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URGENT : MISSING
ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY
ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN''
IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F***ING JULY
HERE'S A SKETCH ARTISTS IMPRESSION RELEASED BY THE POLICE TODAY :

ALL INFORMATION AS TO WHEREABOUTS GREATFULLY RECIVED
Sex God
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I don't think "the sun" has been here since approx 1996... lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
if it makes you feel any better.... i have a mate who i was speaking to who lived in central california... fresno... it was 118 degrees a few days ago..... when i told them what we had.. she was prepared to gladly do a swop!!!!
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When is the first exchange scheduled for .. I got my bags packed already cool
DD
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I can see something large and yellow loitering round the edge of some fluffy white clouds. Is that what you are looking for? Think I might have to put these on cool
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emergency over..
the sun is daily over Darlington and is right now over Stockton on Tees.
wink
splendid
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biggrin have sunburn on head and cant find me sunglasses wave
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Bloody wazzing it down here and blowing a freakin gale rolleyes
<<<<<<< heads in splendid's direction :rascal:
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<<<<<<< heads in splendid's direction :rascal:

kettle's on.
splendid
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emergency over..
the sun is daily over Darlington and is right now over Stockton on Tees.
wink
splendid

It must be following a special person then ;-)
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Quote by Mallock2006
emergency over..
the sun is daily over Darlington and is right now over Stockton on Tees.
wink
splendid

It must be following a special person then ;-)
you have some too ???
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Quote by splendid_
emergency over..
the sun is daily over Darlington and is right now over Stockton on Tees.
wink
splendid

It must be following a special person then ;-)
you have some too ???
Only sun in the country should be right where you are...
*chucking it down here*
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eeeeeeeeeee i see it to day for all of 5 min went right past s shields lol
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silly people! Do none of you ever look at my arse? rolleyes
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silly people! Do none of you ever look at my arse? rolleyes

As often as possible :P my mailbox is always pleased to accept pictures :rascal:
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silly people! Do none of you ever look at my arse? rolleyes

As often as possible :P my mailbox is always pleased to accept pictures :rascal:
Did your mum never tell you, you shouldn't stare directly at the sun cool ?
Perhaps you should bring shades to the camping social wink
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The sun seems to have gone missing ever since Rihanna has had that Umbrella song in the charts - everytime it is played on the radio we have an huge downpour!
We want happy sunny songs to get into the charts!!!!!
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The sun seems to have gone missing ever since Rihanna has had that Umbrella song in the charts - everytime it is played on the radio we have an huge downpour!
We want happy sunny songs to get into the charts!!!!!

Strangley one of the radio stations worked that out too and ban there DJ's from playing it all day last friday ...............:shock:
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I am reliably imformed by my boss that the sun is residing in Alicante..... That's where he lives mad
I have told him to return it to the UK but he says it keeps going back to Spain dunno
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found it!
safe and sound! currently floating above swindon! cool
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Bristol has found the sunshine its lovely here! biggrin