Ok - forget the sloppy stuff.... what poem would you write in a card to a not so special Valentine?
Roses are red
I say this with ease
I won't give you head
'till you scrape off the cheese
Roses are red
they were pink in the past
I'd fuck you again
if you didn't come so fast
Roses are red
they're traditional plants
I counted your age
from the rings on your pants
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Valentines to that not so special person
This one is dedicated to the pick-pocketing bastard in Camden…
I want to be alone with you
To make my dream come true
I dream of being somewhere quiet
So I can see things through
I want to be alone with you
And you tied up with rope
I’d have a bag of bits and bobs
Oh, for this I dearly hope
I want to be alone with you
You’re tied and can’t escape
I’d start by poking both your eyes
Then cover them in tape
I want to be alone with you
You stinking little shit
I want to take your shoes off
And then get the blow-torch lit
I want to be alone with you
After burning off your toes
I’d get a pair of pliers
And start working on your nose
I want to be alone with you
I am hoping you will come
So I can use a sledgehammer to get
A pineapple up your bum
I want to be alone with you
Whether female or a bloke
I really don’t care what you are
If I can see your fingers broke
I want to be alone with you
Now what else is in my bag
Maybe I should use you neck
For putting out my fag
I want to be alone with you
There’s so much I would gain
From drilling both your kneecaps
And causing you such pain
I want to be alone with you
But then I’d get into trouble
So hope you’re caught by some real hard cunt
Who’ll be do all this double
I want to be alone with you
To make my dream come true
I dream of being somewhere quiet
So I can see things through
I want to be alone with you
And you tied up with rope
I’d have a bag of bits and bobs
Oh, for this I dearly hope
I want to be alone with you
You’re tied and can’t escape
I’d start by poking both your eyes
Then cover them in tape
I want to be alone with you
You stinking little shit
I want to take your shoes off
And then get the blow-torch lit
I want to be alone with you
After burning off your toes
I’d get a pair of pliers
And start working on your nose
I want to be alone with you
I am hoping you will come
So I can use a sledgehammer to get
A pineapple up your bum
I want to be alone with you
Whether female or a bloke
I really don’t care what you are
If I can see your fingers broke
I want to be alone with you
Now what else is in my bag
Maybe I should use you neck
For putting out my fag
I want to be alone with you
There’s so much I would gain
From drilling both your kneecaps
And causing you such pain
I want to be alone with you
But then I’d get into trouble
So hope you’re caught by some real hard cunt
Who’ll be do all this double
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
This one is dedicated to the pick-pocketing bastard in Camden…
I want to be alone with you
To make my dream come true
I dream of being somewhere quiet
So I can see things through
I want to be alone with you
And you tied up with rope
I’d have a bag of bits and bobs
Oh, for this I dearly hope
I want to be alone with you
You’re tied and can’t escape
I’d start by poking both your eyes
Then cover them in tape
I want to be alone with you
You stinking little shit
I want to take your shoes off
And then get the blow-torch lit
I want to be alone with you
After burning off your toes
I’d get a pair of pliers
And start working on your nose
I want to be alone with you
I am hoping you will come
So I can use a sledgehammer to get
A pineapple up your bum
I want to be alone with you
Whether female or a bloke
I really don’t care what you are
If I can see your fingers broke
I want to be alone with you
Now what else is in my bag
Maybe I should use you neck
For putting out my fag
I want to be alone with you
There’s so much I would gain
From drilling both your kneecaps
And causing you such pain
I want to be alone with you
But then I’d get into trouble
So hope you’re caught by some real hard cunt
Who’ll be do all this double
omg.. i really did nearly wet myself then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know it is an awful thing to have happened.. but god that made me laugh!
Quote by PoloLady
This one is dedicated to the pick-pocketing bastard in Camden…
I want to be alone with you
To make my dream come true
I dream of being somewhere quiet
So I can see things through
I want to be alone with you
And you tied up with rope
I’d have a bag of bits and bobs
Oh, for this I dearly hope
I want to be alone with you
You’re tied and can’t escape
I’d start by poking both your eyes
Then cover them in tape
I want to be alone with you
You stinking little shit
I want to take your shoes off
And then get the blow-torch lit
I want to be alone with you
After burning off your toes
I’d get a pair of pliers
And start working on your nose
I want to be alone with you
I am hoping you will come
So I can use a sledgehammer to get
A pineapple up your bum
I want to be alone with you
Whether female or a bloke
I really don’t care what you are
If I can see your fingers broke
I want to be alone with you
Now what else is in my bag
Maybe I should use you neck
For putting out my fag
I want to be alone with you
There’s so much I would gain
From drilling both your kneecaps
And causing you such pain
I want to be alone with you
But then I’d get into trouble
So hope you’re caught by some real hard cunt
Who’ll be do all this double
gawddd, remind me NOT to upset you hun, you live wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to close for me to risk that
Sex God
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I smell nice.
You smell of poo.
Sorry, only thing I could think of after the beer.
Violets are blue.
I smell nice.
You smell of poo.
Sorry, only thing I could think of after the beer.
Roses are red
So they said in the past
Did we just fuck
God damn! You cum fast!
Roses are red
Viotets are blue
I was kind of hoping
that I would cum too!
Roses are red
Or so people say
Haven't you heard
of fucking foreplay?
Roses are red
This isn't a gag
My knickers stay on
'till you learn how to shag!
So they said in the past
Did we just fuck
God damn! You cum fast!
Roses are red
Viotets are blue
I was kind of hoping
that I would cum too!
Roses are red
Or so people say
Haven't you heard
of fucking foreplay?
Roses are red
This isn't a gag
My knickers stay on
'till you learn how to shag!
