Dear Resonance,
Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur
Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner
:twisted:
Sex God
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Sex God
To Mrs Goggins...
"To the Tune of "Postman Pat" of course...
"Mrs G, Mrs G, Mrs G, won't you swing with me?
Early in the morning,
Just as day is dawning,
I'd like to stick my nuts deep in your fan.
Mrs G, Mrs G, Mrs G, won't you swing with me?
All the birds are singing,
The day is just beginning,
Bonk me hard to make XXX a happy man!
Everybody knows, his bright red cock,
All the people smile as he waves it at them.
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be cock...rings... semen on the floor...
Mrs G, Mrs G, Mrs G won't you swing with me?
Please I ask, I beg ya,
I'll even pop viagra
To ensure Mrs G has a really, happy time!
"To the Tune of "Postman Pat" of course...
"Mrs G, Mrs G, Mrs G, won't you swing with me?
Early in the morning,
Just as day is dawning,
I'd like to stick my nuts deep in your fan.
Mrs G, Mrs G, Mrs G, won't you swing with me?
All the birds are singing,
The day is just beginning,
Bonk me hard to make XXX a happy man!
Everybody knows, his bright red cock,
All the people smile as he waves it at them.
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be cock...rings... semen on the floor...
Mrs G, Mrs G, Mrs G won't you swing with me?
Please I ask, I beg ya,
I'll even pop viagra
To ensure Mrs G has a really, happy time!
Sex God
To CherryTree
"Oh Gorgeous Cherrytree,
Please set your pips free!
Put me out my misery!
I implore ye!
I adore ye!
Please set your pips free!
Oh kindest Cherrytree,
Please don't ignore me!
For my heart may be stone,
but in my pants there's a bone,
and it'll seldom be left alone,
When you set your pips free.
Here's a promise I'd love to make,
I'd like you as topping on my birthday cake
I'd have no other woman, not even if you paid her,
Cos she can't do as half a good Tomb Raider,
I'm not one for anger or to be callous and mean,
But I am so jealous of your washing machine,
Your fruit so alluring, all gorgeous and red,
I'd donate my testes to science to get you in bed,
Alas you don't swing, my heart shall remain in two
Cos there ain't that many people as lovely as you.
"Oh Gorgeous Cherrytree,
Please set your pips free!
Put me out my misery!
I implore ye!
I adore ye!
Please set your pips free!
Oh kindest Cherrytree,
Please don't ignore me!
For my heart may be stone,
but in my pants there's a bone,
and it'll seldom be left alone,
When you set your pips free.
Here's a promise I'd love to make,
I'd like you as topping on my birthday cake
I'd have no other woman, not even if you paid her,
Cos she can't do as half a good Tomb Raider,
I'm not one for anger or to be callous and mean,
But I am so jealous of your washing machine,
Your fruit so alluring, all gorgeous and red,
I'd donate my testes to science to get you in bed,
Alas you don't swing, my heart shall remain in two
Cos there ain't that many people as lovely as you.
Sex God
To Noladreams.
"Oh Nola Noladreams,
My minds a whirl, it seems,
Your see thru top, has me spinning,
Your nipple clamps, have me grinning,
It's just a pity my hair is thinning.
Oh Nola Nola Noladreams
Oh Nola Noladreams,
Can you meet me in the Queens?
I'll be wearing a top, nowt but the best,
A flaccid carnation and an old string vest
But getting it up won't be such a test.
Oh Nola Noladreams."
"Oh Nola Noladreams,
My minds a whirl, it seems,
Your see thru top, has me spinning,
Your nipple clamps, have me grinning,
It's just a pity my hair is thinning.
Oh Nola Nola Noladreams
Oh Nola Noladreams,
Can you meet me in the Queens?
I'll be wearing a top, nowt but the best,
A flaccid carnation and an old string vest
But getting it up won't be such a test.
Oh Nola Noladreams."
Sex God
To Mrs Bonedigger
"Oh Mrs B!
I ache for thee!
Sit on my knee!
(Or on my face
Either'd be ace)
But please, I must seek to impart,
try to hold in any errant fart.
For my part too, I'd try my best
to ensure I wear my only my Sunday best
(Wellies, long johns and purple string vest)
With this proviso I'm sure we could
be rather good rolling about in the nud.
And while this rhyme lacks scansion and sense
There is but one recompense,
You're funny and sexy, kind and sweet.
Just the kind of lady I'd love to meet.
Unless you are aware who wrote this verse,
In which case less of a blessing, more of a curse!"
"Oh Mrs B!
I ache for thee!
Sit on my knee!
(Or on my face
Either'd be ace)
But please, I must seek to impart,
try to hold in any errant fart.
For my part too, I'd try my best
to ensure I wear my only my Sunday best
(Wellies, long johns and purple string vest)
With this proviso I'm sure we could
be rather good rolling about in the nud.
And while this rhyme lacks scansion and sense
There is but one recompense,
You're funny and sexy, kind and sweet.
Just the kind of lady I'd love to meet.
Unless you are aware who wrote this verse,
In which case less of a blessing, more of a curse!"
