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Warming the Bed

0 likes 28 Nov 2008

If you had the power to do something in this world that would under normal circumstances be impossible. What would it be?
Personally I should like to make everyone speak nothing but the truth for 24 hours. :twisted: Unfortunately I think the result would be chaos in the High Street, loads of divorces and even a world war.

Dave__Notts

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0 likes 28 Nov 2008

To do something impossible????
How about getting a woman to shut up during the football match on telly? That would be a miracle lol

Dave_Notts

Sunseekercouple

Warming the Bed

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I must be truthful and say I did think of that one but was afraid to say it lol

Missy

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0 likes 28 Nov 2008

For my daughter, just once, when she drops her toast (on a regular basis confused

) on the newly washed floor, that it lands butter side up evil

Or even better, she doesn't drop her toast rolleyes

Missy

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0 likes 28 Nov 2008

Oh and the kids don't wait for the plate fairy to come along and do the 2 second job of placing said plates in the dishwasher evil

Just once would be nice confused

And they don't ALWAYS wait until dishwasher is on before placing a cup on the side - knowing plate fairy won't be clearing it up for an hour or so :evil:

Sunseekercouple

Warming the Bed

0 likes 28 Nov 2008

Both my boys always had to go to the loo when it came to clearing the table and washing
Now my daughter is doing the same thing.

Unknown User

0 likes 28 Nov 2008

For a load of women to be able to work together without there being one smiling, sly, conniving scheming bitch who spoils it for everyone else.

Firelizard

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0 likes 28 Nov 2008

I would like to be able to fly smile

Tan____Kinky

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0 likes 28 Nov 2008

When you ask the kids to tidy up the bedroom, they actually do it first time(to your standards) or do it without even being asked :shock: that would be a miracle,
When you ask your partner to do something for you, they do it there and then! not hours/days/weeks/months/years later
:shock: an even bigger miracle lol

essex34m

Sex God

0 likes 28 Nov 2008

Wipe out single male syndrome smile

Oh, and get people to actually reply to PM's biggrin

anais

Sex God

0 likes 29 Nov 2008

People not to use mobile phones whilst driving confused

Woohoo

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0 likes 29 Nov 2008

Quote by Missy
For my daughter, just once, when she drops her toast (on a regular basis ) on the newly washed floor, that it lands butter side up
Or even better, she doesn't drop her toast

Look on the bright side Missy.
At least because the floor is clean she can eat her toast and you don't have to make new toast lol

:lol:

Woohoo

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0 likes 29 Nov 2008

Quote by Firelizard
I would like to be able to fly

Anyone can fly Fire just jump aff a cliff altho it's the landing that can be a bit tricky. wink

Or would that be classed as falling and not flying?? confused

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Nov 2008

I would like to go to the moon for Lunch!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Woohoo

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Quote by blonde
I would like to go to the moon for Lunch!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You wouldn't like it Sam as there is no atmosphere,....... boom boom lol

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Nov 2008

Quote by woohoo
I would like to go to the moon for Lunch!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You wouldn't like it Sam as there is no atmosphere,....... boom boom lol

It's OK ...... I will eat in silence :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

westerross

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0 likes 29 Nov 2008

Quote by anais
People not to use mobile phones whilst driving

Ooh me too! That really annoys me.
I'd like Wales to win one of the autumn internationals.
Oh, they just did. wink

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Peanut

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0 likes 29 Nov 2008

Quote by anais
People not to use mobile phones whilst driving

Especially those twats driving 40-grand vehicles who are too cheap to fork out for a cheap handsfree.