most of all the baffling cult of the 'money shot' - often achieved with a hidden little tube of icing on the side of their cocks so I believe? Of course the women love to have this stuff sprayed all over their faces, into their eyes etc!
Well if it is icing- that changes things :lickface: :giggle:
Quote by niceandgentle Most of all the baffling cult of the 'money shot' - often achieved with a hidden little tube of icing on the side of their cocks so I believe?
I have to disagree with you here, the vast majority of money shots are genuine. I have seen a Peter North one on a clip that was clearly fake. Men do vary in how much they ejaculate. At a risk of hijacking Helen's thread, Amateur Porn can be enjoyable, as in many cases the parties participating are not acting but enjoying the experience.
I once saw a really gross porn film where loads of guys came up her arse and she squirted it out of her arse onto a plate and then licked the plate clean... :uhoh:
Quote by DreamerHelen I once saw a really gross porn film where loads of guys came up her arse and she squirted it out of her arse onto a plate and then licked the plate clean... :uhoh:
I quite like the fake blonde/'barbie' pornstars in some cases, and there are plenty of 'professional' porns where there are very attractive men and women who are obviously enjoying themselves - my problems with amateur stuff is that sometimes the people taking part can be quite unattractive, whether they are loving it or not (IMHO - no judgement calls at all).... Also I love, love LOVE the cumshots (and, yes, love facials, or shots anywhere on my body in 'real life', too) Yikes :o Miss Wildbrighton x
I saw a clip of a women deep throating a guy and when he came, some was forced out of her nose! Mind you she was very good at DT Putting my Doctors coat on for a minute, ejaculate volumes on average have declined over the decades along with sperm counts for probably similar reasons. From memory I believe they were about 50% higher a century ago. (memory of the article, not that I was alive a century ago you understand)
Sperm counts have decreased due to the increased levels of oestrogen - both in food and in the water that we drink, which has risen significantly over the past 50 years - the sperm cell content of an ejaculation has little to do with the volume of the semenal fluid, it's more to do with hydration (or lack of it) of the individual, how long it has been since the last ejaculation (including getting close and then backing off again) and also some genetically determined factors
Quote by DreamerHelen For me I can't stand a man that spits on a woman's pussy or arse to lubricate it...it's appalling behaviour!! I also don't like the whole arse to mouth thing, …
Quote by noladreams30 I can't stand REALLY bad, cringe-makingly awful dialogue...
Quote by dekntan Autocue oooohs n arrrs Spittting etc ewww
Quote by niceandgentle The mechanical joylessness of the men as they 'perform' and when they roughly pass the women around like they are lumps of 's no sense of fun, no humour, no playfulness, no mutual respect. Most of all the baffling cult of the 'money shot' - often achieved with a hidden little tube of icing on the side of their cocks so I believe? Of course the women love to have this stuff sprayed all over their faces, into their eyes etc!
:thumbup: Definitely all the things I hate about porn movies. The fake 'money shots' are particularly irritating because it's sometimes sooo obvious it's fake. Complete turn off!
Quote by Liaisons … Amateur Porn can be enjoyable, as in many cases the parties participating are not acting but enjoying the experience.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Absolutely prefer the more amateur stuff which has non of this annoying "… oh yeah … oh yeah … oh yeah" ad infinitum. It looks and feels more real and often is at a much slower pace, so much more erotic. With more professional porn it's all souless and hurried, you often get the feeling there's a race to see who cums first. There's no sense of a build up, of people actually enjoying it.
porn without condoms... eeeeeek :shock: it makes me feel sick. bukkake - makes me retch. a person gagging on a cock. ewwwwwwww a person with a tiny tiny body, being fucked by a man with a large cock. that makes me wince. I don't watch porn with women in as it is shot from a male perspective and the womans pleasure is rarely focussed on.
I visit a couple who collect porn and the wife puts on a video to get herself in the mood before we start. So that is how I generally view it unless something erotic comes up on TV. (That's not porn, I know) I will mention that she watches it to see the ejaculations, something she particularly enjoys. I find that commercial Los Angeles porn execrable and cringemaking. The only saving grace is the clear views of genitals as I find genitals pretty. It looks like something produced in a factory by manufacturers who don't understand the product and there is an underlying aggression that I hate. A list? In no order: Fake groans, plastic identikit bodies; no erotic build-up; basically just using any available hole to wank into rather than connect to someone; slapping; throat grabbing; agressive language like 'bitch'; hard pounding in anal intercourse - and I am someone who gets turned on a little with gentle anal play but what I see is horrible; making the actress suck a cock just pulled out of an anus; I could go on. Amateur porn where ordinary people, whether conventionally pretty or ordinary joes like you and me is an entirely different matter. Like on this site! I get turned on by that and am not offended, probably because the women get some respect. Beauty is pleasant to look at but sexual arousal transcends beauty and if the spirit is there, it works for me.
70s porn turns me off cause the women are so hairy :shock: Porn that tries to put a bit of a story line in it turns me off cause they all such crap actors, ffs get ya kit off its all your good at Crap dubbing turns me off cause i cant help but look at the lips while the talkings on so you miss any action Like Helen i also find using spit for lube a bit naff :? i also find porn with the plastic 'perfect' women in a bit naff, when a womans being shagged her boobs should bounce lol infact the whole 'script' porn in general is a bit dodgy i have seen some amature porn thats a lot better just knowing ther really enjoying it instead of playing up for the camera does it for me every time :rascal: oh and when you see women drinking cum from cups or licking it off plates etc i even find snowballing a bit stomach turning :? :?
I once saw one where for some reason a couple of women worshipfully licked the men's cum from off a glass table top!!?? Cue tricky through glass camera angle, very tastefullly done - not! Or on the more ridiculous end of things there's that scenario where a couple of guys roam the streets with a camcorder chuntering on about "Where we gonna find us some pussy around here man" etc, then stop some pretty girls and say stuff like "Hey what are you doing?" and the girls say "Oh nothing much", then it's: "Do you like sex?" and girls reply "Sure", then "You want to have sex with us?" And guess what? The girls go "Ok" and just go with the fellas and let themselves be poked, prodded and hot rodded(lol!)like living blow up course nobody mentions contraception or STDs or feelings - heaven forbid!
I have quite a dark taste in porn, most of my collection is a bit close to being illegal these days It would seem I'm in a minority in liking gagging cum shots and facials, ho hum - each to thier own What I don't like are the plastic identikit siliconised women in most mainstream porn, and when you can tell they're not really enjoying it, the fake moaning and 'oh yeah baby's', such a turn off. H.x
Quote by H-x I have quite a dark taste in porn, most of my collection is a bit close to being illegal these days It would seem I'm in a minority in liking gagging cum shots and facials, ho hum - each to thier own What I don't like are the plastic identikit siliconised women in most mainstream porn, and when you can tell they're not really enjoying it, the fake moaning and 'oh yeah baby's', such a turn off. H.x
I prefer people with all their 'imperfections'. All those so called porn stars just send me to sleep. :sleeping:
H-x I'm with you too on liking most of the stuff that is listed as a 'turn off', but I do realise that I'm in the minority, and I'm pretty cool with that! As long as I find the actors/actresses hot and they seem like they are enjoying themselves I'm v happy indeed
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Even the spitting to lube I find quite erotic in a seedy kind of way 8-)
I can't get away with this one either. 
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