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Twats - what are they?

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Quote by Lilmiss
I prefare 'twatbag' myself cool

I like that :thumbup:
People who ask if I am Paul O'Grady,I haven't got a scouse accent twats.
Mr Res scale of Twatosity.
1. Eejit - Someone who does something silly, like drop a bag of sugar in the supermarket.
2. Numpty/Wally - Someone who does something silly, like drop a bag of sugar in the supermarket, and then make more mess cleaning it up.
3. Duggy Dime-Bar/Twit - Someone who does something silly like drop a bag of sugar in the supermarket, then picks up another bag and then drops that one too.
4. Cock/Dick - Someone who does something silly like drop a bag of sugar in the supermarket, and blames someone else for it.
5. Twat/Arsehole - Someone who drops a bag of sugar in a supermarket on purpose and thinks it's funny.
6. Gobshite/F*wit - Someone who drops a bag of sugar in a supermarket thinks it's funny and then blames you for it when confronted before running away.
7. Complete Arsebag,nob-jockey, f*face, bollock brained, shit-for-features, wank futterer. - Jeremy Kyle.
Thank you Res, i will do my best to assist in promoting the use of the word Kyle as an extreme form of abuse. I was unfortunate enough to catch him on daytime telly the other day....Grrrrr....Nuff said.
Context is all for me. Loved ones can call me a twat with my blessing. Those I know not at all have no right to call me anything. And vice versa of course.
Quote by Resonance
Mr Res scale of Twatosity.
7. Complete Arsebag,nob-jockey, f*face, bollock brained, shit-for-features, wank futterer. - Jeremy Kyle.

:thumbup:
Is twat a bad thing then,,,,,,,,,,, rolleyes
Quote by flower411
Somebody who posts something mildly provocative on here and when you ignore them they pm you asking if you are ignoring them !!! :shock:
Course I was ignoring you !! Ya twat :P

Oooooo that can't be me, I never pm you I just wait until I bump into you occasionally in the chat room and ask! lol
BTW welcome back!
How was your holiday?
You missed some great weather here, its been sooo hot. :twisted:
Did you bump into anyone you recongised at the airport from here like last year? wink
Oooh hardly use the word twat meself, nearly as bad as the 'C' word :shock: lol
Now twatface is a different thing totally, if i call you twatface, its a term of affection, cos your not quite a twat, but worse than an arse :lol: