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Quote by freckledbird
I didn't put my usual (?) sense of humour into my post.

You have a sense of humour?????
wink
He must have, he lives in Chesterfield lol
Leave him alone... of course he does... you can almost see it in his avatar :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
Leave him alone... of course he does... you can almost see it in his avatar wink

Be warned.......You make fun of HIS avatar and you'll have Fee to answer too!!!!!!!
:wink:
Quote by the_Laird

Leave him alone... of course he does... you can almost see it in his avatar wink

Be warned.......You make fun of HIS avatar and you'll have Fee to answer too!!!!!!!
:wink:
Would I :wink: ? I even sent Dam a PM so say I approved.... the last time I saw him it was very dark in a layby and he didn't look a bit like that :wink: :P
Quote by Bloke2005
.... the last time I saw him it was very dark in a layby and he didn't look a bit like that wink :P

You sure it was Dammie???????
There's a few you could meet in a darkened layby on here
cool
innocent
Quote by the_Laird
.... the last time I saw him it was very dark in a layby and he didn't look a bit like that wink :P

You sure it was Dammie???????
There's a few you could meet in a darkened layby on here
cool
Well Eager is easy to spot as he usually hangs a thong on the mirrors :shock:
Quote by Bloke2005
Well Eager is easy to spot as he usually hangs a thong on the mirrors :shock:

Aint that the truth......... cool
Quote by the_Laird

Leave him alone... of course he does... you can almost see it in his avatar wink

Be warned.......You make fun of HIS avatar and you'll have Fee to answer too!!!!!!!
:wink:
Would Fee like me to pop round and take a shower pic of her??
Will she be all soaped up? or should I help her?
:P
Quote by Sarah
Would Fee like me to pop round and take a shower pic of her??
Will she be all soaped up? or should I help her?
:P

Oooh, can I come 'round and join in? I've been rehearsing for this moment for months and months - I'm clean you know!! :twisted:
I think this is the ultimate hi-jack - from uniforms to naked people in the shower!! lol :lol:
Ive just read all of these posts and Ive got no idea who posted the original and what it was about all I can thinkof now is naked people in the shower wearing snorkle and flippers (is that a uniform?)
Bizzare hi-jack
I think that most of you on here know that i couldnt and wouldnt resist a fireman uniform :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :sticky:
Still not had this pleasure :cry: , and i think Fee is up for this one with me :P :rascal: :rascal:
H`red
Sorry Hornyred, don't have a Firemans uniform, but still have my soldiers uniform. xx
I love a woman in uniform like an air hosestess or nurse or my favorite is when young women in my town go out on a party as sluty school girls it just looks so good seeing these fully formed women lucking sluty squeezen into their old school uniforms! :twisted:
How big is this shower? :P
Can i join Sarah, Fee and Hornyred wink
Carol
Quote by sexyscotcarol
How big is this shower? :P
Can i join Sarah, Fee and Hornyred wink
Carol

Shower sounds wonderful, the more the merrier. hope you dont mind Sarah passionkiss
If you want a fireman Carol, we better get two engines full of the sexy little ( big,mmmm)
darlings :rascal: :rascal: cos we are going to need at least two each, infact i hear that Fee can get a little greedy in her excitement :wink: :wink: so maybe we`ll need even more innocent
H`red x
Quote by HornyRed
If you want a fireman Carol, we better get two engines full of the sexy little ( big,mmmm)
darlings :rascal: :rascal: cos we are going to need at least two each, infact i hear that Fee can get a little greedy in her excitement wink :wink: so maybe we`ll need even more innocent
H`red x

How many firemen dya think we could squeeze into a fire engine with us HornyRed? :wink: :twisted:
You're right, the more the merrier :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(could be persuaded to look twice at a guy in military uniform too ......... :whistling: )
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
How many firemen dya think we could squeeze into a fire engine with us HornyRed? wink :twisted:
You're right, the more the merrier :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(could be persuaded to look twice at a guy in military uniform too ......... innocent )
Fee
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How many dunno
i think we can have as many as we want and need :rascal:
After our horny play time with the firemen, we take on the military men :sticky:
H, red x
Quote by HornyRed
After our horny play time with the firemen, we take on the military men :sticky:
H, red x

Ooohhh yesssssss!!!!
Right firemen and military folks line up please hump
Fee
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Quote by HornyRed
How big is this shower? :P
Can i join Sarah, Fee and Hornyred wink
Carol

Shower sounds wonderful, the more the merrier. hope you dont mind Sarah passionkiss
If you want a fireman Carol, we better get two engines full of the sexy little ( big,mmmm)
darlings :rascal: :rascal: cos we are going to need at least two each, infact i hear that Fee can get a little greedy in her excitement :wink: :wink: so maybe we`ll need even more innocent
H`red x
Girls.
I suggest you get round my office Monday and possibly Tuesday, as there is going to be a fire inspection carried out by the local firemen lol :P of my office premises.....
But sadly there is no shower in the office :cry:
But I'm sure we could ask them to rig up a hose from the engine and use that a shower and get well soaped up :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Girls.
I suggest you get round my office Monday and possibly Tuesday, as there is going to be a fire inspection carried out by the local firemen lol :P of my office premises.....
But sadly there is no shower in the office :cry:
But I'm sure we could ask them to rig up a hose from the engine and use that a shower and get well soaped up :twisted: :twisted:

Sarah you are the best worship
Always full of horny ideas :rascal: :rascal: Fire inspection :bounce: :bounce:
Can i do a full flirty fireman inspection ? plz :worship: hoses and helmets need special attention rolleyes
This is just getting to good to be true biggrin Fee pinch me quick :thumbup:
Quote by HornyRed
Can i do a full flirty fireman inspection ? plz worship hoses and helmets need special attention rolleyes
This is just getting to good to be true biggrin Fee pinch me quick :thumbup:

I'll pinch you if you pinch me!! :eeek: wink
Sarah, you are brill, the idea with the hoses is spot on :twisted: ..............I'm on my way bolt
(want to make sure I get there on time!)
Fee
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Wait for meeeeeee !!!!!!!
Quote by MrsFC
Wait for meeeeeee !!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We're gonna have a parttttyyyyyy with the firemen :happy: :happy: :happy:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Can i do a full flirty fireman inspection ? plz worship hoses and helmets need special attention rolleyes
This is just getting to good to be true biggrin Fee pinch me quick :thumbup:

I'll pinch you if you pinch me!! :eeek: wink
Sarah, you are brill, the idea with the hoses is spot on :twisted: ..............I'm on my way bolt
(want to make sure I get there on time!)
Fee
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Fee smackbottom stop being to eager and impatient, you will have to wait :rascal:
Hornyred has to inspect all equipment :rascal: before we begin. We want nothing but the best :thumbup:
Mrsfc you are very late :jagsatwork: but you are always needed and its a pleasure to invite you to firemen shag fest :rascal: :rascal:
H, red :bounce: :bounce:
Now Now ladies, calm down. You can count on us military to turn up. We can also use a hose wink :wink: :idea:
Quote by HornyRed
Mrsfc you are very late :jagsatwork: but you are always needed and its a pleasure to invite you to firemen shag fest :rascal: :rascal:
H, red :bounce: :bounce:

Sorry Miss rolleyes
Hornyred has to inspect all equipment before we begin

Oh thats not fair !!.............. Can't we all inspect :twisted: and then swap and then inspect and then swap.......just to make sure that we all agree on the best :rascal:
Quote by MrsFC
Oh thats not fair !!.............. Can't we all inspect :twisted: and then swap and then inspect and then swap.......just to make sure that we all agree on the best :rascal:

Instead of pass the parcel..............., pass the fireman :twisted: lol
Fee
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Quote by The Dukes
Now Now ladies, calm down. You can count on us military to turn up. We can also use a hose wink :wink: :idea:
Mate its to late confused , once they get like this you just cant calm them down :twisted: . Its like when a group of reef sharks get into a feeding frenzy :? anything that moves gets it, no mercey, no prisoners, carnage :taz: . I urge you to stand well back or just get the hell outa their fast bolt :bolt: I cannot garuntee your safety, :shock: :shock: Swinging heaven def con three alert :shock: :shock: :shock: , it just aint safe here anymore :?
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Oh thats not fair !!.............. Can't we all inspect :twisted: and then swap and then inspect and then swap.......just to make sure that we all agree on the best :rascal:

Instead of pass the parcel..............., pass the fireman :twisted: lol
Fee
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh I getting all excited now ! :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC

Mrsfc you are very late :jagsatwork: but you are always needed and its a pleasure to invite you to firemen shag fest :rascal: :rascal:
H, red :bounce: :bounce:

Sorry Miss rolleyes
Hornyred has to inspect all equipment before we begin

Oh thats not fair !!.............. Can't we all inspect :twisted: and then swap and then inspect and then swap.......just to make sure that we all agree on the best :rascal:
Sorry miss :jagsatwork: always discuss with me first please wink
But yet again Mrsfc you have got a fantastic and exciting idea :rascal:
Full inspection is a must :jagsatwork: hoses and helmets need close inspection, and i know you Mrsfc, you are very thorough and precise.
But we share poke no sneaking off with one under your arm :jagsatwork:
Fee pass the fireman, is a great idea, when the music stops :P a layer comes off.
The winner is the one left holding naked fireman :rascal:
Lets play hard ladies :sticky:
H, red x