Sex God
To lp:
There was a young hunter named Random
Who was eaten for lunch by a lion.
Said the animal, "Ow!!
You'd be tastier, wow
If you had been salted and shagged!"
Be my valentine? :cool:
There was a young hunter named Random
Who was eaten for lunch by a lion.
Said the animal, "Ow!!
You'd be tastier, wow
If you had been salted and shagged!"
Be my valentine? :cool:
Sex God
What a flirty lot we are!!
Crap poets though!!! :giggle:
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Crap poets though!!! :giggle:
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Sex God
To Tune essence:
They say "Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." (S. J. Perelman)
I say, c'mon and twang my bedsprings anyday Choon! ;-)
They say "Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." (S. J. Perelman)
I say, c'mon and twang my bedsprings anyday Choon! ;-)
Sex God
To Mr Resonance:
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." William Shakespeare
:inlove:
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie." William Shakespeare
:inlove:
Sex God
To Splendid:
A beauty such as yous
Is plain for all to see
Happy Valentines Day
My little sweet pea
A beauty such as yous
Is plain for all to see
Happy Valentines Day
My little sweet pea
Sex God
To AngelChat
When cupid struck my heart
An earth angel I had found
Your beauty is like heaven
My love for you knows no bounds
When cupid struck my heart
An earth angel I had found
Your beauty is like heaven
My love for you knows no bounds
Sex God
To gary-danne
thank you for loving me and making my life wonderful
love you for ever
thank you for loving me and making my life wonderful
love you for ever
Sex God
To The_Third_Man
I love you
I love you
I love you almighty
I wish your pajamas were next to my nightie
Dont be mistaken
Dont be mislead
I mean on the clothes line
Not in my bed!
I love you
I love you
I love you almighty
I wish your pajamas were next to my nightie
Dont be mistaken
Dont be mislead
I mean on the clothes line
Not in my bed!
Sex God
To mal
:inlove: :rose:
:inlove: :rose:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
What a flirty lot we are!!
Crap poets though!!! :giggle:
.
It's just been pointed out to me that by saying this I'll called Wang Wei a crap poet. So I'll correct it - Crap or plagiaristic!
Keep 'em rolling folks - they're great - Sarah's not even breaking a sweat yet :giggle:
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Sex God
Ok toast time now, as I have put up all the messages I have.
Please feel free to send me more for your valentine's, I'll be back in about 2 hours or so, Saturday morning type stuff calls.!!!
Please feel free to send me more for your valentine's, I'll be back in about 2 hours or so, Saturday morning type stuff calls.!!!
Sex God
Quote by hardnlusty
OMG!!! I just finished gruelling nite shift,fed up,to go home and found a single red rose n box of chokkies on my pillow....so sweet!
HAPPY VALENTINES TO ALL YOU LOVERS...AND OTHERS LOL
Blimey
Sex God
To Dirtygirly
Dirtygirly is dirty surely
Eyes so bright and teeth so pearly
Every time I see your name
My toes just stretch and go all curly.
Dirtygirly is dirty surely
Eyes so bright and teeth so pearly
Every time I see your name
My toes just stretch and go all curly.
Quote by westerross
What a flirty lot we are!!
Crap poets though!!! :giggle:
.
It's just been pointed out to me that by saying this I've called Wang Wei a crap poet. So I'll correct it - Crap or plagiaristic!
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There's nothing plagiaristic about it when it's properly attributed! Stop undermining my valentine!
It's a beautiful and perfect poem. Thank you, whoever sent it
And thank you, whoever sent the other. I accept! :kiss:
And thanks Sarah for doing the whole thing :kiss:
Sex God
To Cherrytree
you made be miles away but you always hold a place in my heart, and my pants
:twisted:
you made be miles away but you always hold a place in my heart, and my pants
:twisted: Sex God
To Heaven/hell1970
Heaven/hell1970 would be a delight to me
Would be a pleasure for us two you see
With them We'd love swing big style you know
No formality just clothes off go go go
Heaven/hell1970 would be a delight to me
Would be a pleasure for us two you see
With them We'd love swing big style you know
No formality just clothes off go go go
Sex God
To Sweet22couple
Sweet22couple oh yes you two
If we were there Oh what we'd do
Not hard to fathom so i'll take no bets
drinking, cigarettes chat and sex
Passing the time would be such fun
Got to keep cool & not jump the gun
So get yourself sortedand make some time
You got the place we'll bring the wine
;)
Sweet22couple oh yes you two
If we were there Oh what we'd do
Not hard to fathom so i'll take no bets
drinking, cigarettes chat and sex
Passing the time would be such fun
Got to keep cool & not jump the gun
So get yourself sortedand make some time
You got the place we'll bring the wine
;)
Sex God
To anais
Give us a snog
Give us a snog
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
To anais
Give us a snog
Which reminds me - where is Anais???
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although I now have to work out who sent me it hmmm. Sex God
bouncy332
If you two really knew what we'd like to do
It would go something like...:idea::bounce:
hwoar:
If you two really knew what we'd like to do
It would go something like...:idea::bounce:
hwoar: