Useful Terminology For Forum Members . . .

23 Oct 2004

it has come to my attention, that occasionally newbies struggle to get to grips with SH terminology, so i felt a handy guide might come in useful. a brief run through of the essentials can be found below, with appropriate Trade Marks to be ackowledged should you choose to use them . . .
Avatars . . . . . . . . . . . . .generally speaking, short lived little piccies of penises. see Cock shots.
Away with the Pixies . . loon

nuff said! see Pixies.
Bollox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH. not to be confused with bollocks. ((( TM Tune Essence 2004 )))
Chat Room . . . . . . . . . . don't ask. it's just a room with people in it ok. that's all you need to know.
Cock Shots . . . . . . . . . .short lived piccies of penises. see Avatars
Complete Rant . . . . . . . occasional posting style. to be avoided. see Pissed as a fart.
FFS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..a shite catchphrase. an expletive. to be used in all posts whenever possible. ((( TM unknown )))
Fuckity Fuck . . . . . . . . . . an expletive. ((( TM Jags2004 )))
Goldfish . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard unit of SH currency OR masters of an insidious plot to take over the world.
Great Black Dalek . . . . ..the all seeing eye. master of the universe. keeper of the codes. AKA mark
Pissed As A Fart . . . . . . . preferred browsing mode of most members.
Pixies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fairy like creatures. live in DaveJ's garden. see also Away with the Pixies
Technoshite . . . . . . . . . .an expression of disgust. ((( TM Jags 2004 )))
Tits . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH for those of a female persuasion. little used. ((( TM neilinleeds 2004 )))
Tuts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a shite catchphrase. ((( jointly held TM BiPaula 2004 / TM Neilinleeds 2004 )))
TTTTs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Twits, Twats, Tossers and Turds; used to describe all the TTTTs who invade the site from time to time ((TM Jags 2004))
Unicorns . . . . . . . . . . . .a horse like creature with a pointy horn. live in DaveJ's garden.
Woo Hoo . . . . . . . . . . . . an expression of delight. ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
hope this helps. please feel free to add any i might have missed.
neil x x x ;)

23 Oct 2004

Absolutely brilliant Neil smile

would it be useful to add ... the SH Clock?
btw why haven't you been into the GFZ so I can inspect your member(ship)????

23 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
it has come to my attention, that occasionally newbies struggle to get to grips with SH terminology, so i felt a handy guide might come in useful. a brief run through of the essentials can be found below, with appropriate Trade Marks to be ackowledged should you choose to use them . . .
Avatars . . . . . . . . . . . . .generally speaking, short lived little piccies of penises. see Cock shots.
Away with the Pixies . . nuff said! see Pixies.
Bollox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH. not to be confused with bollocks. ((( TM Tune Essence 2004 )))
Chat Room . . . . . . . . . . don't ask. it's just a room with people in it ok. that's all you need to know.
Cock Shots . . . . . . . . . .short lived piccies of penises. see Avatars
Complete Rant . . . . . . . occasional posting style. to be avoided. see Pissed as a fart.
FFS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..a shite catchphrase. an expletive. to be used in all posts whenever possible. ((( TM unknown )))
Fuckity Fuck . . . . . . . . . . an expletive. ((( TM Wilma 2004 )))
Goldfish . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard unit of SH currency OR masters of an insidious plot to take over the world.
Great Black Dalek . . . . ..the all seeing eye. master of the universe. keeper of the codes. AKA mark
Pissed As A Fart . . . . . . . preferred browsing mode of most members.
Pixies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fairy like creatures. live in DaveJ's garden. see also Away with the Pixies
Technoshite . . . . . . . . . .an expression of disgust. ((( TM Jags 2004 )))
Tits . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH for those of a female persuasion. little used. ((( TM neilinleeds 2004 )))
Tuts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a shite catchphrase. ((( jointly held TM BiPaula 2004 / TM Neilinleeds 2004 )))
Unicorns . . . . . . . . . . . .a horse like creature with a pointy horn. live in DaveJ's garden.
Woo Hoo . . . . . . . . . . . . an expression of delight. ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
hope this helps. please feel free to add any i might have missed.
neil x x x ;)

Woo Hoo (TM Misschief 2004) aww Neil I could kiss you! kiss

Id been saving up all my goldfish but they keep escaping from my purse, I was so sure decimalisation had taken place since I wandered into the cafe.

23 Oct 2004

You've forgotten "You know who you are", such a reassuring phrase in these times when so many people in the modern world are wrestling with identity problems.
Mike.

23 Oct 2004

oo! oo! i forgot some . . .
Thread Killer . . . . . . . . . see MikeNorth! ;)
Hijack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .dunno what that is never done it! rolleyes

n x x x

23 Oct 2004

Neil wrote:

Thread Killer . . . . . . . . . see MikeNorth!

Ah, so you've noticed I'm back to my best form Neil, four in the last two days (I only count them when they slip off page 1.)
Mike.

23 Oct 2004

Hijack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .dunno what that is never done it!

COUGH......SPLUTTER......INHALATION OF BEVEARGE
Say what with a straight face

23 Oct 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Neil wrote:Thread Killer . . . . . . . . . see MikeNorth!

Ah, so you've noticed I'm back to my best form Neil, four in the last two days (I only count them when they slip off page 1.)
Mike.
rotflmao

keep it up mike. keeps page one nice and clear for new threads! doing a sterling job there mate! :lol2: ;)
n x x x :P

23 Oct 2004

What about "I'll get me coat" bolt

Dawn :silly:

23 Oct 2004

Neil declared:

keep it up mike. keeps page one nice and clear for new threads! doing a sterling job there mate!

Erm, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think page 1 always has the same number of threads on it, whether they're new or old.... confused

Mike.

23 Oct 2004

well mike, if you're gonna get all pedantic on me, piss off outta my thread then ok! :mad:
dawn loving it. an oversight on my part that one. well done.
n x x x :P

23 Oct 2004

Jags has one but for the life of me I can't remember what it stands for dunno

TTTT

Dawn :silly:

23 Oct 2004

Neil "FFS"ed:

well mike, if you're gonna get all pedantic on me, piss off outta my thread then ok!

But haven't you noticed how we subtly hijacked it between us (or should I say "hi-neiled/hi-miked" it). What artistry!
Mike.

23 Oct 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Neil "FFS"ed:well mike, if you're gonna get all pedantic on me, piss off outta my thread then ok!

But haven't you noticed how we subtly hijacked it between us (or should I say "hi-neiled/hi-miked" it). What artistry!
Mike.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i'm sorry mike i dunno what you're on about? see hijack above. dunno what it means mate!
dawn, i think it's TTT & Ts, and involves twats and tossers, but buggered if i can remember the rest of it. i'll consult jags later when i revise me little list!
n x x x ;)

23 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
dawn, i think it's TTT & Ts, and involves twats and tossers, but buggered if i can remember the rest of it. i'll consult jags later when i revise me little list!
n x x x ;)

*DEEP SIGH*
Twits
Twats
Tossers
Turds
Now, pay attention at the back there please. If you're going to pass your probation you need to prove yourself better than this :twisted:
Iv'e edited your original post AND take back control of MY fuckity-fuck!!! Fuckity fuck (TM Jags2004) :twisted: :twisted:
lol

:lol:

23 Oct 2004

woo hoo! ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
that's a proper Jags slap ((( erm . . TM Jags 2004 ))) if ever i saw one. and another one for me revised list! rotflmao

n x x x :P

23 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
woo hoo! ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
that's a proper Jags slap ((( erm . . TM Jags 2004 ))) if ever i saw one. and another one for me revised list!
n x x x :P

But a Jags Slap can be converted to a Jags Snog with a whisper of wonderful words!! kiss

:kiss:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
woo hoo! ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
that's a proper Jags slap ((( erm . . TM Jags 2004 ))) if ever i saw one. and another one for me revised list!
n x x x :P

But a Jags Slap can be converted to a Jags Snog with a whisper of wonderful words!! kiss

:kiss:
now careful jags. i could take that the wrong way altogether, and think that was a blatant bit of tarting there!
now these wonderul whisperings? here or in PM? :lol2:
n x x x x ;)

23 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
woo hoo! ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
that's a proper Jags slap ((( erm . . TM Jags 2004 ))) if ever i saw one. and another one for me revised list!
n x x x :P

But a Jags Slap can be converted to a Jags Snog with a whisper of wonderful words!! kiss

:kiss:
now careful jags. i could take that the wrong way altogether, and think that was a blatant bit of tarting there!
now these wonderul whisperings? here or in PM? :lol2:
n x x x x ;)
Tarting? I can tart with the best of them, just at a slower pace!!
whisper sweet obscenities to me here - think of it as dogging! But PM is good too!
x xx

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
whisper sweet obscenities to me here - think of it as dogging! But PM is good too!

