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Vagina monologues
Sex God
It may be a silly question , but if you havent read the original text then how can you know its equivalent ? 
Sex God
Sorry, this thread has lost me - someone give me a clue 
There is a well known 'play' of the above name with only four women reading out things which have been said by woman about their vaginas. (not the nicest word in the english language). Some are very funny, some are very sad and some are inbetween.
The comment with the most pathos was a woman who, when necking with her first boyfriend, made the seat of his new car wet and he told her off for it - she said she never tried that again and thought of her vagina as like a cellar - damp, dark and no-one ever goes there. She was about 75 when spoken to...
The bit about the 'cold steel duck lips' was the funniest - duck lips being what one woman called the speculum.... she asked why it couldn't be in soft purple plastic rather than cold hard steel!!!
Richard Herring's stuff has a whole website to itself - google will throw it up.
The comment with the most pathos was a woman who, when necking with her first boyfriend, made the seat of his new car wet and he told her off for it - she said she never tried that again and thought of her vagina as like a cellar - damp, dark and no-one ever goes there. She was about 75 when spoken to...
The bit about the 'cold steel duck lips' was the funniest - duck lips being what one woman called the speculum.... she asked why it couldn't be in soft purple plastic rather than cold hard steel!!!
Richard Herring's stuff has a whole website to itself - google will throw it up.
A very good account Jags. One of my fave bits was all the different names used for a vagina. Coochie snatcher has to be one of the best.
Here couchie, couchie
There were stories of pubic hair, of oral sex and the man who just like to look !!!
There were some monologues of women who had been abused and gang by soldiers, female circumcision stories and the like.
Well worth seeing if you get the chance.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Here couchie, couchie
There were stories of pubic hair, of oral sex and the man who just like to look !!!
There were some monologues of women who had been abused and gang by soldiers, female circumcision stories and the like.
Well worth seeing if you get the chance.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
Sounds...well.... erm, emotional to say the least, but maybe not quite my thing (said without any knowledge of the real thing of course 
) - so Mr. Writer, you want to do the same about male bits, is that right?
) - so Mr. Writer, you want to do the same about male bits, is that right? Do you recall the vagina facts that were quoted...........
There are 6,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, that is twice as many as on the tongue, the fingetips and the lips and three times as many as in the Penis!!
I cannot remember it exactly but it ran along those sort of line.
Love
Wilma
x x x
There are 6,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, that is twice as many as on the tongue, the fingetips and the lips and three times as many as in the Penis!!
I cannot remember it exactly but it ran along those sort of line.
Love
Wilma
x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Do you recall the vagina facts that were quoted...........
There are 6,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, that is twice as many as on the tongue, the fingetips and the lips and three times as many as in the Penis!!
I cannot remember it exactly but it ran along those sort of line.
Love
Wilma
x x x
OH DO I????
I am known for it... and the fact that the clitoris is the only organ in the body whose ONLY function is to bring pleasure. Nothing else on either the male of female body does that... other bits may have a dual purpose but the clitoris is designed to have one task - so, those who think that sex is dirty ... think on. If it wasn't made for fun what is it for. And why do some cultures cut off the clitoris from their young girls?
See - I'm now in 'rant' mode.. the inequality of the sexes...aargh!
I am known for it... and the fact that the clitoris is the only organ in the body whose ONLY function is to bring pleasure. Nothing else on either the male of female body does that... other bits may have a dual purpose but the clitoris is designed to have one task - so, those who think that sex is dirty ... think on. If it wasn't made for fun what is it for.To make men trying to find it look stupid?
Well too late as I'm first ...... "Hello my name is Bob"
That is 3 names already - you have only been here two days! 
lhk
Kat
Sex God
One thing that has always puzzled me... how can anyone not manage to find a clit? I mean they're not that tiny are they? Therefore, what's the problem? Is there such a thing as intentional blindness? Trying to find a clit isn't like trying to find a needle in a hay stack, or head-lice in long hair....
Blue shuffles off still scratching her head....yes, head lice are really hard bastards to find....
Blue shuffles off still scratching her head....yes, head lice are really hard bastards to find....
Sex God
I suppose some mens inability to find such a large and obvious object as a clit is a genetic blindness , as has been suggested . Its similar in alot of ways to watching a woman looking for the oil filler cap on her car .
:shock: Ducks for Cover
G
:shock: Ducks for Cover
G
Sex God
I was invited to see the vagina monologues once.
"It'll be right up your street" she said.
"Oh, and why's that?"
"Cos you talk like a c**t!"
"It'll be right up your street" she said.
"Oh, and why's that?"
"Cos you talk like a c**t!"
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its similar in alot of ways to watching a woman looking for the oil filler cap on her car .
Don't let Moist hear you say that!
