Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo...

13 Sep 2004

Apologies in advance if this offends the sensibilities of anyone... this is just meant as a joke... not serious... rolleyes

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive hard-on.
Naturally the men are fascinated so they continue watching. One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours solid.
When he's done, the gorilla throws him back over the cage. An ambulance is called and he's taken away to the hospital.
Next day his friend visits him and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT? WHAT DO YOU THINK" , he shouts.
"He hasn't called, he hasn't written ...

13 Sep 2004

PMSL

13 Sep 2004

Don't let the Prime minster and his gay chums read this, he'll have us closed down for not being PC, BTW this may surprise most of you but i'm gay :shock: and far from being offended i found it rather amusing lol

for legal reasons i should point out that tony blair is not gay but i'm sure he knows some people who are.

13 Sep 2004

Well the truth is Judy, that the whole thing was a sham from the start I'm not gay or a tranny. I'm actually an undercover journalist thatâ€™s why I was away for 3 months as I had to file all the evidence and write my report. I glean no pleasure from dressing as a women or from being rogered by a strap-on I simply allowed all those depraved things to be done to me because Iâ€™m a professional and Iâ€™m sure most of my journalistic colleagues would be more then happy to suffer similarly degradation and filth to get a story. Come on who do you think has been passing all the info the media?.
Don't worry it wasn't me. :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Sep 2004

After your PM earlier, I'll be up there soon biggrin

Anyway sorry folks we seem to have hijacked this thread rolleyes

14 Sep 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Apologies from me to Wibbly Wobbly too about the hijack, you can spank me when you see me. I think this is a very funny joke and I loved it so keep them coming.

OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOoh Judy (wiggle)... Pwomises, pwomises... xxx biggrin