Sexlightened
Oh god yeah...did thats YEARS ago.............LOL :small-print:
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Sex God
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Master of Sex
hi guys 
enjoy yourself and have fun :thumbup:
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enjoy yourself and have fun :thumbup:
:twisted: Sexlightened
Gee thanks for the hospitality Sgt Bilko........
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Mmmmm, I'm just reading the small-print regarding your GFZ Membership!! :small-print::? :? :? :?
Sarge, you can't get more girl free than tonmar!!!!!!
They're a walking, talking, living, breathing GFZ 
:shock: Blimey which one of them does the bubbles for the Jacuzzi then :shock:
Hello and welcome to you both :lol:
Sex God
Mark & Tony~
Hello and a hearty to the SH forums!!
~Reese!
Hello and a hearty to the SH forums!!
~Reese!
Sex God
Hellloooooooooooooooo... welcome to swinging heaven 8-) 8-) 8-)
8-) 8-) 8-) Quote by MISSCHIEF
Mmmmm, I'm just reading the small-print regarding your GFZ Membership!! :small-print:
Sarge, you can't get more girl free than tonmar!!!!!!
They're a walking, talking, living, breathing GFZ Brilliant MisChief hahahahaha
Welcome you two and I may not float your boat but I hope we can at least smile and have some good banter together
:D 
Sex God
BIG HELLLLLLOOOO CHAPS :welcome: :wave2:
Sex God
Quote by Kinky Lizard:laughabove: it is him guys,,,german 70s porn star.
Hey guys.........forgot to say, don't be looking at my present avatar and thinking that you are in with a chance! It's not really me and it's definitely the ladeeeeeez that float my canoe! I know you'll be gutted! sorry............
                                                                                        KinkyLizard
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Hey guys.........forgot to say, don't be looking at my present avatar and thinking that you are in with a chance! It's not really me and it's definitely the ladeeeeeez that float my canoe! I know you'll be gutted! sorry............
                                                                                        KinkyLizard
Sexlightened
Yeah cheers Kinkyl Lizard......I kinda guessed that...lol
Sex God
..............and welcome from me too!! 
You are bound to have a good laugh if you just relax and enjoy yourselves.
I suspect that bluexxx has just got excited by the first three words of that last sentence "You are bound......"
What a thought, she would think Christmas had come early. In fact if you were bound and at her mercy it wouldn't just be Christmas that came early. Ermmmmmm..........
Somehow I think I ought to stop now
ops: :oops:
I shouldn't go without alcohol, it's not fair to abuse my body in that way. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow, I promise.
Now, for God's sake, someone get me out of this thread!!! How do I get myself into these messes
Will
Why can't I just say 'Welcome' and then leave it at that? :doh:
You are bound to have a good laugh if you just relax and enjoy yourselves.
I suspect that bluexxx has just got excited by the first three words of that last sentence "You are bound......"
What a thought, she would think Christmas had come early. In fact if you were bound and at her mercy it wouldn't just be Christmas that came early. Ermmmmmm..........
Somehow I think I ought to stop now
ops: :oops:I shouldn't go without alcohol, it's not fair to abuse my body in that way. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow, I promise.
Now, for God's sake, someone get me out of this thread!!! How do I get myself into these messes
Will
Why can't I just say 'Welcome' and then leave it at that? :doh:
