tv judy's new pimp

3 Mar 2005

as the title says i'm judy's new pimp and now hold her diary
any 1 interested in having fun purchasing her services feel free to make offers
this is due to her last pimp having her turning 20p tricks down by the canal and i think i can make more

3 Mar 2005

Well ive got a date at Blues lined up, shes one of my winners! :twisted:

3 Mar 2005

u still have to pay but as u a friend will get friends discount

3 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
u still have to pay but as u a friend will get friends discount

AAhhhh, my usual 100% discount then redface

JUDDDYYYYYY, Help, Leps picking on me again!!

3 Mar 2005

33% is m8 rate discount and is extended to all moderators as they allow me to use site for pimpin me bitch

4 Mar 2005

Lep, I'm telling Judy on you!
I don't think she'd charge her friends! You're just pulling a fast one!
Ps.....have the mods seen this! lol

Doesn't this count as making a profit (well depends on how much he makes but then Judy's priceless, aren't you hun!)

4 Mar 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
Doesn't this count as making a profit (well depends on how much he makes !)

well will turn in my end of year tax returns and then it can be judged
so but out sassy u only jealious i out bid u in the auction held by judy's old pimp ( if she priceless how is it u were only willing to pay and a half eaten packet of quavers

4 Mar 2005

My offer is a half a goldfish and some feeding flakes from 1986.
Not a fishbit more! :P (tm jas 2004)
:scared: bolt

4 Mar 2005

you can maybe have the clean up shift with her after a busy mardi gra week end

4 Mar 2005

well i only offered what I had on me at the time, just to get the bidding going, knowing that as Judy is priceless I would never be able to offer a price to match her worth! lol

And you, Lep, are demeaning our wonderful Judy by suggesting any price! Some things are so precious they can't be bought!
Get out of that one you cheeky bugger! :twisted:

4 Mar 2005

I'm sure this is against the site rules - who have you bribed to get away with this thread????
:shock:
wink

4 Mar 2005

well after hearing the words priceless etc re judy not a single offer come our way
i do have heart so i'm going to throw an opening offer of a free pair of judy's panties with every date u have in my diary for the 1st month

4 Mar 2005

Lep don't you know that the only currency on here is ....
GOLDFISH
No other forms of payment will be excepted.
Sex of any sort being the exception.

4 Mar 2005

Has anyone got any change ??

4 Mar 2005

well normally id charge a bag of chips and a can of fanta but i reckon judy deserves abit more so ill throw in a curry sauce aswell lol

4 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
as the title says i'm judy's new pimp and now hold her diary
any 1 interested in having fun purchasing her services feel free to make offers
this is due to her last pimp having her turning 20p tricks down by the canal and i think i can make more

I was only having her turn down 20p tricks cos I was always running out of change ffs
bolt

maz xxx

4 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
well normally id charge a bag of chips and a can of fanta but i reckon judy deserves abit more so ill throw in a curry sauce aswell

What no peas !! :shock:

4 Mar 2005

No. Peas are Timmy`s. Leave Timmy`s peas alone. He might get ugly :shock:
Venusxxx

4 Mar 2005

some of u are taking the piss with the pm'd offers for the lovely judy's company she is worth alot more
and as to the individual offering 2 pair of satins undies and a pair of blues torn stockings do they know u be stealing off there washing line

5 Mar 2005

judy is now working double shifts now to sort paying for pc repairs so come more spaces available in diary