Venus has itchy feet

2 Jul 2005

But since Mars has refused to let me don a rucksack and 'dump me somewhere up North and see how far I get heading home in a week', it seems I have to compromise.......I think my trekking the AT whilst a hurricaine was heading my way might have put him off the idea of letting me loose alone again lol

So, the idea is, come September 11th, three of us, Myself, Mars, and NeilinLeeds, are to embark on a tour of SH back gardens. We have a week on the road (some of which will be spent in the Dales, rock climbing)
Course, they haven't actually positively agreed to this (which is why it is not in LMU), but I'm working on it! :mrgreen:
Neil seems to think if we start off in Newcastle we may well get a garden every five miles or so.
Any offers?!
Venusxxx

2 Jul 2005

You can come to cross my back garden (well, it's actually a yard) if you want!
lol

:lol:

2 Jul 2005

your welcome in my back garden to re-fill yer water bottles with strawberry cordial venus, but I got a sneaky feeling that you guys won't make it as far down as Herts, besides weve got rats and monkeys down here so neil would have all sorts of bad things happen to him.

2 Jul 2005

Yaaaay! Our first garden! :bounce:
May have to finish with yours though Jags, for if NIL get too excited by the idea of receiving a 'Jags slap', we'll be finished before we've even begun :shock: lol

Venusxxx

2 Jul 2005

I have a funny feeling you won't make it as far south as me either as south Lincolnshire is too bloody flat for proper hiking.
However it is tempting to dust of my boots and come looking for you.
Roger the Dragon. cool

2 Jul 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Yaaaay! Our first garden! :bounce:
May have to finish with yours though Jags, for if NIL get too excited by the idea of receiving a 'Jags slap', we'll be finished before we've even begun :shock:
Venusxxx

I promise him only Jags Snogs cos I'm saving my slaps up for a really nasty person!
I have a wooden bench in the yard. Can't promise you cordial (is that wussy drink??) but have got Irn Bru galore.
Bring it on.
~In edit - and I'm in Newcastle. Purrrfect.
:lol: wink

2 Jul 2005

Quote by davej
your welcome in my back garden to re-fill yer water bottles with strawberry cordial venus, but I got a sneaky feeling that you guys won't make it as far down as Herts, besides weve got rats and monkeys down here so neil would have all sorts of bad things happen to him.

Um, you said the 'R' and 'M' words. :shock:
You know what you've been and gone and bloody done now, don't you, you fool?!
He'll never bloody go now! smackbottom

Venusxxx

2 Jul 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
I have a funny feeling you won't make it as far south as me either as south Lincolnshire is too bloody flat for proper hiking.
However it is tempting to dust of my boots and come looking for you.
Roger the Dragon.

they can do your area on roller blades next year roger.

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Jags
but have got Irn Bru galore.
Bring it on.

If they can handle hiking with me for a week (I prefer to hike alone, so they will have to comply :twisted smile

, they can handle Irn Bru Galore! :giggle:
Venusxxx

2 Jul 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
If they can handle hiking with me for a week (I prefer to hike alone, so they will have to comply :twisted, they can handle Irn Bru Galore! :giggle:
Venusxxx

If you can get into REAL hiking country then there's a back garden up here for you and Irn Bru at source wink

PS Bring Jags with you please. She has my taste in refreshment!! lol

2 Jul 2005

There's a few laybys I can recommend if you and Mars haven't tried the nettle thingy yet! wink

:wink: :twisted:
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:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: I discovered a new trick! (Copy and paste smilies)
bolt

2 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
There's a few laybys I can recommend if you and Mars haven't tried the nettle thingy yet! :wink: :twisted:
:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: I discovered a new trick! (Copy and paste smilies)

well don't paste so many of em cos now I've gotta take a packed lunch just to scroll across the screen!
P.S. it's supposed to piss down with rain over the next three days in Spain :2fingers:

2 Jul 2005

we got a big back garden, your more than welcome to pitch at ours,. We can have a fire if yer like, any excuse for a midnight fire eh biggrin

:D

3 Jul 2005

LET ME KNOW IF YOU REACH PRESTON, I HAVE A BACK YARD AND A BBQ, BUT YOU HAVE TO COOK YOUR OWN FOOD, LOL

3 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
LET ME KNOW IF YOU REACH PRESTON, I HAVE A BACK YARD AND A BBQ, BUT YOU HAVE TO COOK YOUR OWN FOOD, LOL

Then once you've been up to Preston you can head back south again and hit Chorley on the evening of the 17th.... then if you can all still stand after the party you can start the long trek back home again - now, that is stamina :giggle:

3 Jul 2005

There is a back garden near Chesterfield with four chairs waiting for you to rest your weary feet (and the guys' weary ears lol

:lol: ) if you should need them.
Refreshments will be provided on the day. Good luck.

3 Jul 2005

We've got a small back garden, but you guys are more than welcome to sample it's tiny delights.

*wonders if dog crap can be classed as a delight* dunno

that's fairly good actually 'cos I was thinking of ordering a new shed, so you gays can put the blummin' thing together while I get the drinks ready. :P :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol:

3 Jul 2005

Quote by easy
that's fairly good actually 'cos I was thinking of ordering a new shed, so you gays can put the blummin' thing together while I get the drinks ready. :P :twisted: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Some people being outed here??

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Jags

that's fairly good actually 'cos I was thinking of ordering a new shed, so you gays can put the blummin' thing together while I get the drinks ready. :P :twisted: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Some people being outed here??

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle:

Actually guys, hang fire on your offers.....they are coming to my garden in July, I may never let them leave again :twisted: :twisted:

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Kitty

that's fairly good actually 'cos I was thinking of ordering a new shed, so you gays can put the blummin' thing together while I get the drinks ready. :P :twisted: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Some people being outed here??

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle:

Actually guys, hang fire on your offers.....they are coming to my garden in July, I may never let them leave again :twisted: :twisted:
Block 'em in with my truck and make 'em pay a forfeit before they can leave! :censored:
:twisted: :twisted:

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Kitty

that's fairly good actually 'cos I was thinking of ordering a new shed, so you gays can put the blummin' thing together while I get the drinks ready. :P :twisted: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Some people being outed here??

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle: :giggle:

Actually guys, hang fire on your offers.....they are coming to my garden in July, I may never let them leave again :twisted: :twisted:
Block 'em in with my truck and make 'em pay a forfeit before they can leave! :censored:
:twisted: :twisted:
Err.............Davej, yep it was me fucked the page up! redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
I'll take some smilies out and see if it goes back to normal. wink

:wink:

3 Jul 2005

wusapnin, ?? :shock: i just lost the thread of this erm,, thread then :shock: confused

3 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
wusapnin, ?? :shock: i just lost the thread of this erm,, thread then :shock:

I think it's me fucking around redface

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bolt

3 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
wusapnin, ?? :shock: i just lost the thread of this erm,, thread then :shock:

I think it's me fucking around redface

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bolt

Eagerslut, fucking around! , nowt new there then lol

:lol: :lol: wink

:bolt:

3 Jul 2005

Theres always a garden in staffs for all you weiry travellers if you make it that far.
Molly & Chris x

3 Jul 2005

Oh and Niel, no giant stinging nettles, man eating triffids and deffo no evil slinky longtails in our back garden smile

4 Jul 2005

Quote by Dino.
Oh and Niel, no giant stinging nettles, man eating triffids and deffo no evil slinky longtails in our back garden

yay! sounds like a plan! biggrin

well done venus! knew we could count on you! :D

Quote by Venus

your welcome in my back garden to re-fill yer water bottles with strawberry cordial venus, but I got a sneaky feeling that you guys won't make it as far down as Herts, besides weve got rats and monkeys down here so neil would have all sorts of bad things happen to him.

Um, you said the 'R' and 'M' words.
You know what you've been and gone and bloody done now, don't you, you fool?!
He'll never bloody go now!
Venusxxx
won't be bad things happening to me mr davej! t'is you who said longtails and jaspers, not me, so basically . . . you're fucked mate. you'll be lucky to even have a garden by the time we get down there now. sad

i dunno. bet you put hats on beds too eh? talk about tempting fate! rolleyes

neil x x x ;)

4 Jul 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
But since Mars has refused to let me don a rucksack and 'dump me somewhere up North and see how far I get heading home in a week', it seems I have to compromise.......I think my trekking the AT whilst a hurricaine was heading my way might have put him off the idea of letting me loose alone again
So, the idea is, come September 11th, three of us, Myself, Mars, and NeilinLeeds, are to embark on a tour of SH back gardens. We have a week on the road (some of which will be spent in the Dales, rock climbing)
Course, they haven't actually positively agreed to this (which is why it is not in LMU), but I'm working on it! :mrgreen:
Neil seems to think if we start off in Newcastle we may well get a garden every five miles or so.
Any offers?!
Venusxxx

Are you selling something?????
This is one of your scams, right Venus?????
I've just built a turret and a machine gun mount. Will be having a look on Ebay for the gun. Not taking any chances. That should keep the beggars out!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

4 Jul 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
........davej who has taken the batteries outa the door bell just in case....

4 Jul 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: DaveJ you just crack me up :rotflmao:
Venus, Mars and NIL if you reach Wolverhampton we can offer you more than a garden.... We can offer you the caravan to rest your weary feet in biggrin

Shireen
xxx