My son (17 at the time) received a present from his gran (my ex-mother in law who hates me). It was a ceramic sheep with real fur on it, sitting up with a stupid look on its face. Utterly useless.
We used to put it out with the xmas decorations to remind us to be grateful for what we get - nothing could be worse than the 'Madge' as we called it. (Named it after the ex ma-in-law).
Well, I dropped it this year (totally accidentally) and discovered that it was actually a money box. The slot in its head was obscured by the fur.
Anyway it was ugly and a really useless present for a 17 year-old who had used a bank account for years. LOL
Do I buy 'useless' presents for others. Regularly, if they want them.