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Ok, I`m done. Bad day. Going to bed. Before I get violent!!! mad
Venusxxx
where the hell did you get those from lol lots and lots
Just because you haven`t pissed me off yet......

Venusxxx
Ermmmm............................................... PMT ????
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Mother-in-law confused Oh, and weather, and bills, and probate.........and BEING CRITICISED FOR BUYING A BEAUTIFUL CREAM LACE BASQUE, CREAM STOCKINGS, AND MATCHING THONG WHEN I HAVEN`T BOUGHT ANYTHING AS NICE AS THAT SINCE I MARRIED MARS 15 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!
I WAS WELL CHUFFED, PISS ON MY FIREWORKS WHY DON`T YOU?!!!! mad
Mars likes it though biggrin
Venusxxx
aaaaaahhhh M.I.L. problems huh I totally understand. sad
I bought mine a chair..... but they wouldnt let me plug it in sad
And Probate ...OMG ...people please if you haven't made a will yet do it ....and word of advice.....don't make a relative or friend an executor leave it to a professional ...believe me its worth the extra money.
As for the underwear .......if you wish to start a petition then I will happily sign supporting your actions .....I may need to see it modelled just to have the appropriate credibility you understand wink
Remember.... smile things could be worse ....I did smile and they were :cry:
CHILL OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE IS TOOOOOOOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT STRESS AND MISERABLE PEOPLE..........WHETHER IN THE OFFICE OR SHOPFLOOR.....................
TIP FOR TOMMOROW AS IT IS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Treat peeps with a little more consideration.....................and smile.......nicely now...... biggrin
As an experiment........................... : ( just came into my head :shock: confused )
IF YOU SMILE AT SOMEONE THAT IS GRUMPY............................... HOW MANY PEEPS GO AWAY HAPPY. ?????????????????????
JUST BY A SMILE AND PLEASANTIES.........DOES IT REALLY MAKE A DIFFFERENCE ?
Hi Mrs FC
I am sure you have tried going through a day smiling at everyone .....I have !
The difference it makes is amazing .....everybody thought I was .....................stark raving bonkers loon
Which of course I most definitely am not :silly:
Now excuse me I must get back to painting the margerine ....
JUST BY A SMILE AND PLEASANTIES.........DOES IT REALLY MAKE A DIFFFERENCE ?

NOT WHEN I`VE JUST BEEN JUMPED ON BY A FLEA mad mad mad
SODDING FLEAS NOW! BLOODY CATS!!
ANDI HAVE TO MAKE A COSTUME FOR THE 9 YEAR OLD TOMORROW MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL AND I HAVE TO PHONE BT COS I FORGOT TO PAY MY OWN BLOODY BILLS BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY PAYING M.I.L`S AND THE DOZY GITS SENT ME A `PAY BY THE 6TH LETTER ON THE 7TH mad
I need another Munch biggrin wink
Venusxxx
I'm going to try the smiley thing all day today - biggrin
Actually I could do with a quiet night in one of those padded rooms so I won't mind when they lock me up
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Hi Mrs FC
I am sure you have tried going through a day smiling at everyone .....I have !
The difference it makes is amazing .....everybody thought I was .....................stark raving bonkers loon
Which of course I most definitely am not :silly:
Now excuse me I must get back to painting the margerine ....

I think in my line of work that being a bit loon does help. biggrin biggrin
and I do believe to the peeps I smile at does make a difference,
As for MARGERINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuk !!!!!!!!! Yuk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuk !!!!!!!!!!!!! Blue band the worst !!!!!!!!!!
I'm feelin allllll faint now !!!!!!!!!
Me too, and I`ll be in the house all day by myself lol
Which, thinking about it, does mean I`ll be smiling.........cos I have new batteries! :twisted:
That`ll sort me! biggrin
Venusxxx
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JUST BY A SMILE AND PLEASANTIES.........DOES IT REALLY MAKE A DIFFFERENCE ?

NOT WHEN I`VE JUST BEEN JUMPED ON BY A FLEA mad mad mad
SODDING FLEAS NOW! BLOODY CATS!!
Venusxxx
Venus don't worry about the fleas they only infest pussies :shock:
Quote by VenusnMars

JUST BY A SMILE AND PLEASANTIES.........DOES IT REALLY MAKE A DIFFFERENCE ?

NOT WHEN I`VE JUST BEEN JUMPED ON BY A FLEA mad mad mad
SODDING FLEAS NOW! BLOODY CATS!!
ANDI HAVE TO MAKE A COSTUME FOR THE 9 YEAR OLD TOMORROW MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL AND I HAVE TO PHONE BT COS I FORGOT TO PAY MY OWN BLOODY BILLS BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY PAYING M.I.L`S AND THE DOZY GITS SENT ME A `PAY BY THE 6TH LETTER ON THE 7TH mad
I need another Munch biggrin wink
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! life with youngins...... biggrin sorry not takin the p venus.. redface
Get to the next munch !!!!!!!!!!!!
Venusxxx
None taken biggrin
NOW I`M HUNGRY! SOMEBODY FEED ME!
AND THE COMPUTER HAS CRASHED mad
(Ok, so I lied about the last bit, but I`m running out of things to bitch about!!)
Venusxxx
Hows the costume coming on?
If your looking for inspiration ......concentrate on what resources you have and think vertically first ....then laterally.
what could you make out of a brand new cream basque for instance :uhoh:
Not being much help here am I :undecided:
Puters crashing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad
Tell me about it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is with the networks lately???????
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!! mad evil evil evil
surprised :shock:
It`s a paupers costume, I am NOT ragging up and covering my basque in mud, and sending a nine year old boy to school in it! I`d be locked up :shock:
I`ll wreck some of his clothes in the morning!
Venusxxx
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Puters crashing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad
Tell me about it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is with the networks lately???????
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!! mad evil evil evil

I am not smiling smugly at alll honest....but my pc's fine ........touch wood ....ok touch plastic veneered chipboard ...does that count?? smile
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Puters crashing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad
Tell me about it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is with the networks lately???????
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!! mad evil evil evil

I am not smiling smugly at alll honest....but my pc's fine ........touch wood ....ok touch plastic veneered chipboard ...does that count??smile[/quote
NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad cos mine is on my legs..............and that must count for something . sad
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Puters crashing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad
Tell me about it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is with the networks lately???????
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!! mad evil evil evil

HA! YES! I managed to get MrsFC ranting! :twisted: :happy:
Now I feel like I have really acheived something! wink :P
Venusxxx
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NOPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad cos mine is on my legs..............and that must count for something . sad

Well that explains it then ....If I was on your legs I know I would overheat... redface
lol
Night all, I`ll be a real bitch tommorrow if I don`t sleep soon!
Venusxxx
Night Venus ....I'll chuck this cup of coffee I've just made you away then .. rolleyes
I'm off too everyone ...NIghty Night :sleeping:
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IF YOU SMILE AT SOMEONE THAT IS GRUMPY............................... HOW MANY PEEPS GO AWAY HAPPY. ?????????????????????
JUST BY A SMILE AND PLEASANTIES.........DOES IT REALLY MAKE A DIFFFERENCE ?

THANKS A LOT evil evil evil
I took you bloody "Turn that frown upside down" advice.
Bloke brought something back that was obviously damaged for a refund.....I told him it was damaged and there was no way he was getting anything for it.....then remembered you advice and put on my biggest, bestest smile :mrgreen: hoping it'd cheer him up.............
I woke up in casualty 3 hours later. Broken nose...2 black eyes and a suspected radial fracture. evil evil evil
SMILING!!!! MY BLOODY ARSE
easy I'm smiling ear to ear here !!!!!! lol lol
You need to practice your technique a bit better easy...........
Easy... learn this maxim and consider it's appropraite inclusion in your thought patterns before doing anything....
TIMING IS CRITICAL!
The right thing done at the wrong time is usually ......WRONG!