:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Very good! Here's one from a couple of years ago. Names have been changed to protect the (all too) innocent: Oh beautiful Phyllida Bell How I wish that I had words to tell Of the depth and extent Of my amorous intent Towards you. I haven't. Oh hell.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Mine are all wet, And will come off for you. I never did find out who sent it, even after much detective work... :cry: