err can someone explain to us what "Ultimate" means in the swinging context.
Is there a dictionary of terms on the site!!!
Warming the Bed
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Sex God
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Errrrrrrr, dunno, you got me there 
.... I've never even heard the word "ultimate" used in a swinging context..... 
.... I've never even heard the word "ultimate" used in a swinging context.....
Sex God
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Our understanding of using the word ultimate in the sense of swinging is when couples say that they do soft swing - meaning they will play with the other couple with touching and oral but save the "ultimate" for their own partner - meaning penetrative sex.
Hope this helps
Fred
Hope this helps
Fred
Sex God
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Ah, well done Fred .... well, that makes sense to me.... 8)
....so "ultimate" anyone?
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
....so "ultimate" anyone?
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Sex God
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Quote by bluexxx
....so "ultimate" anyone?
Yooohhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo
:wave: :wave: :wave: over here Blue - but before you jump on your pushbike can we clarify who penetrates who here! 
ops: :oops: I'm not a taker! :wink: :wink: :wink: Fred
XXXXXXXX
Sex God
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Fred, if I start pedalling now, I should make it to your gaff by about next Tuesday, I'll leave my strap on at home - I'll have to, the extra weight will slow me down :wink:
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Sex God
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Don't worry, Blue. I'm sure Wilma has one that you can borrow. You wouldn't want to disappoint Fred!
Sex God
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:lol: :lol: Trouble is, by the time I've pedalled all that way down the M6, I'd be too bloody knackered to use it.... oh well, I'll have to rest my aching legs, lie back and think of England :grin:
Sex God
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You guys are so informative!!! I learn something from you everyday.
Sex God
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Newcastle is a big closer for you, isn't it? You'd arrive here fresh and ready for anything.
I know, hijacking bad, I shouldn't do it. But the question has been satisfactorily answered. There's no harm in a little diversion, is there?
I know, hijacking bad, I shouldn't do it. But the question has been satisfactorily answered. There's no harm in a little diversion, is there?
Sex God
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I'm not sure that Newcastle is nearer, though my geography isn't the best .... I only know how far Fred's gaff is from me cos I was around the Bedrock area a couple of weeks ago for a conference.... Newcastle sounds a long way away, but I probably could make it by pedal power and still be fit for the job if it's down hill all the way - I'm a wicked free wheeler!
.... I only know how far Fred's gaff is from me cos I was around the Bedrock area a couple of weeks ago for a conference.... Newcastle sounds a long way away, but I probably could make it by pedal power and still be fit for the job if it's down hill all the way - I'm a wicked free wheeler!
Sex God
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I have it on EXCELLENT authority that Bedrock is 180 miles from the centre of Newcastle!!! The authority is my car odometer thingy....
Not that far on a pedal bike...
Not that far on a pedal bike...
Sex God
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Phew - right, I need to plan my route.... :happy:
So, down the M6 to Bedrock - ETA next Tues....
:silly:
But then I have to go from Bedrock a further 180 miles up to Newcastle :crazy: , before heading westbound back home....
Judy, I might have to stop off at your gaff on the way home for a breather :grin:
Anyone else want to add to my round-Britain bike ride?????
So, down the M6 to Bedrock - ETA next Tues....
:silly:
But then I have to go from Bedrock a further 180 miles up to Newcastle :crazy: , before heading westbound back home....
Judy, I might have to stop off at your gaff on the way home for a breather :grin:
Anyone else want to add to my round-Britain bike ride?????
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You might as well do Lands End to John 'o' Groats and visit us here in the South West as well. 
Sex God
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Right - so that is sorted........
I'll even do a tyre change for you Blue when you get here and I have locked up Wilma's toys so I'll try not to make you yawn too much!
Do you want me to ring you to say she is on her way DJohn?
Fred
I'll even do a tyre change for you Blue when you get here and I have locked up Wilma's toys so I'll try not to make you yawn too much!
Do you want me to ring you to say she is on her way DJohn?
Fred
Sex God
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Can I make a suggestion here Blue.....
Put the saddle back on for this trip!
I know 2 miles down to the local car park and back is fun without a saddle - but 600 miles may leave you with callouses! I would hate that! 8) 8)
Fred
Put the saddle back on for this trip!
I know 2 miles down to the local car park and back is fun without a saddle - but 600 miles may leave you with callouses! I would hate that! 8) 8)
Fred
Sex God
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I'm sure I'll hear the screams of delight as the Geordies see her crossing the Tyne, and the moans of despair as they watch her ride right past. That's when I'll step outside and shout
Hey Blue! You've gone too far! I don't live in Aberdeen!
Hey Blue! You've gone too far! I don't live in Aberdeen!
Sex God
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Stevie (as my strap-on is affectionately known) is very excited at the thought. May have to give him a trial run before Tuesday though he is a bit out of practice.
Now Fred, you sure your not a taker??? Come to Wilma babay, there's a good Fred.
Right Dino.........hold the b*stard down. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Only kidding Fred....stop crying!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Now Fred, you sure your not a taker??? Come to Wilma babay, there's a good Fred.
Right Dino.........hold the b*stard down.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Only kidding Fred....stop crying!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
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Blue, you can pop in and see me on your way to the M6 :P :P :P
Sex God
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: OK, OK, my saddle will stay put
, but I can't wait to meet Stevie :twisted: .....Sarge, it says your location is a secret, so just give me a shout when I'm passing by your house, will you, or else i'll ride right by.....
Sex God
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Remind me to keep you and Wilma apart at the next munch! :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Warming the Bed
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You know its all up hill to Newcastle :
Do you ride Tandem :?:
: Do you ride Tandem :?:
Sex God
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I think I may have to book 3 of us for the NW Munch now. Me, Fred and Stevie!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D Love
Wilma
x x x x
