Turn your fone off during sex!!

21 Oct 2004

LONDON (Reuters) - British police sprang into operation after receiving an emergency '999' phone alert from a woman in apparently in some distress -- only to discover it had accidentally been made by a couple having sex.
Officers at Durham in northern England became alarmed when the call came through to their headquarters in the middle of the night and all they could hear was what sounded like a woman crying with a man's voice in the background.
Police traced the number and rushed to the scene, where they found the embarrassed and disheveled couple who explained they were "messing around."
"It happened while they were having sex. The woman had depressed with her foot the '9' button on the phone which happened to be on the floor," a Durham police spokesman told Reuters Wednesday.
"It certainly put a smile on the faces on the police side -- we were just very relieved it wasn't a violent situation and that the couple were clearly getting on very well together.

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21 Oct 2004

I've often wondered why it is that you can dial 999 on a mobile, even when the keypad is locked.
Seems a little silly to me

21 Oct 2004

Wasn't me lol
But I am near Durham

21 Oct 2004

Someone once told me her husband once rang her from his hotel room while away on didn't turn the phone off after the call - she still heard something - and hung on - and listened for about 30 minutes to him and a female "friend"..
Her EX-Husband now by the way!

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Someone once told me her husband once rang her from his hotel room while away on didn't turn the phone off after the call - she still heard something - and hung on - and listened for about 30 minutes to him and a female "friend"..
Her EX-Husband now by the way!

OUCH!!... thats has to be bad!...
or good depending on how he looked at it

22 Oct 2004

mmmmmm always wondered what phone sex was.........
xanaisx

22 Oct 2004

Anais,phone sex is actually having sex with a phone - it can be rather uncomfortable and quite messy if BT jelly - the KY jelly of phone sex - is used.
The phone gives nothing back - its just like cold piece molded plastic and wires -
- thats because IT IS cold molded plastic and wires. :shock:

22 Oct 2004

BT jelly

I normally use Orange jelly.......yummy! smile

xanaisx

22 Oct 2004

Anais - we go through life looking for that BIG idea that makes our fortune - the man that thought of cats eyes on the roads for example - that sort of ,thanks to you I've come up with one of the greatest since the wheel - FLIRTY FRUITCAKE JELLY!
Brewed to a secret recipe - rub it on your friends and family,on yourself,on your phone even - its the Flirtyfruitimost!
It even tastes good on Shredded Wheat!

22 Oct 2004

Brewed to a secret recipe - rub it on your friends and family,on yourself,on your phone even - its the Flirtyfruitimost

Good idea...... cool

:thumbup: Whose up take part in the Flirtyfruitmost trials? smile

:idea: what about a Flirtyfruitmost lollypop?? :idea:
xanaisx

22 Oct 2004

It happens alot .I used to take 999 callswhen i worded for BT and i get at leat one every weekend
for safety info all mobile as far as Im aware will dial 999 or 112 when keypad is locked
and for humour reference the shortest one we had was 30 sec but the best before i left was 30mins

Quote by xxdevil69
LONDON (Reuters) - British police sprang into operation after receiving an emergency '999' phone alert from a woman in apparently in some distress -- only to discover it had accidentally been made by a couple having sex.
Officers at Durham in northern England became alarmed when the call came through to their headquarters in the middle of the night and all they could hear was what sounded like a woman crying with a man's voice in the background.
Police traced the number and rushed to the scene, where they found the embarrassed and disheveled couple who explained they were "messing around."
"It happened while they were having sex. The woman had depressed with her foot the '9' button on the phone which happened to be on the floor," a Durham police spokesman told Reuters Wednesday.
"It certainly put a smile on the faces on the police side -- we were just very relieved it wasn't a violent situation and that the couple were clearly getting on very well together.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: