Unusual Items for self loving

14 Jan 2009

Right I know this has been done, but the search facility is pants today LOL
so in the interests of those who arent part of the furniture, or superglued, chained or shackled to the Cafe, i decided to start a new thread about it.
what items....of a non vibrator/dildo nature (ie something thats specifically designed and made to go up your pussy or your ass....have you or your partner pleasured you with?
will start by saying
the obligatory Impulse spray deo can
hairbrush handle
carrot
brut 33 bottle (actually this was my first dildo, even before i knew what a dildo was :shock smile

maybe a few others will come to me...so its over to you debauched lot!!

14 Jan 2009

brutt 33 :shock: mrs bones what were you doing with a can of this?
i love the smell of brutt, but never tried one as a dildo lol
umm whileout dogging one evening a torch came in very handy lol :twisted:
xx fem xx
oh and i took a leek once.

14 Jan 2009

Quote by fem_4_taboo
brutt 33 :shock: mrs bones what were you doing with a can of this?
i love the smell of brutt, but never tried one as a dildo lol
umm whileout dogging one evening a torch came in very handy lol :twisted:
xx fem xx
oh and i took a leek once.

LOL fem, it wasnt the can spray, it was the bottle of splash on with the very thin neck, and I LOVED the smell of Brut as a 14 year old, so used to wear it as perfume :shock:

14 Jan 2009

Quote by fem_4_taboo
brutt 33 :shock: mrs bones what were you doing with a can of this?
i love the smell of brutt, but never tried one as a dildo lol
umm whileout dogging one evening a torch came in very handy lol :twisted:
xx fem xx
oh and i took a leek once.

Was that behind a bush? :giggle:
when you got to go you just have to go!
lol

14 Jan 2009

The shape of that bottle is rather good for stimulating my g spot wink

Also, a battery operated sonic toothbrush :twisted:
And once, a long time ago, I tried a cucumber. Beware, until you look very closely, you don't realise that cucumbers are actually covered in little tiny (and very sharp!) hairs. Use a condom :doh:

14 Jan 2009

I did hear a lady using one of these, and then used it on him. :shock:
Blimey could he walk again? lol

14 Jan 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
brutt 33 :shock: mrs bones what were you doing with a can of this?
i love the smell of brutt, but never tried one as a dildo lol
umm whileout dogging one evening a torch came in very handy lol :twisted:
xx fem xx
oh and i took a leek once.

Was that behind a bush? :giggle:
when you got to go you just have to go!
lol

no it was on his sofa lol
might upload the pic or willit offend the vegiterians lol

14 Jan 2009

Cucumber
Banana
Courgette :twisted:
Cob of corn :shock: "Beware do not try this at home"
Candles
Torch
Hairbrush handle
Battery toothbrush
A bottle :shock:

14 Jan 2009

Blimey Tan , all we need is a tent and we can go camping !

14 Jan 2009

Quote by Silk and Big G
Blimey Tan , all we need is a tent and we can go camping !

Don't be daft ........ Tan has plans for the tent poles!!! :rascal:

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

14 Jan 2009

Many things - can be very inventive in an emergency or when not wanting to take toys on planes for fear of embarrassing moments at customs. But the one I remember fondly was a carrot, because next morning I realised it was my last one and it had to be peeled and sliced and put in my lunchbox. When a colleague asked if they could have a few carrot sticks later as I was lunching, it was very VERY hard to keep a straight face as he helped himself..!

14 Jan 2009

God, I must be seriously lacking in imagination! :shock:
Now, if I were to start using said implements, would that get me bonus points on the pervy points challenge? :rascal:

14 Jan 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Cucumber
Banana
Courgette :twisted:
Cob of corn :shock: "Beware do not try this at home"
Candles
Torch
Hairbrush handle
Battery toothbrush
A bottle :shock:

have you got the till receipt up ya fan as well tan?? lol

I've done the banana, and the carrot and the deodrant bottle (with condoms on all of them 'cos I'm a good girl :smile2: I've also done a wine bottle (thinner end before there's any comments :lol2: )

14 Jan 2009

did once use a sausage....then cooked it and me and mr B ate it redface

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