*pulls up a chair and waits for the action to start
Dawn :silly:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
whisper sweet obscenities to me here - think of it as dogging! But PM is good too!

*pulls up a chair and waits for the action to start
Dawn :silly:
SLAP!!! That was private..... 'ish!
lol

:lol:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
whisper sweet obscenities to me here - think of it as dogging! But PM is good too!

*pulls up a chair and waits for the action to start
Dawn :silly:
SLAP!!! That was private..... 'ish!
lol

:lol:
and that slap was kinda nice, thank you redface

Dawn :silly:

23 Oct 2004

My pleasure!! smackbottom

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lol

23 Oct 2004

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Believe me, the pleasure was all mine lol

Dawn :silly:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
whisper sweet obscenities to me here - think of it as dogging! But PM is good too!

*pulls up a chair and waits for the action to start
Dawn :silly:
SLAP!!! That was private..... 'ish!
lol

:lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
now i could get in soooo much trouble sending porno pm's and stuff. and i'm too shy to do it public! :lol2:
n x x x;)

23 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
it has come to my attention, that occasionally newbies struggle to get to grips with SH terminology, so i felt a handy guide might come in useful. a brief run through of the essentials can be found below, with appropriate Trade Marks to be ackowledged should you choose to use them . . .
Avatars . . . . . . . . . . . . .generally speaking, short lived little piccies of penises. see Cock shots.
Away with the Pixies . . nuff said! see Pixies.
Bollox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH. not to be confused with bollocks. ((( TM Tune Essence 2004 )))
Chat Room . . . . . . . . . . don't ask. it's just a room with people in it ok. that's all you need to know.
Cock Shots . . . . . . . . . .short lived piccies of penises. see Avatars
Complete Rant . . . . . . . occasional posting style. to be avoided. see Pissed as a fart.
FFS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..a shite catchphrase. an expletive. to be used in all posts whenever possible. ((( TM unknown )))
Fuckity Fuck . . . . . . . . . . an expletive. ((( TM Jags2004 )))
Goldfish . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard unit of SH currency OR masters of an insidious plot to take over the world.
Great Black Dalek . . . . ..the all seeing eye. master of the universe. keeper of the codes. AKA mark
Pissed As A Fart . . . . . . . preferred browsing mode of most members.
Pixies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fairy like creatures. live in DaveJ's garden. see also Away with the Pixies
Technoshite . . . . . . . . . .an expression of disgust. ((( TM Jags 2004 )))
Tits . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH for those of a female persuasion. little used. ((( TM neilinleeds 2004 )))
Tuts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a shite catchphrase. ((( jointly held TM BiPaula 2004 / TM Neilinleeds 2004 )))
TTTTs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Twits, Twats, Tossers and Turds; used to describe all the TTTTs who invade the site from time to time ((TM Jags 2004))
Unicorns . . . . . . . . . . . .a horse like creature with a pointy horn. live in DaveJ's garden.
Woo Hoo . . . . . . . . . . . . an expression of delight. ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
hope this helps. please feel free to add any i might have missed.
neil x x x ;)

Someone got a bit bored did they????? lol

23 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
whisper sweet obscenities to me here - think of it as dogging! But PM is good too!

*pulls up a chair and waits for the action to start
Dawn :silly:
SLAP!!! That was private..... 'ish!
lol

:lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
now i could get in soooo much trouble sending porno pm's and stuff. and i'm too shy to do it public! :lol2:
n x x x;)
Try it and see!!

25 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
think that was a blatant bit of tarting there!

Ahh far too good a thread to be hiding on page 3, another one for your list:
Tarting - As in behaving in the way of a tart (Obviously akin to sitting in pastry case covered in jam dunno

) TM Neilinleeds 2004
BTW how come there were no boobies on page 3? Sure there boobies on page 3 of all good quality reading material :roflmao:

25 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
think that was a blatant bit of tarting there!

Ahh far too good a thread to be hiding on page 3, another one for your list:
Tarting - As in behaving in the way of a tart (Obviously akin to sitting in pastry case covered in jam dunno

) TM Neilinleeds 2004
BTW how come there were no boobies on page 3? Sure there boobies on page 3 of all good quality reading material :roflmao:
I can add a pair on this page but alas it just isn't page 3!

25 Oct 2004

BUT NEIL! .cough cough what does box of frogs mean! confused

:? :?