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I just twigged
They are waitimg to catch the 100th post in the thread
Fred
Well as there are now almost 1000 posts on this thread I must admit huge disappointment with the "powers that be" over this whole issue.
Swinging is surely all about trust and honesty ... after all you can't really swing without them .. pre-requisites in any activity I think. I'm now left wondering who it is exactly I can't trust and kind of throws a cloud over the whole aspect of swinging for me.
Only Calista could do it lol lol lol
Fred
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Only Calista could do it lol lol lol
Fred

LOLOL kiss Fred
.... well it had to be someone ... still very focussed on the balls though ;) ;)
Yes, let's get back to Neil's bollox FFS.... they must have marinated for long enough now??? They'll be spicy and tender enough to fall apart in your mouth.
wink
Sod the bollox, I'm sucking on fried penis now YUM lol
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Yes, let's get back to Neil's bollox FFS.... they must have marinated for long enough now??? They'll be spicy and tender enough to fall apart in your mouth.
wink

I'm sure Neil is wincing and hiding them as you speak Jag's LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Excellent thought though ... but are Neil's bollox enough for everyone? There must be some other contenders around???
Given the last few posts I suspect anyone is too afraid to come forward.
*is still busy making sure neil's bollox are marinated enough ;)
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Given the last few posts I suspect anyone is too afraid to come forward.

Perhaps a worthy nominee just spoke????????
I'd like someone's balls on a plate, but not Neil's wink
No offence Neil, just think there are more deserving cases than yours to be plucked, marinated and fried :twisted:
T-J
Quote by zootle
Given the last few posts I suspect anyone is too afraid to come forward.

Yeah well, they can run, but they can't hide :grin:
Quote by Calista
Perhaps a worthy nominee just spoke????????

NNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I will come forward just cant be bothered to read all this thread so tell me what I need to come forward about and I am your woman wink
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I'd like someone's balls on a plate, but not Neil's wink
No offence Neil, just think there are more deserving cases than yours to be plucked, marinated and fried :twisted:
T-J

Oooooh ..... names ... we need names
god I feel like one of the Macbeth witches ... neutral
Quote by Calista
Yes, let's get back to Neil's bollox FFS.... they must have marinated for long enough now??? They'll be spicy and tender enough to fall apart in your mouth.
wink

I'm sure Neil is wincing and hiding them as you speak Jag's LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Excellent thought though ... but are Neil's bollox enough for everyone? There must be some other contenders around???
i'm more than bloody wincing. i'm trying to decide whether to simply log-out and go look on lessy for a bit, post another rant to force us back on topic, or simply keep bumping this thread with further discussion of my bollox.
after that cooking with cum thing there may be some girlies intrigued by the whole idea who are even now heading for the pm submit button! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)
Quote by Calista
I'd like someone's balls on a plate, but not Neil's wink
No offence Neil, just think there are more deserving cases than yours to be plucked, marinated and fried :twisted:
T-J

Oooooh ..... names ... we need names
god I feel like one of the Macbeth witches ... neutral
Sorry Calista. I never divulge names - usually cos I don't bother asking for them in the first place :wink: :twisted:
T-J
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after that cooking with cum thing there may be some girlies intrigued by the whole idea who are even now heading for the pm submit button! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)

Dare I? . . . wink
T-J
Quote by YouAintSeenMeRite
after that cooking with cum thing there may be some girlies intrigued by the whole idea who are even now heading for the pm submit button! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)

Damn does that mean you don't want my pm then???????
T-J ... an admirable quality .... if you can't/don't want to do names then post descriptions ;) :twisted:
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i'm more than bloody wincing. i'm trying to decide whether to simply log-out and go look on messy for a bit, post another rant to force us back on topic, or simply keep bumping this thread with further discussion of my bollox.
after that cooking with cum thing there may be some girlies intrigued by the whole idea who are even now heading for the pm submit button!
neil x x x

Always happy to discuss your bollox Neil! :P in more ways than one ;)
cooking with cum ey? not eating at your house again! :shock:
You have a PM! ;)
So are we eating Niels bollox ?????????? redface surprisedops: :oops: sounds painful btw is he back ????????
:therethere:
Corrie the username "youaintseenmeright" is neil......... he said he is only come back temporarily for this thread but if this thread never ends....... at the moment it is looking like people will never get the answers they seek, so he might just stay for a bit ey!
Long winded and badly constructed but I'm feeling a little giddy tonight! lol
kiss
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:therethere:
Corrie the username "youaintseenmeright" is neil......... he said he is only come back temporarily for this thread but if this thread never ends....... at the moment it is looking like people will never get the answers they seek, so he might just stay for a bit ey!
Long winded and badly constructed but I'm feeling a little giddy tonight! lol
kiss

Giddy lol lol thanks for letting me know Gem!!!!!!!!! I love flouncers who flounce back in before I have a chance to send a long email hahahahaha he better just be back!!!!!!!!
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:therethere:
Corrie the username "youaintseenmeright" is neil......... he said he is only come back temporarily for this thread but if this thread never ends....... at the moment it is looking like people will never get the answers they seek, so he might just stay for a bit ey!
Long winded and badly constructed but I'm feeling a little giddy tonight! lol
kiss

oi you! smackbottom
corrie, what gem meant to say is, well we're not really sure if neil's back cos obviously noones seen him, so we can't really say if he might be back or not? dunno :lol2:
but yeah we're was me damn email! s'ok i think i had one so i'll let you off.
anyways, for the record, given that i'm officially a newbie, has anyone ever hit their 50th post, by making them all on a single thread? must get a prize for that!
neil x x x ;)
you posted in blues congrats thread so no prizes for you! smackbottom
"corrie, what I meant to say is, well we're not really sure if neil's back cos obviously noones seen him, so we can't really say if he might be back or not?" rolleyes
ffs.......... and to think I missed you for a little bit :roll: nowt but trouble you are!
I know you got the PM you naughty monkey! :smackbottom:
Newbie....... pah! confused Does that mean I have to be gentle with you now too? That I'm not allowed to flog you to blue for 6 pretty goldfish and a tank??? hmmmm?
Quote by YouAintSeenMeRite
:therethere:
Corrie the username "youaintseenmeright" is neil......... he said he is only come back temporarily for this thread but if this thread never ends....... at the moment it is looking like people will never get the answers they seek, so he might just stay for a bit ey!
Long winded and badly constructed but I'm feeling a little giddy tonight! lol
kiss

oi you! smackbottom
corrie, what gem meant to say is, well we're not really sure if neil's back cos obviously noones seen him, so we can't really say if he might be back or not? dunno :lol2:
but yeah we're was me damn email! s'ok i think i had one so i'll let you off.
anyways, for the record, given that i'm officially a newbie, has anyone ever hit their 50th post, by making them all on a single thread? must get a prize for that!
neil x x x ;)
totally mad the pair of you but really I am only talking to little Gem and NO I started a really long meaningful email and machine crashed lol you better stay as a no show mate - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i think we should just keep this thread going to keep neil here
:twisted:
Don't worry, this thread willl run and run cool
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....keep neil in....
could this thread......... nah... that'd just be silly...... but I don't suppose.... there's a possibility.... that maybe............................. it could run and catch up with the 'sh clock' thread?!?!?!? :shock: