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Unforgettable fellatio?

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Keeping half an eye on the American elections, I noticed this old quote from Barbara Bush:
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Do you think she's right?
I would remember anyone who sucked my cock rolleyes
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I would remember anyone who sucked my cock rolleyes

I'm I'd remember if I sucked your cock too!
lp
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I would remember anyone who sucked my cock rolleyes

I'm I'd remember if I sucked your cock too!
lp
shall we have a trial run ? wink
umph ughmmmfwumphh nn unggg mmmummffph
lp
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umph ughmmmfwumphh nn unggg mmmummffph
lp

yep... grand job. certainly unforgettable.
carry on
oi!
no stopping.
that's right.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
:twisted:
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yep... grand job. certainly unforgettable.
carry on
oi!
no stopping.
that's right.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

rotflmao
So did he swallow?
I couldn't possibly tell you. I am discrete you know.
rolleyes
I rememebr the worst BJ i ever had.
Faaaaaaantaaaaaaastic
Who could ever forget such a hero as Fellatio Nelson cool
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Who could ever forget such a hero as Fellatio Nelson cool
rotflmao
Quote by Lost
Who could ever forget such a hero as Fellatio Nelson cool

Yeah! Or the immortal words, "Alas poor Yorrick. I knew him, Fellatio"
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Who could ever forget such a hero as Fellatio Nelson cool

But would you kiss his "hardy?" lol
you never forget a good one.......... wink
I can count the number of full BJ's I've received on one of Anne Boleyn's hands, so yes I remember every one lol
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I can count the number of full BJ's I've received on one of Anne Boleyn's hands, so yes I remember every one lol

What's the Anne Boleyn connection? I know she gave head - and not in a life-enhancing way - but what am I missing here?
there's no such thing as
1. a bad beer
2. a bad days golf/fishing (fill in your own vanilla pastime)
3. a bad BJ
these 'bad' things have just never ever happened
you may have
1. a bad day at work
2. a bad day at your mother-in-laws
3. a bad time at a wedding/funeral
and even
4. a bad meet from this site - if your seriously unlucky
but a bad BJ - no, not ever!!
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Keeping half an eye on the American elections, I noticed this old quote from Barbara Bush:
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Do you think she's right?

No idea, but when your husband invades a country to steal it's oil supplies under the guise of liberation, fucks it up and leaves a half done job resulting in the biggest terrorist revenge attack in modern history which then allows your idiot son to make a bigger fuck up than your husband did, topped off by massive corruption involved in the contracts for the 'Rebuilding' of Iraq' and yet more wasted lives on both sides and global chaos and panic, i don't think it's wise or justified to shout about another president (and arguably a much more successful one than your two) getting a little side action with the office junior
rolleyes
As for no such thing as a bad BJ, you've obviously never had someone think it's sexy to scrape their teeth down your cock :shock:
I was thinking something similar....
I've certainly had bad oral sex bestowed upon me in the past. I've met a guy who didn't (note the past tense :rascalsmile enjoy receiving oral sex......
Could it really be true that none of the guys here have had a bad BJ? :shock:
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Keeping half an eye on the American elections, I noticed this old quote from Barbara Bush:
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Do you think she's right?

As for no such thing as a bad BJ, you've obviously never had someone think it's sexy to scrape their teeth down your cock :shock:
I shall take me teeth out next time confused :? lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Keeping half an eye on the American elections, I noticed this old quote from Barbara Bush:
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Do you think she's right?

No idea, but when your husband invades a country to steal it's oil supplies under the guise of liberation, fucks it up and leaves a half done job resulting in the biggest terrorist revenge attack in modern history which then allows your idiot son to make a bigger fuck up than your husband did, topped off by massive corruption involved in the contracts for the 'Rebuilding' of Iraq' and yet more wasted lives on both sides and global chaos and panic, i don't think it's wise or justified to shout about another president (and arguably a much more successful one than your two) getting a little side action with the office junior
rolleyes
As for no such thing as a bad BJ, you've obviously never had someone think it's sexy to scrape their teeth down your cock :shock:
Clinton got lucky...got lucky! wink
Bushes are planks.
Teeth can be a problem.
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I was thinking something similar....
I've certainly had bad oral sex bestowed upon me in the past. I've met a guy who didn't (note the past tense :rascalsmile enjoy receiving oral sex......
Could it really be true that none of the guys here have had a bad BJ? :shock:

I've had bad BJ's, but they only make me bored, nothing else.
But do you/does one remember the boring ones?
I remember all the very good oral sex - and also, unfortunately, the very bad - but some of the experiences in between are just lost in the midst of time.