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Alethea
Warming the Bed
granted, but all the nice tasty food is too expensive
I wish it would stop raining
mancunian
Sex God
Granted, have a blizzard.
I wish I was having fun on Studland beach.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Granted but all the studs on Studland beach are guys and theyre after your arse!!
I wish I had a childfree weekend wink
Unknown User
Granted but you are by yourself...
I wish I had the the feet of Ronaldo, the safe hands of Matt Prior (england wicket keeper) and the cock of Errol Flynn
mancunian
Sex God
Granted, but you have the face of John Merrick (elephant man)
I wish I a holiday rep for swingers holdays
Unknown User
Granted.... but its the Saga swingers club.
Wish the housework,ironing and gardening would magically do itself
Alethea
Warming the Bed
granted, but the delivery van breaks down and you have no food for dinner
I wish I could fly
Alethea
Warming the Bed
Granted, but the local blacksmith wasn't very good at it
I wish I could ride a motorbike
Bambi
Sex God
Granted, but it only has 1 wheel....
I wish i was in Barbados
Alethea
Warming the Bed
Granted, but it's the hurricane season
I wish my motorbike had two wheels lol
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Granted but they are both flat!!
i wish every day could be a pj day!!
Unknown User
Granted but you live on the Chatsworth estate and have no job.
I wish I had a wonderful house in Tuscany Italy.
mancunian
Sex God
Granted, but in infestation of wood boring beetles has caused the floors and roof to collapse. You now have four wonderfull Tuscan walls.
I wish I was a nude photographer
Davesmith
Warming the Bed
Granted
But you are in the nude while taking photos.
I wish my body didn't ache.
Unknown User
Granted..... You are now paralysed
Wish there were a few more sunny days in the week I have off...
Unknown User
Granted but you are bedridden with the flu
I wish I didnt have to fill out grant applications for work
Unknown User
Granted but the person doing the canning is the most pathetic specimen of human kind and you can hardly feel it.
I wish we could have more meets
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Granted, you are impotent!!
I wish I didnt have to drive to Sheffield tomorrow .... again!!
Unknown User
Granted heres your £600 repair bill for your car
I wish I could speak another Language
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Granted but it is Esperanto and no fecker understands you.
I wish I could have a boob lift!!
mancunian
Sex God
Granted, but it's a fork lift truck that does the lifting.
I wish I could go day and night.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Quote by mancunian
Granted, but it's a fork lift truck that does the lifting.
I wish I could go day and night.

Theyre big but they aint that feckin big!! lol
Granted but without sleep you look tired and haggered and no one wants you :sad:
I wish all the bad luck I have would turn to good.
Alethea
Warming the Bed
Granted, but you can't make it.
I wish I was laying on some warm sand, with the hot sun on me and with waves lapping at my feet
mancunian
Sex God
Granted, you're on a small desert island which isn't very high and the tide is coming in.
I wish I was hung like a horse
Unknown User
Granted but you have just broken your leg in a race and are about to get shot.
I wish I could go to Kaz's party.
Bambi
Sex God
Granted , but ur twatnav takes u 300 miles the other way!
I wish i was 30 again !
Davesmith
Warming the Bed
Granted, but each year consists of 24 months.
I wish more naughty women lived closer.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Granted but you are now the only gay in the village!
I wish my kids were all at boarding school!!
twiceasmuchfun
Warming the Bed
Granted but you've gotta spend all your time with me lol
I wish I could walk on water.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Granted, but being Jesus you also have to feed the 5000 and cant have sex!!
I wish I was 21 again!!