Have known for a long time that urine is a good moisturiser and in parts of the world women pat their faces with their babies wet nappies to keep their skin in tip top health.
Decided to post this on a modelling website and was dissed by a young upstart (young enough to be my daugter i might add) as being totally wrong, bordering on the ridiculous!! (how VERY dare she)
anyways in order to compose a polite, yet witheringly cutting put down, I did some research to back up my claims...and found that not only is it good for eczema and acne, but if drunk, used for a whjole host of ailments :shock
apparently its been used in ayeurvedic medicine for years :shock:
see here
hmm i think i could dab it on my skin, not sure if i could drink it tho.
so Ive learned something new today....
has anyone/would anyone try this??
what do you lot of reprobates think?
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Sex God
*vomits*
Whatever floats your boat and I'm not adverse to a bit of watersports now and again but regardless of research I would never substitute Clarins for piss. :shock:
Sorry Mrs Bone!
:arrow:
Whatever floats your boat and I'm not adverse to a bit of watersports now and again but regardless of research I would never substitute Clarins for piss. :shock:
Sorry Mrs Bone!
:arrow:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
*vomits*
Whatever floats your boat and I'm not adverse to a bit of watersports now and again but regardless of research I would never substitute Clarins for piss. :shock:
Sorry Mrs Bone!
:arrow:
See, now I can so hear you saying this as I read it!!Doesn't it also cure jellyfish stings - or is that an urban myth?
Sex God
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Doesn't it also cure jellyfish stings - or is that an urban myth?
You could e-mail Haribo and ask
Sex God
There's a famous actress, Sara(h) Miles I believe, who I am sure believed that if she drank a bit of her piddly pee pee every day she'd be fit, healthy, strong and able to ward off demons with laser beams emanating from her nipples and all that nonsense.
I always wonder what other actors thought when she was cast opposite them in a love scene.
As to the medicinal properties of urine, I would not like to speculate. It seems an evolutionary flaw though if what is essentially bodily waste could be so useful in other areas.
Or am I just taking the...Michael?
I always wonder what other actors thought when she was cast opposite them in a love scene.
As to the medicinal properties of urine, I would not like to speculate. It seems an evolutionary flaw though if what is essentially bodily waste could be so useful in other areas.
Or am I just taking the...Michael?
yeah, I heard that about Sarah miles.
The one person who I take all my survival advice off, especially when I'm negotiating my way through the uncompromising wastelands of 'Nam, is TV's plucky adventurer, Bear Grylls.
Now I definitely remember him saying that although wee is 90-odd percent water, it's got other toxins in it that would harm you. He showed us how to distill your produce - stretch some cellophane over a cup off wee, let the sun shine on it and catch the errr...drips in a coconut shell, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:
The one person who I take all my survival advice off, especially when I'm negotiating my way through the uncompromising wastelands of 'Nam, is TV's plucky adventurer, Bear Grylls.
Now I definitely remember him saying that although wee is 90-odd percent water, it's got other toxins in it that would harm you. He showed us how to distill your produce - stretch some cellophane over a cup off wee, let the sun shine on it and catch the errr...drips in a coconut shell, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:
Sex God
Bear Grylls! What a guy!
Shame his name sounds like a really politically incorrect Canadian restaurant, but I do like his programmes and his OTT dramatic voice-overs and at least he's honest... Everything he eats he says tastes like crap!
Still he is better than Ray Mears, whose own brand of condescending sanctimony really gets on my tits. He really does believe we should live in our own, and each others, excretia and spend our days banging sticks together and eating woodlice.
I know the army used to use special tablets so you could "clean" urine for use... Not sure if that is still the case nowadays. Evaporation will certainly get rid of many impurities, it's just waiting for it to condense back into water that's time consuming and problematic. Especially in the uncompromising wastelands of 'Nam, or even the overgrown, feral wildness that is Droitwich on a Saturday night.
Shame his name sounds like a really politically incorrect Canadian restaurant, but I do like his programmes and his OTT dramatic voice-overs and at least he's honest... Everything he eats he says tastes like crap!
Still he is better than Ray Mears, whose own brand of condescending sanctimony really gets on my tits. He really does believe we should live in our own, and each others, excretia and spend our days banging sticks together and eating woodlice.
I know the army used to use special tablets so you could "clean" urine for use... Not sure if that is still the case nowadays. Evaporation will certainly get rid of many impurities, it's just waiting for it to condense back into water that's time consuming and problematic. Especially in the uncompromising wastelands of 'Nam, or even the overgrown, feral wildness that is Droitwich on a Saturday night.
pressing on the bladder (lower abdomen) of a prone woman whilst manualy/orally stimulating can have rather theraputic qualities on her part.
applying the pressure to abdomen by sitting astride her, pressing myself down onto her belly and sliding in my own precum, pressing cock to flesh... the manual stimulation to her given with a twist of the back and reaching behind... almost adopting a 'rodeo' style ride position can have beneficial effects for both parties... so I'm told.
I'm not sure of the benefits here either, though have rather enjoyed 'cupping' with pressure the vulva of a 'good friend' as she sat to pee. Feeling the flow, both enjoying the sensation.
No benefit to my hand, though it fair stripped me nail varnish!
(none of my own urine was harmed in these highly scientic research procedures)
lp
applying the pressure to abdomen by sitting astride her, pressing myself down onto her belly and sliding in my own precum, pressing cock to flesh... the manual stimulation to her given with a twist of the back and reaching behind... almost adopting a 'rodeo' style ride position can have beneficial effects for both parties... so I'm told.
I'm not sure of the benefits here either, though have rather enjoyed 'cupping' with pressure the vulva of a 'good friend' as she sat to pee. Feeling the flow, both enjoying the sensation.
No benefit to my hand, though it fair stripped me nail varnish!
(none of my own urine was harmed in these highly scientic research procedures)
lp
Master of Sex
Are you taking the piss, Bonedigger?
Sex God
dunno if poop is good for the hare, but our dog often takes shit in a rabbit hole and they dont seem that pleased.
Quote by Cherrytree
yeah, I heard that about Sarah miles.
The one person who I take all my survival advice off, especially when I'm negotiating my way through the uncompromising wastelands of 'Nam, is TV's plucky adventurer, Bear Grylls.
Now I definitely remember him saying that although wee is 90-odd percent water, it's got other toxins in it that would harm you. He showed us how to distill your produce - stretch some cellophane over a cup off wee, let the sun shine on it and catch the errr...drips in a coconut shell, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:
I'm going to vietnam in Feb, should i be following this advice or just drinking bottled water??/
Quote by Cherrytree
yeah, I heard that about Sarah miles.
The one person who I take all my survival advice off, especially when I'm negotiating my way through the uncompromising wastelands of 'Nam, is TV's plucky adventurer, Bear Grylls.
Now I definitely remember him saying that although wee is 90-odd percent water, it's got other toxins in it that would harm you. He showed us how to distill your produce - stretch some cellophane over a cup off wee, let the sun shine on it and catch the errr...drips in a coconut shell, and Bob's your uncle :thumbup:
Basically done the same thing at the Jungle Warfare School in Malaya.
Dig small hole in the ground, pee in it, place mess tins in hole and then cover the hole with polythene.
Distlled water then drips into mess tins. Not much water is produced but it helps.
Quote by splendid_:notes: Dear offspring of slendid
I was told that it was a good treatment for warts and for eczema and used my son's (urine) to get rid of his. He was none too pleased and asked me to never tell. It worked and I never did tell.
We all know what your mom did to you...
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