Quote by Cherrytree
- What about those MFI ones where people are having massive rows and as it enfolds we see that they are actually in the shop -
Couldnt agree more ......... I HATE them! grrrrrr
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TV adverts that irritate you.......
god theres loads of adds i hate, all of those that have already been mentioned.
i also hate michael winner , "calm down dear" about what ? you pompus fu*cking irritating total toss pot wa*ker. if they offered me £100 off my insurance i wouldnt take it form them.
hate all the loan adverts.
theres one about a cleaning product that works in 3 ways and has a stupid stupid fu*cking bi*tch as 3 diff women saying jizam, ta-dar etc
one ad i loved years ago was a cartoon for quavers, " the're floaty light"
i think i better stop now, no doubt ill be back when i next watch tv lol
xxx fem xx
i also hate michael winner , "calm down dear" about what ? you pompus fu*cking irritating total toss pot wa*ker. if they offered me £100 off my insurance i wouldnt take it form them.
hate all the loan adverts.
theres one about a cleaning product that works in 3 ways and has a stupid stupid fu*cking bi*tch as 3 diff women saying jizam, ta-dar etc
one ad i loved years ago was a cartoon for quavers, " the're floaty light"
i think i better stop now, no doubt ill be back when i next watch tv lol
xxx fem xx
I hate that advert with the stupid bitch called Trudi, the director should sack her ( its the advert thats allways on in the middle of corination street)
Must say the triple soft bog roll one allways puts a smile on my face, when she says that the bog roll is as soft as blanky.........you know the one with the toddler in a suit
Must say the triple soft bog roll one allways puts a smile on my face, when she says that the bog roll is as soft as blanky.........you know the one with the toddler in a suit
Warming the Bed
I know the ad... I'm so glad they changed it just to be the toddler and not that grotesque CGI they had pasted on his face. That was just so creepy I couldn't watch it, never mind bring myself to buy the loo roll.
and i really hate them shaving build them up like a bloody movie action ,fast moving lines across the screen,some bastard who throws the blade across his neck with no worries about having to be rushed to casualty when his voice box leaves best a man can get? bollocks 
I dont care if its got 3 blades,a turbo and will wipe my arse at the same time all i want is an f***ing shave! :x not david bloody beckham! :x
And them electric toothbrush it up your arse and clean your insides out if its that brush heads off :x
ooooooohhhhhhhh yyyyeeeeessss, bloody dog :x
I dont care if its got 3 blades,a turbo and will wipe my arse at the same time all i want is an f***ing shave! :x not david bloody beckham! :x
And them electric toothbrush it up your arse and clean your insides out if its that brush heads off :x
ooooooohhhhhhhh yyyyeeeeessss, bloody dog :x
and i really hate ads like capital one? whats in your wallet? F**k all! because the tv brain washed me into running up a mountain of debt you greedy bank b*****d's.
and have you noticed barclays are doing accident prone idiot type guys ads? the one where he knocks the wine barrels over? thats the bank telling you once you take our card and use it we got you for LIFE you idiot
and while i'm angry about tv ad's :x
them fitness 20 minute ab program with some steroid pumped freak doing the machine over just to get you to buy it arrives after your 4 easy payments of £100 just to find the hardest part of the exercise is putting the bloody thing together in the first place :x .qvc has a lot to answer for.
and cheese awful ad :x
and if you owned a toyota you would never :x
and have you noticed barclays are doing accident prone idiot type guys ads? the one where he knocks the wine barrels over? thats the bank telling you once you take our card and use it we got you for LIFE you idiot
and while i'm angry about tv ad's :x
them fitness 20 minute ab program with some steroid pumped freak doing the machine over just to get you to buy it arrives after your 4 easy payments of £100 just to find the hardest part of the exercise is putting the bloody thing together in the first place :x .qvc has a lot to answer for.
and cheese awful ad :x
and if you owned a toyota you would never :x
Quote by Mr-Powers
i have to agree with the dads found yer scoodah advert, and the way she drinks a cup of tea makes me want to just throttle her lol
and the other one where the guys on the phone talking about a loan while his wife is video-ing him and he's talking about the rain and football...
OH YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! (use of capitals no less)
that is THE most annoying advert on TV me and Miss srne both cringe with hatred for those two "actors"......
if u can call them that
TV ads are bad enough. What is making me at the moment is the advertising creeping into everything else. As if "asda radio" wasn't bad enough, Tesco now have TV screens in the aisles pushing the latest "must have." Don't get me started on that phrase! :x :x :x :x
But now, Im getting stalked by this :
Well not that one specifically, but one of its ilk. And it drives me fecking nuts!
at the moment is the advertising creeping into everything else. As if "asda radio" wasn't bad enough, Tesco now have TV screens in the aisles pushing the latest "must have." Don't get me started on that phrase! :x :x :x :x But now, Im getting stalked by this :
Well not that one specifically, but one of its ilk. And it drives me fecking nuts!
Sex God
Any ad saying more people prefer XYZ product. More people than what?
