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God knows why it popped into my head – I have no idea how my brain works sometimes….
but….
I was thinking – what would be useful or interesting animal abilities to have.
I have always (well on odd occasions) wondered what if feels like to be able to drag your ring along the carpet, like my dog use to.
I am sure there are a few who have watched a cat or dog licking their own genitals and thought “hmmm handy!” or “if only… sigh”
Retractable claws would be good (there are odd moments I could do without my nails) :rascal:
What animal ability would you like to have?
Gambit
Warming the Bed
To sleep with one ear open so that I never miss a late night tap on the door again...
Gambit
lol
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Being a cute little fluffy kitten would be nice.. as no-one can resist stroking a sweet pussy :twisted:
Or a fly.... on the wall... when Bloke and Meaty get together lol
Or a bird.... to soar and swoop in the clouds.
Or a cow... and have my udders squeezed every day!
cool
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to have my cockers sense of smell....little sod can detect a girl gagging for it from about a mile away...very useful
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Quote by Dollyminx
Or a fly.... on the wall... when Bloke and Meaty get together lol

That's what I was going to say :giggle:
PL, you're bored aren't you? I can think of a few things to keep you busy though wink
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Quote by goodporking
to have my cockers sense of smell....little sod can detect a girl gagging for it from about a mile away...very useful

Only a mile lol
Very handy. But need more range :lol: :twisted:
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Quote by goose35
to have my cockers sense of smell....little sod can detect a girl gagging for it from about a mile away...very useful

Only a mile lol
Very handy. But need more range :lol: :twisted:
No need hunni, just look this way wave
:giggle:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
to have my cockers sense of smell....little sod can detect a girl gagging for it from about a mile away...very useful

Only a mile lol
Very handy. But need more range :lol: :twisted:
No need hunni, just look this way wave
:giggle:
91 mile range :twisted:
Sniff :lol:
tallnhairy
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Eyes of an owl for late night walks ;)
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A spider... 8 legs to open instead of 2! lol :lol:
Shaz x
Trust you :lol: :lol:
Tony x wink
Don't edit my posts smackbottom :smackbottom: :lol:
Shaz kiss
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
A spider... 8 legs to open instead of 2! lol :lol:
Shaz x

Now that is just plain greedy (but I like it) :twisted:
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Sofar we have an 8 legged dog with night vision lol
What about sonar from a bat
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Quote by goose35
What about sonar from a bat

Or from a whale - handy in the jacuzzi wink
Now where is his... 'click-click' ... ah there it is biggrin
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Quote by PoloLady

What about sonar from a bat

Or from a whale - handy in the jacuzzi wink
Now where is his... 'click-click' ... ah there it is biggrin
Oh i forgot about Whales and also what about the beutiful songs they sing.
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I am not into scat – but I do think it could be handy to have the skills of a seagull when it comes to the precise accuracy with which they can expel poo in mid swoop – flying would also be a requirement, to gain the full benefit from the targeted poo ability.
neilinleeds
Sex God
I have always (well on odd occasions) wondered what if feels like to be able to drag your ring along the carpet, like my dog use to.

it's nothing worth worrying about really? tried it once and don't miss it all that much. it's the carpet burns! and contorting yerself so you can walk on yer hands with yer legs in the air can be awkward verging on painful, unless yer dead supple?
I am sure there are a few who have watched a cat or dog licking their own genitals and thought “hmmm handy!” or “if only… sigh”

nope! it's rubbish. once upon a time i was pigeon-chested enough to be able to do it, and it was crap. sad you know how condoms make shagging feel like you're washing up with boxing gloves on? it's kinda like that really. don't feel anything like the same!
Retractable claws would be good (there are odd moments I could do without my nails)

just leave your thumbs long, and file everything else off? got tiger claws when you need 'em *insert growlie noise here* but much easier to do all the things that claws make difficult? like typing for instance. ;)
HTH?
neil x x x ;)
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Quote by PoloLady
A spider... 8 legs to open instead of 2! lol :lol:
Shaz x

Now that is just plain greedy (but I like it) :twisted:
Of course it would meen we would need 4 times as many guys to satisfy us biggrin
Shaz x
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Wouldn't it great to be a dog... being allowed to go up to a bitch you fancy and stick your nose in her genitals. What's even better is that 9 times out of 10 she returns the favour lol
westerross
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I'd like to be the second dick - then me doggie'd always be happy!
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Quote by goose35

What about sonar from a bat

Or from a whale - handy in the jacuzzi wink
Now where is his... 'click-click' ... ah there it is biggrin
Oh i forgot about Whales and also what about the beutiful songs they sing.
That'll be the Male Voice Choirs hunni.
Sorry thought you said Wales bolt
tmann
Sex God
Wings I think. ..as long as they are extra. Look at all the short cuts you could take. All the fees you could avoid.
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

What about sonar from a bat

Or from a whale - handy in the jacuzzi wink
Now where is his... 'click-click' ... ah there it is biggrin
Oh i forgot about Whales and also what about the beutiful songs they sing.
That'll be the Male Voice Choirs hunni.
Sorry thought you said Wales bolt
You know i actually thought someone would say that lol
Didn't have any one in mind though rolleyes
What about a dogs hearing capability.