Just then I nearly shouted FanFuckingTastic at the cat when I actually meant to say " gerroff the couch ya bastard!"
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Quote by fruity1976
Just then I nearly shouted FanFuckingTastic at the cat when I actually meant to say " gerroff the couch ya bastard!"
OMG! I nearly fell off the chair laughing!!!!
Yes I do the same as you. My problem being that as I am a fast typer, my fingers try and type at the same speed as I think resulting in some classic typo errors. When I worked as a P.A. in a chemical company, instead of typing "shift managers" I typed "shit managers", which didn't go down to well with the boss!!!
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
hehe funny has anybody ever sent an ebmarrassing text message to the wrong person by accident?
I sent an e-mail with pics to the wrong person, I dodn't know who they were
ops: :oops: xx
Del
awwwwwwwwwww goooo on goooooooo on!!
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Quote by fruity1976
awwwwwwwwwww goooo on goooooooo on!!
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Oh Dear, Oh Dear, just as I thought it was safe to come out of the water. ops:
Here are you guys talking about multi-tasking. You us men can only do one thing at a time. Typing is far too stressful to attempt talking at the same time. There's only so much you can do with one finger.
John
ops: Here are you guys talking about multi-tasking. You us men can only do one thing at a time. Typing is far too stressful to attempt talking at the same time. There's only so much you can do with one finger.
John
Quote by Horous
Oh Dear, Oh Dear, just as I thought it was safe to come out of the water.
Here are you guys talking about multi-tasking. You us men can only do one thing at a time. Typing is far too stressful to attempt talking at the same time. There's only so much you can do with one finger.
John
Where are the other 9 tucked away?? :P
Aww come on Calista if its that bad you HAVE TO SHARE
I think we should put it to a vote, anybody agree ;)
Quote by fruity1976
hehe funny has anybody ever sent an ebmarrassing text message to the wrong person by accident?
I have in the past made a huge techincal cock up,
I have a guy i play with called R and i had an ex bf called R
unfortunatly for me i wrote a text to the 'playmate' R saying how awesome he made me feel etc
My ex bf then sent me a text back saying that he was glad i had a good time with him and he is sorry he did not make more of an effort the remember what a great night!!!!!!
never had the heart to tell him NOOOOOO Danger was it him
foxy x
My *don't know if I should laugh or cry* typeo occured this afternoon when replying to http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/23117.html thank God a quick embarressed apology based explanation via pm sorted that one out. (sorry again Marmalaid).
Instead of putting
I messed up with this......
So to any or all who spotted this mishap please know I was not being insensitive.
Instead of putting
I messed up with this...... So to any or all who spotted this mishap please know I was not being insensitive.
Quote by fruity1976
Oh Dear, Oh Dear, just as I thought it was safe to come out of the water.
Here are you guys talking about multi-tasking. You us men can only do one thing at a time. Typing is far too stressful to attempt talking at the same time. There's only so much you can do with one finger.
John
Where are the other 9 tucked away?? :P
Aww come on Calista if its that bad you HAVE TO SHARE
I think we should put it to a vote, anybody agree ;)
It's that bad I could never hold my head up in public ever again .... believe me .. I'd definitely never be able to walk into the notts munch .. i'd be an outcast.
You can vote all you want ... it ain't gonna happen ... even drunk I'd never tell this one ROFLMAO
Sex God
It bet it is Fruity, that's why she will not let on how about torture, have you tried that yet to see if she cracks.
If Calista lets on then I'll tell you what the other nine are doing.
John
xx
If Calista lets on then I'll tell you what the other nine are doing.
John
xx
Sex God
Then Calista it will have to be the dreaded tickle, no mercy til you crack 
Sex God
Then I guess your secrets safe for the time being, unless!!!!!! you'd like to whisper it to me. 
I promise not to tell anyone else.
I promise not to tell anyone else. Quote by dundeecpl
hehe funny has anybody ever sent an ebmarrassing text message to the wrong person by accident?
I sent an e-mail with pics to the wrong person, I dodn't know who they were
ops: :oops: xx
Del
Earlier this evening I spent about 30 mins talking to someone who had added me to MSN, thinking they were a member of this forum. She wasn't at all :shock: although I had contacted her through a similarly broadminded web site............... but it was still very confusing, & I only realised after we had finished chatting!
:roll: Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
Gawd he just loves that word crack eh??
hehe I know where your fingers are ner ner ner ner
Then I wish you'd tell me, then perhaps I'd be able to type faster and not make so many mistakes, sorry Gryphon, but then again maybe I just Can not spell.
ops: Oh God. I've done this lots.
I once went on a blind date with a guy and it seemed to go quite well, the next morning i was emailing a friend all the details. Then i got a 'dear jon' email saying he wasn't sure, ex girlfriend pregnant, needed time, blah, blah, blah... so pissed off i emailed my friend with 'guess what? hes sent me a dear jon email... f**ker, never mind he turned up in a white coupe convertible escort ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH' They then sent me a picture of Britney Spears, without thinking i forwarded it to this guy with all our conversation on the bottom. He sent me a really angry email saying i was horrible, etc, etc... but you can see what really upset him because he signed off:
P.S My cars not a coupe!!!!
Another time i sent a client the wrong mail which was going on about sexy french kickboxers! and it had a nickname of mine in it, which is private, but trust me - that was embarassing!
I once went on a blind date with a guy and it seemed to go quite well, the next morning i was emailing a friend all the details. Then i got a 'dear jon' email saying he wasn't sure, ex girlfriend pregnant, needed time, blah, blah, blah... so pissed off i emailed my friend with 'guess what? hes sent me a dear jon email... f**ker, never mind he turned up in a white coupe convertible escort ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH' They then sent me a picture of Britney Spears, without thinking i forwarded it to this guy with all our conversation on the bottom. He sent me a really angry email saying i was horrible, etc, etc... but you can see what really upset him because he signed off:
P.S My cars not a coupe!!!!
Another time i sent a client the wrong mail which was going on about sexy french kickboxers! and it had a nickname of mine in it, which is private, but trust me - that was embarassing!
