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Firstly, do you bother?
Is it the usual, card, choccie, flowers, underwear?
Does anyone else think that the gifts available for guys are very poor?
I ask because I'm struggling with what else to get denboy......
I'm looking for a porno for starters, but last year I failed miserably when I got an anna spam one from ann summers, which was terrible!
Any suggestions?
m xx
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I cant possibly comment Maz, its not something thats part of my single life and as a romantic who is denied the pleasure of partaking, I dont even wish to be reminded of Valentines day, it just rubs my nose in it.
You lucky people who have a loved one, cherrish it
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well ive never had anyone to buy a valentine gift before so i had the potential to go overboard but i know its something hes really not into...commercialism, waste of money blah blah blah lol
but, even so, i have got him a few little gifts...some boxers that say "trousersnake" on them, a litle cook book of sexy food and a box of green&blacks chocolate.
and his card is made out of sheep poo. really, it is! well hes a fan of recycling so i thought he would like it :giggle:
i imagine the longer youre with someone the more difficult it gets to find a gift....but something small and thoughtful will always work wont it?
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I'll be giving someone very special a BJ for Valentine's Day. It ain't much but he'll definately enjoy it :twisted:
After the comment I had the other day I'm thinking of changing my name to Hoover wink
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I said this the other day in the Valentine poll, I personally get outraged at the price increases on that one day commonly called "Valentine's Day". People without much money will stress because they cannot afford to buy their partners something nice.. and the whole meaning of the day goes out the window, it's just not fair.
For us, we will do the cards but as for anything else we normally go out for a meal the day before or the day after and toast our real day at home with some wine. I'll probably cook a nice steak or something like that, followed by a very nice dessert :grin:
I love Mr Jay all year round and don't need any particular day to tell him that.
On the other hand, Valentine's day is ideal for singles wanting to let that certain person know how they feel.. aaw that's sweet.
In answer to your question Maz, you are very right in saying there isn't much choice for a man, therefore how about an "IOU" note wrapped up in a bow, leaving him to decide what you can do for him, sounds corny but it can have a very sexy affect, believe me wink
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I'll be giving someone very special a BJ for Valentine's Day. It ain't much but he'll definately enjoy it :twisted:

Sassy, I also find this works a treat each year wink
pink x
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Quote by blueandpink
I'll be giving someone very special a BJ for Valentine's Day. It ain't much but he'll definately enjoy it :twisted:

Sassy, I also find this works a treat each year wink
pink x
Remember.....a BJ is for life not just for Valentine's Day :wink:
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Quote by mazandden
Firstly, do you bother?
Is it the usual, card, choccie, flowers, underwear?
Does anyone else think that the gifts available for guys are very poor?
I ask because I'm struggling with what else to get denboy......
I'm looking for a porno for starters, but last year I failed miserably when I got an anna spam one from ann summers, which was terrible!
Any suggestions?
m xx

We dont tend to get too involved in all the material things, but then again joe is bloody hard to buy for anyway. We do like to celebrate Valentines in our own way wink but with a house guest staying here i doubt if we will even be able to do that. sad
Louise xx
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get him a jenna jameson one Maz i have it on good authority that he enjoys her womanly features wink
As for valentines day, we were planning to go to a certain loud holiday seaside resort with a nice cpl and get mercilessly pissed throw up over a kebab (shared of course) and fall into bed in a scruffy B&B an have vulgar sexual intercourse with each others partners .................
but they decided to foook off to paris or somewhere unromantic like that, how thoughtless lol
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we have done things that please both of us in the past- lap dancing club- we choose the lady to dance for him/her and another time we paid to have a tantric massage done by a couple (which we also are trained in)
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I love Mr Jay all year round and don't need any particular day to tell him that.
On the other hand, Valentine's day is ideal for singles wanting to let that certain person know how they feel.. aaw that's sweet.

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:thumbup: I'm a cheap person to buy for as I would prefer to have a nice cuddle on the sofa with a bottle of wine wink
You can buy materialistic items for people any day of the week but you can't buy love
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Happy valentines everyone
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I've never had the nerve to buy anyone a valentines gift (outside of my ex long term relationship).
Always scared of doing the wrong thing when it comes to people I just like. But wouldn't it be lovely to just be able to buy anyone you liked for whatever reason a little gift on valentines without anything being read into it :inlove:
maybe guys feel the same???? coz Ive never really had a gift bought me (outside of the ex etc etc etc) ..... on the other hand I might just be feckin oooogleeeeeeee :crazy: :evil2: :scared:
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I have just started seeing a new girl(vanilla)and I am having flowers sent and have booked a table for a meal. And I must admit, i'm really looking foward to it.
Warming the Bed
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hey!!! its ma birthday on valintines day lol
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hey!!! its ma birthday on valintines day lol
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Quote by browning
I have just started seeing a new girl(vanilla)and I am having flowers sent and have booked a table for a meal. And I must admit, i'm really looking foward to it.

Take your gun in case you need some *protection*
lol x
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We don't normally do much as the date has sad family memories attached. But we're not even together this year as I'm away all week on business....boo hoo. :cry: Spending valentines night with a bunch of blokes from work! :shock: Might look a bit odd, me, half a dozen men and a restaurant full of lovey dovey couples. :rascal:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Still, about to make up for it with Harry tonight :twisted:
Oh bugger, didn't answer the original post - have you tried browsing the SH shop on left. Never used it for dvd's but may be worth a look?
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Quote by browning
I have just started seeing a new girl(vanilla)and I am having flowers sent and have booked a table for a meal. And I must admit, i'm really looking foward to it.

How romantic biggrin
But lets be honest if you had started seeing this girl last july you'd probably have done the same then, sending a loved one flowers or taking them out for a romantic meal should happen anytime so in that way of thinking valentines day is no more than another commercial money making day.
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how about a voucher for an action day. You can drive a ferrari, go in a hot air balloon are available on the net and in shops on the high st.
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how about a voucher for an action day. You can drive a ferrari, go in a hot air balloon are available on the net and in shops on the high st.

Its Valentines Day not a divorce lol!!
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For the ladies out there

(stolen from another fourm I use!!)
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Sarah on any normal day I'd probably have siad 'phwwwoaaar, Mr Biceps and Mr 6-pack please'..
but as it stands, that pic reminds me too much of a particular club on a Friday night confused
'Alright Darlin, fancy a bit of this do ya? nudge nudge wink wink :rascal:'
erm, no ta bolt lol
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They look like they are playing air guitar to me
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Sarah on any normal day I'd probably have siad 'phwwwoaaar, Mr Biceps and Mr 6-pack please'..
but as it stands, that pic reminds me too much of a particular club on a Friday night confused
'Alright Darlin, fancy a bit of this do ya? nudge nudge wink wink :rascal:'
erm, no ta bolt lol

Yup that's how I feel, I'm in the minority that doesn't like men with massive muscles, me thinks it makes up for other departments! :lol:
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go to any b@q stores n asda out side u will find a chinese
man selling porn i get fed uo saying no
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I bought a very special lady friend from here some beautiful presents for Valentines Day.
I wanted to make sure they matched so I got expert advise.
I managed to get her a beautiful belt and a matching bag of the same make.
The hoover works fuckin great now
lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:grin:
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Quote by Kiss
I bought a very special lady friend from here some beautiful presents for Valentines Day.
I wanted to make sure they matched so I got expert advise.
I managed to get her a beautiful belt and a matching bag of the same make.
The hoover works fuckin great now
lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:grin:
:rotflmao:
That reminds me of the hand blender my x-hubby bought me one valentines day :shock: so it would be easier for me to make his milkshakes mad
So for christmas i got him a saw table to make it easier to put down the laminate flooring i bought for the study :thrilled:
Nicky
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Valentines Day (or VD for short, any links there) whatever happened to the simple sending of a human heart by post to show how much you care?
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Valentines Day (or VD for short, any links there) whatever happened to the simple sending of a human heart by post to show how much you care?
:shock: okaaaaay