To Cherrytree
A beautiful shining star :inlove:
to my lover BMW,
I love you, i`ve loved you all along
Square crisps and a sunday morning muffin say it all, and candy loves hardrider too:love:
:taz: gotta love that taz
all my love forever Snady xxxxxxxx
To Varca
"The lord looked down and then he blessed her
Sticking her close to me near the town of Chester
A true blue red, and a total delight,
And we both agree Lucas Leivia is sh*te,
Against the Chelsea it didn't seem fair,
as we were powered by Varca's underwear,
Two late goals and Torres delighted,
For her services to Anfield, she should be knighted
For the power came from her saucy knicks
And not the quality of the reds teams kicks.
But so much more does Varca possess,
including thongs and other such raunchy dress
A smile so wide and a mind set for lust,
Fantastic legs and a jiggly bust,
A bottom so pert it could bang in nails,
Which is lusted after by the whole of Wales,
Not to mention, England and Scotland agree
and Ireland would ride happily upon thee.
So Miss V, the question I must opine,
Are you really up for it all of the time?
Do you like it in any U.K based place?
Or Over your boobs or over your face?
Just thinking about it has given me the horn,
I'm now looking at houses south of Runcorn."
To lucyandmike7?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come to my room
Because I really want you
To foxychick
I read with interest everyday
the words in forum that you say
Oh foxy why after all this time
Do I think to myself.
Fancy a shag girl
Such a corny line.
But truth will out
i'm sure you agree.
Bloody hope note
else you'll know its me.
To Tankinky,
You're sooooo cute! Happy Valentine's Day! xxx
To UKWineman
You sexy guy - still wearing your hat? :twisted:
For theladyisaminx.
"The lovely sweet lady of minx,
Has a story to tell, so methinks,
On a recent police raid,
they found things quite depraved
She has an array of quite startling kinks,
Her hair is always being blown,
And thus her cam fandom has grown,
they start to direct,
all quivering whilst erect,
"Please take off your t-shirt!" they moan!
Sexy Minx of course refuses to play,
And the ham shankers do wend on their way,
Tired and frustrated,
Cos they've not masturbated,
"Let's go to the forum" they say.
And so this sad story must end,
With Minxy still as a sexy friend,
As I gaze from afar,
she may show me her bra,
And then to my stiffy will I tend."
To Mr and Mrs Kentswingers777!
"Dear Mr Kent,
Your views are all bent,
They all hang to the right they sigh!
But that doesn't matter
Cos at least when we chatter,
I think you're a really nice guy!
Now don't you panic
Or become quite manic,
It's not after you that I lust,
For you have a great mrs,
Who gives velvet kisses
and has an incredible bust.
So dear Mr K,
Don't you dare go away,
Without you the place would be bland
You keep right on posting,
While I am spit roasting,
Your missus with the local brass band.
So Mr K,
You really must stay,
You've become a big part of this place,
Just remember for me,
When we disagree,
Most of us still think you're ace!
To Freckled Bird...
"For Valentines, the one thing I'd like,
And you can tell I am not bluffing,
Would be to flutter to Freckled Bird's Nest
And give her a good stuffing.
Old Paxo, I would refuse to use,
To fulfil my latent desire,
Charm and wit, and sensible shoes,
While spit-roasting by an open fire.
Her feathers would be speckled with joy,
So gladst at my outpouring,
I'd bring a bell, some trill, a toy
to make sure it wasn't boring
So freckly bird, please get my drift,
I'm in lust with your muffin,
And even though I may not be swift,
I'm also not a puffin."
To Resonance:
The Pendulum of Attraction: A Sonnet
With Apologies to both Shakespeare and Galileo
Attraction oscillates at frequencies
Right now, I vibrate to yours and you mine.
Will I be to your taste? Can I but please
a fraction of that most discerning mind?
And though I have only looked from afar,
it feels like we should meet. Or am I wrong?
Will time and temperament prove a bar
to what I feel has been brewing so long?
And on this annual Valentines fest
I implore you heartfelt, give me that chance.
Not for me the chatters or forum rest,
t'is you with whom I'd choose a dalliance.
So, swing your pendulum over my way.
Let us get naughty on Valentines Day!
To Splendid...
"I've heard about Worlass and you,
And your naughty trips to B&Q,
Procuring the plaster and the rest
To help with your lovely artex
A ceiling so beautiful it could be in a sonnet
And not to be confused with your beetle bonnet
For someone once made such a post,
Trying to be kind about the host,
He got confused between groin and thigh,
So bought a book on DIY.
So now dear splendid I can safely say,
Please enjoy your valentines day,
And I'm sorry about your initial revulsion,
But I'd cover your artex with my own emulsion,
I'd upholster your frontage and grin with delight
At the sight of your beetle bonnet gleamingly white
So dear dear splendid, don't do B&Q
Just 'Focus' on me cos I can 'Do It All' too..."
To lp
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".
????
To TanKinky
In the game of lust...
...you know all the right moves!
:smile2:
To essex34m:
You're a gent but a debauched one and I like that!
:rascal:
Be my Valentine?
:smitten:
To Mrs NaughtyWiganCouple
Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur? :rascal:
Happy Valentine's Day!
To Mr Bonedigger
Roses are red, violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue!
:lickface:
To Kev_dubai:
Be my long-distance Valentine?
Or failing that, call me and let's have phone sex!
:evil2:
For DirtyGirly,
"I came on here looking for fun,
Saw your tit and that's me done.
Etched on my mind, with curving whip,
Just thinking of it makes me drip,
But worse was to follow, Oh dear I cry,
Cos this sexy lady brings a tear to my eye,
For distance you see
Makes a fool out of me,
This lass is just too good to be true,
Too bad she may as well in fecking Peru,
If I was to holiday, Edinburgh I would elect,
But it's a bugger to get there while fully erect.
So DirtyGirly, alas I cry
I'll remember your pics until I die,
And if I were a king, I'd only make one rule.
To get your scrumptious ass down to Liverpool!
What a joy that'd be, that smile so close,
It'd stop me feeling so morose.
But until then lovely lady, I'm over the border,
And please refrain from the restraining order,
Cos I only need the smile from your face,
To understand that you're in the right place.
So keep taking pics and improving the nation,
And making me harder than a quadratic equation."
To Angelchat
Oh Mrs Angel, so lovely and flighty,
How I wish I could flutter inside your nightie,
I'd undo your top and take off your wings,
Not to mention other very naughty things,
Then down below
Would I go
Your knickers off in a flash,
(I'd be very careful of any shaving rash)
I'd make you smile, I'd make you squeal,
I'd even brush my back hair so I appeal,
I'd pleasure you with just by tongue,
(Or a Myriad of toys I'd brought along)
Just please don't ask me to give you up for lent,
Because I couldn't, you're simply heaven sent."
:therethere: 
41 days 
hwoar: :wanker:
:whistling: :whistling:
:love::love: