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"Up your own arse" It's an odd saying that.
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Quote by flower411
Do you have any advice on timing etc. ?
If you grow wings you can follow the example of the Ouslem Bird
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:laughabove: ooooooh dsfrancetoo & St3v3 you may get a sharp retort for that 
:thumbup:
Even though I had to google Oustem bird
:thumbup:Even though I had to google Oustem bird
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Quote by flower411
I only started it for a dare !
You need better dares!
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I only started it for a dare !
You need better dares!
and to get out more :lol:
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Maybe a strapon and some lube will help focus the mind or arse! :giggle:
Quote by flower411
I only started it for a dare !
You need better dares!
Yeah ... go on then ..
Tempt me :lol:
I thonk Sarah already has (see post above) :laughabove:
What`s a thonk ?
:lol: Well spotted, should be think
Just googled Thonk, all courtesy of the Urban Dictionary.....
1. A thonk is when a man straddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis
"I like to thonk your wife before I bang her."
2. A thonk is a prolonged effort of thinking while no thoughts actually occur. drawing a blank, dumbfounded, think in vain. To thonk.
"I planned on thinking of a solution but ended up only thonking."
3. A thonk is a thong lost in someones fat ass.
"Man that's what you call a thonk cause Indiana Jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"
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Quote by mancunian
I only started it for a dare !
You need better dares!
and to get out more :lol:
Hang on hang on :lol: People come to this forum to type the word "cat" because the person before typed the word "dog" and your telling us that its Flower that needs to get out more ....................
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Quote by Ben_welshminx
I stopped playing that game when I realised nobody followed the rules.
I follow the rules!!!
Quote by tweeky
Hang on hang on
I get out plenty thank you very much!! :twisted:
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Quote by Ben_welshminx
I stopped playing that game when I realised nobody followed the rules.
I follow the rules!!!
Quote by tweeky
Hang on hang on
I get out plenty thank you very much!! :twisted:
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Surely one has heard of the saying (or rather the put down/slight/retort)...
" You're so far up your own arse you can see what you had for breakfast"
Timing, try the middle of the night? In the middle of a cheese and whine party? How about when someone has been sent out to collect a long stand from the warehouse?
;)
Yeah, yeah, I'm too young for jokes like the long stand. Blah.
*blows raspberry and skulks off to bump some threads*
:rascal: Hahahahaha :lol: LG. x x x
" You're so far up your own arse you can see what you had for breakfast"
Timing, try the middle of the night? In the middle of a cheese and whine party? How about when someone has been sent out to collect a long stand from the warehouse?
;)
Yeah, yeah, I'm too young for jokes like the long stand. Blah.
*blows raspberry and skulks off to bump some threads*
:rascal: Hahahahaha :lol: LG. x x x
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Quote by flower411
I`m thinking of posting in the dullards threads until I disappear up my own arse ...
Has anybody else tried this ?
Do you have any advice on timing etc. ?
I do so wish you would and as soon as you'd like
Quote by Lost
I`m thinking of posting in the dullards threads until I disappear up my own arse ...
Has anybody else tried this ?
Do you have any advice on timing etc. ?
I do so wish you would and as soon as you'd like
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Think I am with you there lost, it is beginning to sound like a vinyl record with a deep scratch on here at the moment.
You can't blame him, he just wants the forum back to how it was with the JFF threads in their own cosy separate forum, trouble is he's moaning at the wrong people! Rather than moaning at the "dullards" who are just simply posting on their normal threads he should be aiming his remarks at the SH team who moved them in the first place.
Problem is as he tend to rant and rave about this quite a lot so he's potential turning into a dullard himself as one definition of a dullard is also "a boring person who talks a great deal about uninteresting topics" and by definition dullards are uninteresting!
Rather than just moaning and disappearing up his own arse to coin a phrase he might be better off demonstrating outside SH HQ (where ever that is?) and demanding the reinstatement of the JJF thread forum similar to the rallies recently seen in Tunisia and Egypt, not so much a Jasmine revolution more a Flower411 revolution!
Problem is as he tend to rant and rave about this quite a lot so he's potential turning into a dullard himself as one definition of a dullard is also "a boring person who talks a great deal about uninteresting topics" and by definition dullards are uninteresting!
Rather than just moaning and disappearing up his own arse to coin a phrase he might be better off demonstrating outside SH HQ (where ever that is?) and demanding the reinstatement of the JJF thread forum similar to the rallies recently seen in Tunisia and Egypt, not so much a Jasmine revolution more a Flower411 revolution!
Quote by SinSi
Problem is as he tend to rant and rave about this quite a lot so he's potential turning into a dullard himself as one definition of a dullard is also "a boring person who talks a great deal about uninteresting topics" and by definition dullards are uninteresting!
I am so glad someone explained Dullards because I hadn't got a clue what it meant
Thanks iron man :thumbup:
Quote by Dawnie
Problem is as he tend to rant and rave about this quite a lot so he's potential turning into a dullard himself as one definition of a dullard is also "a boring person who talks a great deal about uninteresting topics" and by definition dullards are uninteresting!
I am so glad someone explained Dullards because I hadn't got a clue what it meant
Thanks iron man :thumbup:
No problem Dawnie, you can give us a kiss the next time we bump into one another at a future social
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Quote by flower411
I`m thinking of posting in the dullards threads until I disappear up my own arse ...
Has anybody else tried this ?
Do you have any advice on timing etc. ?
I do so wish you would and as soon as you'd like
Awww sweety !! Does this mean you won`t be spamming my mailbox anytime soon ?
I do so miss signing in to find your vitriolic hatred smeared all over it !
Your a sad little excuse and you lie. Post anything i've spammed you I dare you. But you won't because there is none.
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Quote by flower411
I`m thinking of posting in the dullards threads until I disappear up my own arse ...
Has anybody else tried this ?
Do you have any advice on timing etc. ?
I do so wish you would and as soon as you'd like
Awww sweety !! Does this mean you won`t be spamming my mailbox anytime soon ?
I do so miss signing in to find your vitriolic hatred smeared all over it !
Your a sad little excuse and you lie. Post anything i've spammed you I dare you. But you won't because there is none.
:therethere:
I`m sorry you have such a short memory !!
You should be and I don't. Now run along little Mr insignificant find some one else to be a victim to berate and try and chase off the site.
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Quote by essex34m
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
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;Quite right Essex. I should have more sense. That's a good call Fair point well made. 
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A fair point well made so lets make another and Tweeky can be all officious Thats got images of kids in it so its gonna be gone fairly soon mwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha
Thats got images of kids in it so its gonna be gone fairly soon mwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha Sex God
Quote by essex34m
A fair point well made so lets make another and Tweeky can be all officious
Are you for real?
As far as I remember images of kids are a no no.
