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Jags darling.....I may be wrong....BUT..... I make it £460
£100 Jags
£200 Mark
£50 Blue Eyes
£50 Kitkat
£50 Alex
£10 Rocky
Am I missing someone???
I'm matching Jags' donation, for Judy joining me.
lol And we wonder about the standards of education in our schools? rolleyes
odds on a fuckity fuck??
lhk
WILMA!!!!

Just how many of those vodka jellies did you taste whilst making them?? Bet you dipped your finger in them once too often (each!!) - Kat has it in one!!
Any advances????
Dear god, I'm seeing double........ :shock:
Dear god, I'm seeing double........
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Precious, precious silver and gold and pearls in oyster's flesh
Drop down we two to serve and pray to love
Born again from the rhythm screaming down from heaven
Ageless, ageless
I'm there, in your arms
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Dear god, I'm seeing double........ :shock:

Keep taking the alcohol sweatheart
x xx
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Dear god, I'm seeing double........ :shock:

Keep taking the alcohol sweatheart
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That, my dear, was a subtle abuse of your power.........lovely.
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That, my dear, was a subtle abuse of your power.........lovely.

Subtle my 'arris - that stinks like last weeks socks!
I saw it Carpi - don't worry!
Outright abuse I say!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OK.. then abuse me back.... dare you!!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
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abuse me

I can be over in fifteen minutes...
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abuse me

I can be over in fifteen minutes...
Are the metros still running????
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OK.. then abuse me back.... dare you!!!!
lol :lol: :lol:

You probably wouldn't understand me if I did as you are just a from the provinces!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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OK.. then abuse me back.... dare you!!!!
lol :lol: :lol:

You probably wouldn't understand me if I did as you are just a from the provinces!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fighting talk from 180 miles away??? Pathetic....
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Fighting talk from 180 miles away??? Pathetic....

Ahhhhhhhhhh - now I see - your still sore at us for removing your secret stash of cock pics - go on - admit it!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred... my secret stash... thought you had given me your left overs - your unwanted and your used up stock??? Seconds x 14... you mean it was fresh meat???? :shock:
ENOUGH hi-jacking of threads
Charity Walk
DJohn
Rabbit costume
Judy
Nun's outfit...
Cough up.....
you can have a tenner from me for the charity just tell me where to send it. lol :lol: :lol:
I know how cute DJohn looks in the bunny costume!
with kisses thrown in for free from me! passionkiss
Sappho xxx
Ooh! For kisses from Sappho, I'd... I'd... I'd wear the rabbit costume!
Richly robed rabbits (resembling repentant rogues) roaming 'round requesting risque rendezvous.
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I know how cute DJohn looks in the bunny costume!
with kisses thrown in for free from me! passionkiss
Sappho xxx

Many thanks sweatheart!!
x xx
I'll post a tenner to said charity when I see the proof
......and £20 from me too. Especially as it is my fault that we can't make the Edinburgh munch! I am even more sorry that I am going to miss this now!
As for DJohn and his rabbit suit and his last post...........
Animals alliterating always alarms anyone and all are anxious and alienated after asking for awkward answers.
oooooh, I can hear her swoon from here :twisted: We may have to make do with that, especially as it could be a while before I make it to Shropshire again! :cry:
I’m still hoping to be there on the 17th (not sure enough to book my room yet though) and if I am I’ll gladly contribute to the bucket’s contents.
For those that can’t make it to the McMunch is someone gonna make some arrangements to collect the contributions? Maybe open a one-off bank account that people could make a deposit to or something?
We’re gonna make the front page of the Edinburgh Gazette at this rate! rotflmao
Reminds me of a visit we made to Bordeaux when I was in the Navy. We went ashore with the Captain’s words of “Whatever you do keep a low profile” ringing in our ears. What was on the front page of the local paper the day after?……….A half page colour picture of 3 able seamen dancing in a fountain full of bubbles outside the local Town Hall. :shock:
Though I'm not working at the moment I will donate if DJohn has the carrot protruding from the same position it was at the Midlands Munch, i.e. at the top of his legs, when he makes that walk. :twisted:
Harry0
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I need some more suggestions before I choose the charity.

hey there djohn
i have a idea for a charity its called debra there are a few pages on the internet about it here is one of them
good luck and have fun
I can't wait for this to happen! lol
Have you two decided where you are walking the walk yet? :twisted:
No problem, Judy!!
I'll just put on my bouncer sneer and make sure they all give £1 lol
I really wanted to get to the McMunch but alas, it is not to be. :cry:
At least I can take some comfort from the knowledge that I won't have to spend time thinking about what's hiding underneath Judy's habit. lol
Judy, throw a tenner in the bucket from me and I'll make sure you get it back on the 8th May. Hope you have a good trip.
Steve dunno
I was going to leave the financial details to Jags, but sadly she might not be able to come sad Don't trust me with it: I'm honest, but very disorganised and forgetful. Would people prefer to make the donations themselves, or let someone with proven organisational skills handle it? (Stand up BlueEyes!)
Since Judy is doing this walk with me, I think it's fair that half of the money goes to her chosen charity. That one is Derian House Children's Hospice in Chorley near Bolton. I hope no one is upset by me changing the rules this late.
Where and when? If there's somewhere that we can get changed, and somewhere that we can leave our outfits for the rest of the night, the easiest would be 7:30 out the front of the venue.