As we are all aware it is nearly that time again valentines day
I was wondering if people write sloppy poems or rude poems in the cards they send.
I thought it might be a good idea to share those poems with others as not everyone can remember the old poems from when they grew up.
So here goes i will start it of
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.
Have fun xxxx
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Valentines Peoms
Here's one to upset Monty Don but sure to be a hit with the "SH quicky" fans...
"Roses are green,
Violets are too,
I know shag all about flowers,
But can I fuck you?"
And for those who prefer something a little more classical
"You walk with style and elegance,
A beauty that shines with grace,
I adore your smile, your eyes, your lips,
O Please won't you sit on my face?"
"Roses are green,
Violets are too,
I know shag all about flowers,
But can I fuck you?"
And for those who prefer something a little more classical
"You walk with style and elegance,
A beauty that shines with grace,
I adore your smile, your eyes, your lips,
O Please won't you sit on my face?"
Quote by itsnbits35
Here is a nice sloppy one for those out there
I may not always tell you
What I'm feeling deep inside
The emotions and the feelings
That I sometimes tend to hide
But I'm really proud and pleased
To know that you are mine
And I hope that you still love me
My Darling Valentine
That's so lovely :inlove:
Sex God
Bugga - filling up now :cry:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Bugga - filling up now :cry:
Oi - shhhhhh, you're my Valentine this year chica... I'm just in here to brush up on the requisite poems!
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Bugga - filling up now :cry:
Oi - shhhhhh, you're my Valentine this year chica... I'm just in here to brush up on the requisite poems!
sod the poems - can we just shag? :rascal: Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments; love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no, it is an ever-fixèd mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his heighth be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved
:inlove: :love: :rose:
Admit impediments; love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no, it is an ever-fixèd mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his heighth be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved
:inlove: :love: :rose:
Sex God
You
are the jewel that stole
this would be thief
are the jewel that stole
this would be thief
Sex God
from me to you
you stole my heart you would be thief
and you know who you are my sexy staggers
you stole my heart you would be thief
and you know who you are my sexy staggers
Sex God
Quote by little_miss1967
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments; love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no, it is an ever-fixèd mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his heighth be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved
:inlove: :love: :rose:
Stops me in my tracks every time I read it. Shakespeare truly was a genius wordsmith.
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Now that's what I call poetry!!
Can I come to a reading please?
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Sex God
Life’s slings and arrows hit us hard,
Drowning ‘neath the wave.
‘Tis then true spirit serves us well
And shows us what we have.
Slightly reflective but for all those who have suffered life's slings and arrows lately.
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Drowning ‘neath the wave.
‘Tis then true spirit serves us well
And shows us what we have.
Slightly reflective but for all those who have suffered life's slings and arrows lately.
.
Sex God
Just read ^^^^^^^^^^ out to Angelica. Her response??
"Doesn't rhyme" :undecided:
Romance lives on!!!
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"Doesn't rhyme" :undecided:
Romance lives on!!!
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