U is for Uniform
You may think that uniform is just about what someone like you to wear. Indeed some of the famous one are I like women in a nurses uniform, or men in police uniform. Even I have been asked to keep my hat on.
Have you heard about the small number of people who must do it the same way every time. **** by numbers as it where. Same place, same time, same way, same ...
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U is for Uniform
I couldn't wear a nurse uniform for 'play' probably beacuse I wear a real one every day 
I do like a man in uniform though not in a dressing up kind of way. Soldiers, firemen, police, you name it I think they all look sexy :twisted: .....................except traffic wardens :shock:
I've got a fire station, police station and army cadets ( for the grown up soldiers that is
) all within a mile radius of where I live. I have no intention of moving just yet :twisted:
I do like a man in uniform though not in a dressing up kind of way. Soldiers, firemen, police, you name it I think they all look sexy :twisted: .....................except traffic wardens :shock:
I've got a fire station, police station and army cadets ( for the grown up soldiers that is
) all within a mile radius of where I live. I have no intention of moving just yet :twisted: 
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:twisted: Traffic Warden... :twisted: Mmm, I'm sure I'd enjoy playing the domme a bit tooooo much with one of them! 
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Uniforms seriously flip my lid big time. :twisted: :rascal:
Oh yes, experienced that one more than I care to remember with an ex of mine. Had it happen a couple of times in swinging situations too a long long time ago... kiss lips, kiss neck, left breast, right breast, lick fanny, condom on, suck cock, shag, him come and me fake it while trying not to fall asleep!
I know, I know, give them pointers as to what to do, be vocal, tell them what you like, show them... blah, blah, blah........ It was soooo boring I couldn't even be bothered to try to suggest things in the end cos it seemed he wasn't interested in straying from the routine. Never went back for more strangely enough. 
Some you can train others are just a lost cause.
Gem. x
:twisted:Uniforms seriously flip my lid big time. :twisted: :rascal:
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Have you heard about the small number of people who must do it the same way every time. **** by numbers as it where. Same place, same time, same way, same ...
Oh yes, experienced that one more than I care to remember with an ex of mine. Had it happen a couple of times in swinging situations too a long long time ago... kiss lips, kiss neck, left breast, right breast, lick fanny, condom on, suck cock, shag, him come and me fake it while trying not to fall asleep!
I know, I know, give them pointers as to what to do, be vocal, tell them what you like, show them... blah, blah, blah........ It was soooo boring I couldn't even be bothered to try to suggest things in the end cos it seemed he wasn't interested in straying from the routine. Never went back for more strangely enough.
Some you can train others are just a lost cause. Gem. x Quote by little gem
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Have you heard about the small number of people who must do it the same way every time. **** by numbers as it where. Same place, same time, same way, same ...
Oh yes, experienced that one more than I care to remember with an ex of mine. Had it happen a couple of times in swinging situations too a long long time ago... kiss lips, kiss neck, left breast, right breast, lick fanny, condom on, suck cock, shag, him come and me fake it while trying not to fall asleep!
I know, I know, give them pointers as to what to do, be vocal, tell them what you like, show them... blah, blah, blah........ It was soooo boring I couldn't even be bothered to try to suggest things in the end cos it seemed he wasn't interested in straying from the routine. Never went back for more strangely enough.
Some you can train others are just a lost cause. Gem. xSo is it compulsive disorder or a lack of imagination? No a lack of imagination and they might do as they are told. Lack of adventure? It worked for me last time, "The evil of good is better", why change it?
Ok, this isn't a total hijack, 'cos I'm staying on the same subject (oooh, my first hijack, and that's only half-arsed!!!).
I'm going to a party this weekend (yes, one of THOSE!), and there's a theme of either beachwear or uniform...
Yeah, I know, kind of left it to the last minute, but I really can't decide what to wear, wanna go down the route of uniform, but would like something a little different and possible unique - fed up of the ol' school uniform!
Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone?
I'm going to a party this weekend (yes, one of THOSE!), and there's a theme of either beachwear or uniform...
Yeah, I know, kind of left it to the last minute, but I really can't decide what to wear, wanna go down the route of uniform, but would like something a little different and possible unique - fed up of the ol' school uniform!
Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone?
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Oh yes, experienced that one more than I care to remember with an ex of mine. Had it happen a couple of times in swinging situations too a long long time ago... kiss lips, kiss neck, left breast, right breast, lick fanny, condom on, suck cock, shag, him come and me fake it while trying not to fall asleep!
I think that was my first husband :shock:
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So is it compulsive disorder or a lack of imagination? No a lack of imagination and they might do as they are told. Lack of adventure? It worked for me last time, "The evil of good is better", why change it?
I don't think it was compulsive disorder, I think it's more to do with having the confidence to stray outside of your own habitual comfort zones, especially with someone new.
I'll take my ex as an example because he's not in the scene and its possibly more common than folk realise... or not... who knows
...When we first met, we went on a few dates and we got along ok. He was a kind friendly generous man and after date number four I decided to break with my own routine and ask him to take me to bed. It was *awful*, truely awful. What could have gone wrong did go wrong regarding erections, nervousness, not finding condoms, once found the condoms were split when trying to put it on through his sheer terror, premature ejaculation and my high expectations was all too much. Turned out he'd not been sexual with a woman for over a year since his previous girlfriend broke his heart after years of being together since they were teens. Everything went out of the window and a fresh new clean slate agreed. We waited til he was ready to try it again, which was quite a few months.
To cut a long story short, his experiences with sex had been minimal and mine extensive, he'd never had a blow job, never given oral sex to a woman, never tried more than one position during a session (so no throwing me around the bed), he'd not done more than four sex positions, never tried anal, never had his balls licked, only ever had sex in a bedroom... the list was endless. I must have seemed so intimidating to him, so he relied on what he *did* know and thought was good. If it worked to please me once, then it was built into the sexual routine. It was only broken by months of talking about things, trying new stuff out and really telling him what I wanted on that particular day. It must have been so difficult for him to realise that what turned me on one day, might not have the same effect the next day cos I was in a different mood.
I think from this I learned that to talk about sex outside of the bedroom, be helpful not critical and to say what we each liked was one of the most important parts of having sex, especially with a long term partner where things can get routine now and then. Spicing things up with a bit of something different (like wearing a uniform if that floats your boats) can be good sometimes I guess... break the routine and bring a fresh excitement back too.
Gem. x Firemen or firewomen!!!!
love the uniform, I had 3 firemen in my house the other day doing fire saftey checks......
was a bit disapointed they didnt come in fire fighting gear they just had thier normal blue uniform on.... but hey it was hot day and you cant expect them to start climbing ladders and fitting smoke detectors when it was roasting.......can you
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love the uniform, I had 3 firemen in my house the other day doing fire saftey checks......
was a bit disapointed they didnt come in fire fighting gear they just had thier normal blue uniform on.... but hey it was hot day and you cant expect them to start climbing ladders and fitting smoke detectors when it was roasting.......can you
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