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Twats - what are they?

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So what do we all define as a 'twat'? What makes you think 'what a twat!'? What kind of behaviour in others makes your 'twat-dar' start to twitch?
For me (in no particular order):
1. People who assume without stating they are doing so
2. People who behave like they are better than someone with knowing a thing about the other person
3. People who speak for other people without knowing a) that they wanted them to; and b) that they are correctly representing their views
4. kentswingers & flower411 wink
5. Straight and bi men that assume I'll want to do anything with their cock, let alone put it anywhere near my mouth (same as 4 really but good enough to repeat) :rascal:
... just a few for starters - how about you guys? confused
:P
people who offend me in any way shape or form
Pregnant goldfish?
Nasty and obnoxious people?
My fucking boss evil
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My fucking boss evil

I think you'll find my boss is a bigger twat! :giggle:
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My fucking boss evil

I think you'll find my boss is a bigger twat! :giggle:
Mine's got a ponytail too so I win! flipa
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The word Twat means to me exactly the same as the C word, as someone that’s father used the C word often it always makes me cringe as I feel is it a just a vulgar synonym and a word I would not use to describe anyone.
People can sometimes give me a feeling of being a twit but then I snigger to myself and move on.
I don’t think all people can be a complete twit all of the time, as sometimes I think the same thoughts about people I care about plus myself at times.
So I am happy to forgive some twitisms.
Once they pass the stage I think they are a complete twit I just ignore them and move on.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My fucking boss evil

I think you'll find my boss is a bigger twat! :giggle:
Mine's got a ponytail too so I win! flipa
Oh well if you wanna go down that road mine has a gimp mask! :flipa:
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My fucking boss evil

I think you'll find my boss is a bigger twat! :giggle:
Mine's got a ponytail too so I win! flipa
Oh well if you wanna go down that road mine has a gimp mask! :flipa:
I now have an image of my boss in a gimp mask :shock: :scared: Thanks for that, bitch :dry:
:giggle:
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My fucking boss evil

I think you'll find my boss is a bigger twat! :giggle:
Mine's got a ponytail too so I win! flipa
Oh well if you wanna go down that road mine has a gimp mask! :flipa:
I now have an image of my boss in a gimp mask :shock: :scared: Thanks for that, bitch :dry:
:giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You're very welcome... I have to look at him every day so you can share that image! :giggle:
I use the word " twat " and " nutter " a lot.
I have no real definition as to who I call those names to.
It could be somebody that pulls out on me when driving or....a person that irritates me in some way.
How the heck anyone can be offended by either of those words baffles me to be honest, or are those words now to join the millions of other words that you cannot say now?
It is a word....a noun....." sticks and stones " and all that. Whatever happened to pure common sense?
No wonder there are very few comedians left out there now, ya cannot laugh at much nowadays, without offending someone or something. wink
I can be a " twat " meself, in fact mrs777 would say I am constantly one but....not a word I would think would/should cause offence......unless someone thinks different?
All of the above ( particularly BIoke's list) and any twat who can't find the volume control for there car stereo or mouth.
And any twat who mixes up there and their...
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And any twat who mixes up there and their...

lol :lol: :lol:
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And any twat who mixes up there and their...

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Council workers apparently.....
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Council workers apparently.....

Very good...........you been doing your homework. Full marks from FB no doubt. wink
Yes that can include council workers, ya know...the jobs worth ones of which councils seem to have in abundance.
A twat's a twat, but a cunt is something worse than a twat. But an arsehole is somewhere in between, but probably veering more toward the cunt.
Where's Pete and Dudley?
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A twat's a twat, but a cunt is something worse than a twat. But an arsehole is somewhere in between, but probably veering more toward the cunt.
Where's Pete and Dudley?

Ya nearly there Duncs. wink
I would say it COULD mean someone between a " tosser " and an " arsehole ".
I just use it because it sounds good. cool But then what do I know.....I read the Sun. redface
I'd say the difference twixt a twat and an arsehole (ignoring the perineum) is intent.
A twat is usually one unintentionally- a bit like a fuckwit. An arsehole is someone who acts like a twat and doesn't care.
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I'd say the difference twixt a twat and an arsehole (ignoring the perineum) is intent.
A twat is usually one unintentionally- a bit like a fuckwit. An arsehole is someone who acts like a twat and doesn't care.

Yes that's more or less how I see it. But what about a cunt and a bastard?
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I'd say the difference twixt a twat and an arsehole (ignoring the perineum) is intent.
A twat is usually one unintentionally- a bit like a fuckwit. An arsehole is someone who acts like a twat and doesn't care.

Yes that's more or less how I see it. But what about a cunt and a bastard?
Now that is a word that even I do not use. I will call anyone anything else but not that.....unless he is a Spurs supporter. lol ...........Joke btw for all those who do not understand my humour.
Well I was going to say I see a twat as a twit but with malice, however, I note witchy's post and this causes me to doubt my own conviction cos I can see her point about arseholes.
In conclusion I think twat's indicate a definite effort to be the way they are.
a twat is of course a fella when he is being totally obnoxious, irritating or just plain an idiot
the same as when my hubby calls very irreverelntly a split dick .....which i had never heard before meeting him
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A twat in my book is usually male and behaving like an idiot often under the influence of a few drinks or else trying to impress someone (usually 'mates' or young pretty females). Most of the idiotic drivers I encounter tend to get called tossers even if they are female. Arseholes are the idiots who are being offensive rather than just plain stoopid, including drivers who act as if they actually own the road and no one else should be using it. Of course I am an almost perfect driver who could only ever be affectionately called a silly bint rather than a tosser rolleyes
this is fun lol
there is an ever growing list ov ppl to be called twat, arseholes are just ignorant idiots, tossers are special ppl, the C word is just horrible
this is fun lol
there is an ever growing list ov ppl to be called twat, arseholes are just ignorant idiots, tossers are special ppl, the C word is just horrible
I prefare 'twatbag' myself cool
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this is fun lol
there is an ever growing list ov ppl to be called twat, arseholes are just ignorant idiots, tossers are special ppl, the C word is just horrible

Twat! lol
wink Never seen you on the forums before... only in my bed... usually :rascal: