I'm an admiral's seed whose dad's measlier than an aimless adder that addles armies. Anyone who dares mislead me will be struck by a deadlier mass of madras diesel. I don’t want to mislead, dears but I am the stuff of ladies dreams though some damsels aired their grievances saying I did not match their dream's ideals. Some sadder emails said I misread leads and one madder lassie suggested I desired lamas! Well, I am someone who derails dames mid-track because I am a sadism leader negotiating sidearm deals, not a disarmed seal! Anyone who thinks this is no big deal, misreads me. I am not the type who redials dames when they hang up on me, ask anyone at eddie's alarms. Just don’t ask for my email address.
