Quote by Dawn_MidsI would rather eat Neils balls (or any other of his bits) than eat mushrooms!!!
Unless Sarge is eating Neils balls does it mater if there are mushrooms in the sauce????
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Sex God
Hang on one little second here..... he is tiny you know! we'll never get a decent meal out of him alone! 
very tasty you are too neil. xxx ;) but just not sure about the chilli.......
very tasty you are too neil. xxx ;) but just not sure about the chilli.......
Sex God
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has been in very close proximity to Neil's bollox.... :shock: and recommends the right one for consumption!
:giggle:
Double dare you sarge!
has been in very close proximity to Neil's bollox.... :shock: and recommends the right one for consumption!
:giggle:
Double dare you sarge!
:? :? :? Closest I've been to Neil's bollox was in the club after the last NW Munch and I still don't think he knows just how much of a good view I had up that towel :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I tried looking up Sarge's and Steveg's but they just didn't arrange their legs as well as Neil ;) ;)
I tried looking up Sarge's and Steveg's but they just didn't arrange their legs as well as Neil ;) ;)
Sex God
He was your bitch! :shock:
Wonder who's bitch he is now? ;)
Tripple dare you sarge!
Wonder who's bitch he is now? ;)
Tripple dare you sarge!
Quote by little gem
Hang on one little second here..... he is tiny you know!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
gem you swore they we're average FFS not tiny! you're just trying to draw me into a rant now eh? well i ain't having it! all ranted out! ((( thank fuck i here you cry! :lol2:
but i have to say gem and calista i find having my balls outed in this way to be in poor taste!
n x x x ;)
Sex God
poor taste........ I thought they tasted ok actually ;)
and as for swearing your averageness......... I also faked all 6 of those orgasms! :P
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and as for swearing your averageness......... I also faked all 6 of those orgasms! :P
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Quote by little gem
poor taste........ I thought they tasted ok actually ;)
and as for swearing your averageness......... I also faked all 6 of those orgasms! :P
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no you bloody never! did you?
really? and i was just sooooooo proud of me little self too! :cry: :cry: :cry:*breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing etc etc*
s'ok sarge. you don't have to eat me balls mate. i'm sure none of the girlies here would really like to see that. no i'm sure they wouldn't. they're just winding us up eh?
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by Fred:D
Whats this a Cooking Hijack"
Fred(medic1)
It's something to do with this thread Fred:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27937.html
We've been getting ideas about what to do about certain chat room ops :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
Neil..... hate to break it to you in public this way........... :therethere:
*Pushes neil onto a large stretcher and straps him down gently while stroking his hair and reassuring him that he wasn't the worst shag Gem's ever had........
Right Sarge......... dinner is served!
*Pushes neil onto a large stretcher and straps him down gently while stroking his hair and reassuring him that he wasn't the worst shag Gem's ever had........
Right Sarge......... dinner is served!
Quote by bluexxx
Whats this a Cooking Hijack"
Fred(medic1)
It's something to do with this thread Fred:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27937.html
We've been getting ideas about what to do about certain chat room ops :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Neil first oourse and chatroom ops for main course? Any volunteers for pudding???
No, nobody sweet enough I reckon!
:P
Sex God
how about the rest of Neil? I reckon he is sweet enough 
she says after just feeding her fave bit of him to the sarge for dinner...... :doh:
she says after just feeding her fave bit of him to the sarge for dinner...... :doh:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Neil first oourse and chatroom ops for main course? Any volunteers for pudding???
No, nobody sweet enough I reckon!
:P
Oh I dunno
Mark is bloody close right now
Yes, Mark is sweet and juicy and tender and ... (sorry, got carried away there
) but I think we may need him again in the future - can we save him for 'best'? 