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Quote by jessica-r
I suppose boats count as 'vehicles'. Have had lots of experienceson board various sized dinghies and yachts..but....you must NEVER EVER have sex in the shipping lane in the Channel....its waaaayyyyy too dangerous!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I think you're just not adventurous enough. I hear women are good at multitasking, what's wrong with one of you steering at the sametime? You could even blow the horn if need be.
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Quote by Darkfire:lol:
oh I wasnt moaning, dont apologise :twisted:
Shame, I like a woman who does a bit of moaning in the right places! ;) :rascal:
I won't mention this weekend, the several new bruises I've aquired or the shoeprint on the inside of the roof in the car!
:gagged:
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just for the record, citroen AX's are fucking shite for dogging purposes!
Ii'm trying to persuade gem to buy a volvo estate. a nice T5 should do it nicely. scare all the boy racers out of the car park thinking it's a cop car, and plenty of room to lie back and think of england! :rascal:neil x x x ;)
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Quote by Sassy-SerenI have a camper!
'kin ell Dammie.......you get around a bit doncha? ! :giggle:
I'm not into dogging either but I do like a bit of 'car fun' though it's not easy in a Golf I can tell you !Maybe I should put an ad up for a guy or girl with a big car. Better still one of those sexy camper vans..............now I wonder who's got one of those?
Quote by Reikiradical
and even done it stood up (I was fit then) in the back louvres of a Stally
Now that brings back memories of Germany in the 70s, lovely and warm even in the depths of a German winter.
Quite true, but I seem to recall reading somwhere the old Alvis had a perchant for setting itsself on fire ! quite remarkable for a vehicle designed to operate within water !!!!
Quote by peenut
Quite true, but I seem to recall reading somwhere the old Alvis had a perchant for setting itsself on fire ! quite remarkable for a vehicle designed to operate within water !!!!
We used to have them as UBRE Pods.
I even used to have a psycho mate that brewed up with the little pump up pressure cooking things we had then; while sitting up on the fork channels on top of the pods :shock:
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- I'll try to scan a couple of old photos later to try descibe the "jargon" of that. And which direction where you runing at the time
We used to have them as UBRE Pods.
I even used to have a psycho mate that brewed up with the little pump up pressure cooking things we had then; while sitting up on the fork channels on top of the pods :shock:
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- I'll try to scan a couple of old photos later to try descibe the "jargon" of that.
Quote by dambuster
Quite true, but I seem to recall reading somwhere the old Alvis had a perchant for setting itsself on fire ! quite remarkable for a vehicle designed to operate within water !!!!
We used to have them as UBRE Pods.
I even used to have a psycho mate that brewed up with the little pump up pressure cooking things we had then; while sitting up on the fork channels on top of the pods :shock:
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- I'll try to scan a couple of old photos later to try descibe the "jargon" of that. Quote by dambuster
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Stally in Unit Bulk Refuelling Equipment mode
And which direction where you runing at the time
Run ? ? ?
I was up there with him, rolling fags
Talking of vehicular sex, here's a Stally that's well and truly fLucked
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Hmmm, I'm trying to think back...ok, I know I'm not that old but my memory is fading!
One of my former fb's and I used to do it in his car... quite regular... it was a mini, old version, or "proper" mini.... that was a bit of a squeeze but we managed it :smug:
An ex had a BMW 1 series which got a full christening.
Another ex had an Astra Van and Citroen Berlingo... that was fun
My car (Citroen Saxo) has seen it's fair share of bodily bits too.
Not done it in a car for about 9 months now though... must get back on track! :lol:
One of my former fb's and I used to do it in his car... quite regular... it was a mini, old version, or "proper" mini.... that was a bit of a squeeze but we managed it :smug:
An ex had a BMW 1 series which got a full christening.
Another ex had an Astra Van and Citroen Berlingo... that was fun
My car (Citroen Saxo) has seen it's fair share of bodily bits too.
Not done it in a car for about 9 months now though... must get back on track! :lol:
Damn you lot and the need for large open spaces inside vehicles ???
Don't you lot even know of a challenge ??
Nothing like the small space of a 2 seat British Sports car for close, passionate sex !
And of course....
The biggest challenge of all.... managing it with the roof on and the windows up !!