The dishwasher stuff that makes your plastics 100% drier. There is no such thing as 100% drier. You can have 50% less retained water. There is NO measure for dryness as such that you can have 100% more of.
And any ad that claims that their product contains "fakeazol" or some such totally made up word that is supposed to sound scientific. There is a range of real chemicals (thousands I imagine) and if they don't name it - I'm not buying their stuff. The ingredients are on the back ffs - they have to be real not made up names.
And don't get me started on that lipstick that makes yuo look like you've trapped your lips in a breast-pump and varnished them with yacht varnish. It doesn;t work - I've tried it - and it lasts about 5 mins. One lick and it's gone.
oooo I feel better for all that
The dishwasher stuff that makes your plastics 100% drier. There is no such thing as 100% drier. You can have 50% less retained water. There is NO measure for dryness as such that you can have 100% more of.
And any ad that claims that their product contains "fakeazol" or some such totally made up word that is supposed to sound scientific. There is a range of real chemicals (thousands I imagine) and if they don't name it - I'm not buying their stuff. The ingredients are on the back ffs - they have to be real not made up names.
And don't get me started on that lipstick that makes yuo look like you've trapped your lips in a breast-pump and varnished them with yacht varnish. It doesn;t work - I've tried it - and it lasts about 5 mins. One lick and it's gone.
oooo I feel better for all that
all the chaline ads.....you can talk to sexy girls in your area if u just phone this number,.............. and they are gagging for it and soooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy and up for it and naked and gorgeous and sexy, and beautiful and living in gorgeous penthouse apartments, ready for you, to please your every fantasy, and it will only cost u a minute
absolute b@ll@x.....i know cos I was one of those girls and answered the phone in my PJ's or my sloppy sweat pants and tee shirt, and chatted whilst doing my household chores, watching soaps, cutting my toenails, or depilating my legs lmao
absolute b@ll@x.....i know cos I was one of those girls and answered the phone in my PJ's or my sloppy sweat pants and tee shirt, and chatted whilst doing my household chores, watching soaps, cutting my toenails, or depilating my legs lmao
there's a boy-child sat on a toilet... pants around ankles, kicking his feet..
"poo! It Stinks!"
(of course it does, it's your shit little boy... no need to boast!)
then he's screaming something about "it's all gone, it's all gone!"
(what has?... toilet paper?... that may be worth a shout... but no, the paper was right there, right beside the little angel as he sat & shat)
concerned mother or guardian arrives at the bathroom door... and the waif seems unable to name the missing/disappeared whatever... though miraculously a note appears under the door with a descriptive diagram of some needless piece of junk that I suppose we must all be unable to live without.
a wall mounted, single press airfreshner/deodorising spray thingie!
blimey!
The horror... the trauma this pixie has had to endure breathing his effluent due his keepers lack of care and due dilligence.
but wait!
This device seems halfways across the room in my view...
this nasty little demon has deficated... stepped across to the *device*, found it wanting, returned to the throne... all with trousers/pants around ankles.. no doubt trailing effleunt across every serface... sits himself down and proceeds to screamblue murder at the level of neglect!!!!
so where did the notepad and marker pen come from?
blimey, talk about keeping us guessing in an otherwise faultless piece of tv drama
lp
"poo! It Stinks!"
(of course it does, it's your shit little boy... no need to boast!)
then he's screaming something about "it's all gone, it's all gone!"
(what has?... toilet paper?... that may be worth a shout... but no, the paper was right there, right beside the little angel as he sat & shat)
concerned mother or guardian arrives at the bathroom door... and the waif seems unable to name the missing/disappeared whatever... though miraculously a note appears under the door with a descriptive diagram of some needless piece of junk that I suppose we must all be unable to live without.
a wall mounted, single press airfreshner/deodorising spray thingie!
blimey!
The horror... the trauma this pixie has had to endure breathing his effluent due his keepers lack of care and due dilligence.
but wait!
This device seems halfways across the room in my view...
this nasty little demon has deficated... stepped across to the *device*, found it wanting, returned to the throne... all with trousers/pants around ankles.. no doubt trailing effleunt across every serface... sits himself down and proceeds to screamblue murder at the level of neglect!!!!
so where did the notepad and marker pen come from?
blimey, talk about keeping us guessing in an otherwise faultless piece of tv drama
lp
Warming the Bed
As soon as I saw the heading I knew 'Josh, Dad's found your scooter' would be here - it's really annoying - when she mouths '25?' to her husband??!! if you're borrowing 25k, you've certainly discussed it beforehand.
I love the triple velvet kid - 'You're fired' - very funny.
I love the triple velvet kid - 'You're fired' - very funny.
Sex God
Quote by SuperDave
Some ads are made deliberately annoying so that you remember them?
Yes, you're right....but if it's an especially annoying ad I remember NOT to buy the product in question...ever.
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
What about the one where they have designed extra special night-time nappies because babies practise talking in their sleep???
Is that a joke? I've seen the one with sleep-pants - the 'baby' looks about 7-8 years old. :?
