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Venus's bathroom. You'd better believe it!!

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Ooooooooh!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Errrrrrrrm............... wink :wink:
You wouldn't believe it! I lurrrrrrrve it. biggrin :D :D
Yep! 5 Stars for sure! ***** :lickface:
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Nae bloody wonder its great if shes got a computer in there as well :shock: lol
Dont drop it in, unless its waterproof... now theres an interesting though, typing on SH while "diving" cool wink
hmmmmmm taking a long time in that bathroom eh!!!! Must be extra special lol
Errrrrrrrm....................
I did it again sad yep fast asleep in VenusnMars's house again :eeek:
yep one of these days I'll manage a whole evening without fallin asleep :sleeping:
If I look like a sack of shit at The Medieval Banquet, you can blame KcKat and Eager :huh:
That`s the second time that woman has passed out at my house! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
If I look like a sack of shit at The Medieval Banquet, you can blame KcKat and Eager :huh:
That`s the second time that woman has passed out at my house! rotflmao
Venusxxx

option A, dont have women at your house
option B, dont allow them alcohol if they are coming to your house
option C, spend more time lurvin them so they dont need the alcohol ( my fave as then the man passes out from exhaustion and we dont hear the women snoring no more )
optiob D, shave your head and join a monastery/nunnerry ( for info on this option contact nipseybabe who seems to believe that the Isle of Wight classes as a nunnerry )
Quote by kristof
option A, dont have women at your house
option B, dont allow them alcohol if they are coming to your house
option C, spend more time lurvin them so they dont need the alcohol ( my fave as then the man passes out from exhaustion and we dont hear the women snoring no more )
optiob D, shave your head and join a monastery/nunnerry ( for info on this option contact nipseybabe who seems to believe that the Isle of Wight classes as a nunnerry )


Kristof
Option A :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Option B smackbottom :smackbottom: evil :evil:
Option C :twisted: :twisted: until the bit in the brackets :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Option D dunno :dunno:
Venus, you couldn't possibly look like a sack of shit kiss Can I have some of Mars' headache pills? I've got a whacking headache, grazes on my hands and knees :eeek: :eeek: WTF?? :dunno:
Actually I`m pretty good myself, no headache, just tired. Mars however, who did the sensible thing and went to bed, is a mess. He won`t move. :shock:
Methinks his costume tonight is going to be a safety pin job in places! rotflmao
Sorry KC, I ran out of fags and am smoking all your menthols redface
Cold Indian for breakfast! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Actually I`m pretty good myself, no headache, just tired. Mars however, who did the sensible thing and went to bed, is a mess. He won`t move. :shock:
Methinks his costume tonight is going to be a safety pin job in places! rotflmao
Sorry KC, I ran out of fags and am smoking all your menthols redface
Cold Indian for breakfast! :bounce:
Venusxxx

ES can't move either........
Now if he'd done the sensible thing and had a kip mid way through the evening like me rolleyes :roll:
He's not a very eager slut this morning, I'm, to quote him feeling "horny and hungover", he's just snoring :shock: :shock:
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