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You know when its really quiet somewhere, or a really boring day at work, or your colleagues seem to have had a sense of humour bypass, do you ever get the overwhelming urge to do something really loud/rude/ silly just to wake the place up a bit??
Sometimes I feel the people I work with are just so stressed and uptight, that I feel like causing some gentle mischiefe and arsing about just to break the 'tightly coiled spring' atmosphere.
Of course I never do and people just walk about looking like they are about to snap, but one day....one day....lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
So do any of you everget the urge to let off steam like this, and have any of you ever done it.
When I worked in an operating theatre, occasionally we used to goof off at the end of a list or in between cases....daft stuff like have KY jelly fights (it fires brilliantly out of a syringe) dump each other fully clothed into the scrub sinks with all the taps running, jumping out of the linen hatch when unsuspecting staff came to put something in it and stupid stuff like that....sure breaks up the monotony and tension of a day looking at peoples innards :lol: :lol: :lol:
I consider it to be part of my job to 'goof around'...
though others may not quite have the same approach...
pah!
lp
well that would work too hunny surprised) xxx
Quote by de_sade
I have these urges to take a sharp knife or a hammer and stab or pummel to death someone - anyone - at random.
That the sort of thing you mean..?

what the hell have I done now?
lp
I care for old ladies and they all think i'm mad - I am forever doing silly things to make them laugh.. good thing is they love it!!!!
(thank god! lol )
Why not enjoy life? its way too short to be boring.. carpe diem honey!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
feel like this all the time - too many pompous folk about!!
Today I had a voluntary tourettes day - much fun (a bit interesting what you come out with when you relax into it though - try it at home on your own if you're shy!!!!!)
I hate the clean up job after.. ewwwww!!!! :-)
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
I care for old ladies and they all think i'm mad - I am forever doing silly things to make them laugh.. good thing is they love it!!!!
(thank god! lol )
Why not enjoy life? its way too short to be boring.. carpe diem honey!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

snap miss kitty
and they love it when i join in the food fights with the soggy wheetabix
Shouting bogeys at the top of your voice while walking through a shopping centre
Nooooooooo i would never do anything so silly rolleyes
While in a supermarket have a trolly dash (1 adults sits in the trolley, the other runs as fast as they can with the trolley round the supermarket) whilst bringing in silly car and aeroplane noises to,
Nope cant say ive ever done that either redface surprisedops:
Walking into a well known shop (must have a condom counter and be relatively busy) and then explain to a dumb founded friend what each and every product does at the top of your voice (cue old lady stood behind you for that genuine amazed look)
Would i do that dunno
Climbing into one of those rides for toddlers in most supermarkets and shopping centres mimicing the noises while turning the stearing wheel or setting all the buttons off whilst your older friend shouted at you to behave (calling her mum helps):giggle:
Please give me some dignity
Quote by X_fanny_x
Shouting bogeys at the top of your voice while walking through a shopping centre
Nooooooooo i would never do anything so silly rolleyes
While in a supermarket have a trolly dash (1 adults sits in the trolley, the other runs as fast as they can with the trolley round the supermarket) whilst bringing in silly car and aeroplane noises to,
Nope cant say ive ever done that either redface surprisedops:
You are badddddd
but that's a good thing - I think
Walking into a well known shop (must have a condom counter and be relatively busy) and then explain to a dumb founded friend what each and every product does at the top of your voice (cue old lady stood behind you for that genuine amazed look)
Would i do that dunno
Climbing into one of those rides for toddlers in most supermarkets and shopping centres mimicing the noises while turning the stearing wheel or setting all the buttons off whilst your older friend shouted at you to behave (calling her mum helps):giggle:
Please give me some dignity
I have to admit to doing things to shock people in my time. I wont say what cos I may want to shock someone here one day lol
People who think they know me, think Im a typical dumb blonde.....until I do something completely out of character, just to give them a wake up call :lol:
I have a terrible urge when I'm at college, to shout at the 6th form lads who subject me to bum cleavage in almost every lesson - "WILL YOU PULL YOUR BLOODY PANTS UP!"
Quote by Cherrytree
I have a terrible urge when I'm at college, to shout at the 6th form lads who subject me to bum cleavage in almost every lesson - "WILL YOU PULL YOUR BLOODY PANTS UP!"

God I hate that sooooo much! Is it me or do others think that it looks like the guys wearing these arse round their knees trousers have had an 'accident'?
I once has this urge, and I started to act on it, till hubby told me to put them away as it was a police car I was flashing the boobs at redface
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I once has this urge, and I started to act on it, till hubby told me to put them away as it was a police car I was flashing the boobs at redface

:giggle:
Quote by Cherrytree
I once has this urge, and I started to act on it, till hubby told me to put them away as it was a police car I was flashing the boobs at redface

:giggle:
Its was on the way home from the Manchester Munch and I forgot to add we were still in the car park outside the venue and we had a car full of people we were giving a lift surprisedops: