but you have to work all day inside.
I wish I had you by me.
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granted but I am under a vow of chastity and wont put out!!
I wish I could have a gang bang!!
I wish I could have a gang bang!!
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Granted, but your under a vow of chastity and wont put out.
I wish I was at the pool
I wish I was at the pool
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Granted but it has been emptied for cleaning
I wish I didnt have to go to work tomorrow :sad:
I wish I didnt have to go to work tomorrow :sad:
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granted, but you have been arrested.
I wish I had five women in bed with me.
I wish I had five women in bed with me.
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Granted, but they are all lesbians.
I wish I had a bacon sandwich.
I wish I had a bacon sandwich.
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granted but it is out of date and you will get food poisoning.
I wish I could be sat on a big hard cock right now!!
I wish I could be sat on a big hard cock right now!!
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Granted but it is snowing, and the cold is affecting your partner!! 
I wish I was the only woman on a desert island filled with hot and very horny guys!!
I wish I was the only woman on a desert island filled with hot and very horny guys!!
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Granted, but it's a million lbs
I wish I could have sex with playboy bunnies at Hugh Hefners house.
I wish I could have sex with playboy bunnies at Hugh Hefners house.
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Granted, but the pressure gets to you you are booted for under performing
I wish I could have a 3some with Jonny Depp and Anthony Keidis
I wish I could have a 3some with Jonny Depp and Anthony Keidis
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Granted, but they fancy each other and you are left to watch...
I wish I could work two days and have five off for the same pay.
I wish I could work two days and have five off for the same pay.
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Granted, but they fancy each other and you are left to watch...
I wish I could work two days and have five off for the same pay.
That could work!! :twisted:
Granted but you have to spend your days off volunteering in a nursing home.
I wish I could be paid for perving!!
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Granted. You will be paid in Pasetas, Francs, Lira, and Deutchmarks.
I wish I could facefuck Kate Silverton
I wish I could facefuck Kate Silverton
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Granted but she has a nasty habit of biting!!
I wish I had better luck :sad:
I wish I had better luck :sad:
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Granted... But you are now a rabbits foot 
Wish we had a money tree...
Wish we had a money tree...
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Granted, it's deciduous, and winter.
I wish I had Cat Deely tied to my bed.
I wish I had Cat Deely tied to my bed.
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Granted but she is 95 years old, has droopy boobs and a dry snatch!!
I wish I could be a kept woman.
I wish I could be a kept woman.
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Granted.... but you are kept by nuns in a nunnery
I wish we were back on the sun drenched nudist beach in Maspalomas
I wish we were back on the sun drenched nudist beach in Maspalomas
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Granted, it's a canibals cookery club
I wish I was in a spa surrounded by naked women.
I wish I was in a spa surrounded by naked women.
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Granted .. but its your mum and sisters...
Wish every other day was Saturday.
Wish every other day was Saturday.
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Granted, but the week now goes Friday, Monday, so no fabulous weekend.
I wish I was joining the mile high club
I wish I was joining the mile high club
Sex God
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Granted you join it on Everest, and you get first bit.
I wish I had a biger car.
I wish I had a biger car.
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Granted.... but it won't start.
Wish we 21 again and know what we know now.
Wish we 21 again and know what we know now.
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Granted, but you're such a smart arse sexual know it all, your friends shun you and you cant get a shag.
I wish I had a harem
I wish I had a harem
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Granted but you are impotent.
I wish I won £10m on the lottery.
I wish I won £10m on the lottery.
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Granted... but you owe £12 million...
Wish you owed it to us
Wish you owed it to us
Sex God
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Granted, but now you're in debt to £12 million.
I wish I was having an orgy in the woods.
I wish I was having an orgy in the woods.
Sex God
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Granted but you are secretly in love with the stalker and are gutted that they wont come near you.
I wish my son would stop smearing shit all over the walls of my house!!!
I wish my son would stop smearing shit all over the walls of my house!!!
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Granted, but with the aid of modern agricultural machinery it's all over your garden, a foot deep.
I checked my last wish and it was original Phew!
I wish I had my hands in ladies knickers
I checked my last wish and it was original Phew!
I wish I had my hands in ladies knickers
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Granted... but you are wiping old ladies bums in a nursing home lol
Wish ALL nice tasty food was good for you and slimming...
Wish ALL nice tasty food was good for you and slimming...