Failing that of course
the rear engined layout give the lady somewhere warm to lie
The rear is perfect height for anyone 5'10
The rear spoiler lifts her groin to a fantastic angle
The engine compartment louvres give something to grab onto when she is just bent over the back
Don't you lot even know of a challenge ??
Nothing like the small space of a 2 seat British Sports car for close, passionate sex !
And of course....
The biggest challenge of all.... managing it with the roof on and the windows up !!
Failing that of course
the rear engined layout give the lady somewhere warm to lie
The rear is perfect height for anyone 5'10
The rear spoiler lifts her groin to a fantastic angle
The engine compartment louvres give something to grab onto when she is just bent over the back
Quote by dambuster
I think the most memorable for me has to be on a plane, flying up to last year's Glasgow munch
Did that qualify us for the half mile high club ???
- I thought the rather sweet cabin boy (???) was going to offer us another blanket 
ops:It wasn't Roger the cabin boy was it?
Much more down to earth was on a tractor in a banana orchard
in IsraelWhen's the next Scottish Munch ??????? :bounce:
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Quote by dambuster
Not done it in a car for about 9 months now though... must get back on track!
And would you believe ??
It hasn't been fully Christened yet. It's had the occasional splash of holy water, but not the full baptism of fire
:giggle:
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Quote by winchwench:shock: Ohhhhhhh you are nawty... But I do like you!
As of last night....
Fiat Multipla's may be THE ugliest cars on the planet...
But next time you pass one in a car park, gaze in & marvel at the uninteruppted space across the 3 front seats....:thumbup:
I only went out for a beer!
So... erm... guess you pulled yer own pint then! :giggle:
Quote by dambuster
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Stally in Unit Bulk Refuelling Equipment mode
And which direction where you runing at the time
Run ? ? ?
I was up there with him, rolling fags
Talking of vehicular sex, here's a Stally that's well and truly fLucked
Can just hear the REME as he suck all th oxygen out the air and say "looks difficult better get a hammer make it a large one"
I know that I have, but I can't think of one memorable occassion. now I know my memory is shot, but they can't all have been bad 'jumps' :lol: :lol: :lol:
So, I can hazard a guess that I have indeed had sex in a yellow car, in a red car and in a blue car, as they are the various colours that b/f's have had. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm still waiting to have a go over a Harley which has been promised to me.
I just need to get organised. ops: :oops:
Jas
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now I know my memory is shot, but they can't all have been bad 'jumps' :lol: :lol: :lol: So, I can hazard a guess that I have indeed had sex in a yellow car, in a red car and in a blue car, as they are the various colours that b/f's have had. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm still waiting to have a go over a Harley which has been promised to me.
I just need to get organised.
ops: :oops:Jas
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many different cars - seat ibiza by the side of the main road to York..... ford transit van moving my g/f in with me stopped in a service station.
original mini on the way home from a night out.... getting a woman into the passenger foot well with me on the seat is a feat to behold !
on a train... bordon to London... empty carriage me and another female squaddie... ummmmm ....
am going to Hawaii in July so am looking forward to joining the mile high club several times with a friend that is going with me - we will be travelling for 24 hours.. so have to get relief somehow !
original mini on the way home from a night out.... getting a woman into the passenger foot well with me on the seat is a feat to behold !
on a train... bordon to London... empty carriage me and another female squaddie... ummmmm ....
am going to Hawaii in July so am looking forward to joining the mile high club several times with a friend that is going with me - we will be travelling for 24 hours.. so have to get relief somehow !
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Ok just had to join this one. Picture the scene , a beautiful place in Cornwall very rugged and rough, moody weather and Storm and I in the front of my fiesta. Only us around and passion starts to rise (so to speak!) 
.........passion spent, come up for air and wipe off misty window next to Storm to look straight into the window of the Electricity van parked up RIGHT next to us ffs and the little leccy man inside enjoying his lunchtime sandwich!!! 
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Fire xxxx
Hey Storm, fancy a drive hun
.........passion spent, come up for air and wipe off misty window next to Storm to look straight into the window of the Electricity van parked up RIGHT next to us ffs and the little leccy man inside enjoying his lunchtime sandwich!!! Love
Fire xxxx
Hey Storm, fancy a drive hun
