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Quote by Steve_Mids
Well who did I speak to?? Someone was in as horny_bloke dunno

Twas me I must admit...... smile :)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
T-J
You should see what I am in as now redface
rotflmao
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now that is just plain naughty Dawn smackbottom
Mind you Steve and I were just as naughty :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now that is just plain naughty Dawn smackbottom
Mind you Steve and I were just as naughty :rotflmao:
Shireen
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What :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
Since when has their forum been open to read by anyone dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Since when has their forum been open to read by anyone dunno

Since they realised it wouldn't get read at all otherwise lol
T-J
Quote by RedHot
Since when has their forum been open to read by anyone dunno

Since they realised it wouldn't get read at all otherwise lol
T-J
Well I'm reading it, well I'm almost done :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Since when has their forum been open to read by anyone dunno

Since they realised it wouldn't get read at all otherwise lol
T-J
Well I'm reading it, well I'm almost done :lol2:
I didn't bother reading any of it.
Once I'd seen the name of the posters, I just yawned, scratched my arse and logged out :giggle:
T-J
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just went in and there was only me and the bot :giggle:
Aaahhhhh what a shame lol
Shireen
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I just went in and there was only me and the bot :giggle:
Aaahhhhh what a shame lol
Shireen
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Awwww just missed you. :lol2:
(Voyeur is a bot? No wonder the rude fucker wouldn't talk to me. rolleyes )
Fabio mate
A pm wings its way to you
Fred
Quote by Steve_Mids
They are most likely still out together interbreading.... biggrin
Cant be with anyone else but themselves as no f****r goes in there rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

*chokes, splutters, coughs*
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
steve? i'm gonna make like Derren Brown here. i need you to imagine the name of this site . . . . visualise it in your minds eye . . . . that's it . . . . it's coming . . . . yep i can nearly see it . . . . . it's . . . it's . . . . . . oh bugger i've lost it! sad
fred! mad that was very very very bad! suggesting that there might be absolutely shite swinging sites out there was completely uncalled for! smackbottom but i just fecking wet meself! :rotflmao: ;)
n x x x x :P
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I just paid a visit to a well known ?Swinging site as a guest >>>>
Forum ........... nil (mt)
Chatroom ......nil (mt)
Hard cheese lol
Fred

lol if its the one where someone emails you and tells you to join yep ive bin there done that lol
louxxxxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
I just paid a visit to a well known ?Swinging site as a guest >>>>
Forum ........... nil (mt)
Chatroom ......nil (mt)
Hard cheese lol
Fred

lol if its the one where someone emails you and tells you to join yep ive bin there done that lol
louxxxxxxxx
Belive me, you wouldn't get the joke completely unless you were a member way back at the start of the year. It's an *in* joke amongst long standing members wink
T-J
We are sitting trying to guess which site you might mean ..........................I wonder would the below make him feel less lonely ??
Wow now there is a supprise surprised :o :o
Just had my usual jaunt over there and the room is full = all 8 of them lol can not get a word in sideways
Lou hun = If you have had e-mails from there you are honoured = :lol:
Now dont all rush to have a look = let them have thier ?chat? wink
Fred or is it Florence ??
Quote by Fred
Just had my usual jaunt over there and the room is full = all 8 of them

just the ops in then? :P
i'm quite concerned they have guest accounts now though? i thought it was WELL exclusive when i joined up, and now i hear they let any tom dick or harry in, should tom dick or harry show the slightest inclination, or just happen to wander past on their way through somewhere else? mad
oh! it's just occurred to me this could be construed as having a kind of joke at someone else's expense, and obviously i don't do that!? dunno
oh WTF! rotflmao ;)
n x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
Just had my usual jaunt over there and the room is full = all 8 of them

just the ops in then? :P
i'm quite concerned they have guest accounts now though? i thought it was WELL exclusive when i joined up, and now i hear they let any tom dick or harry in, should tom dick or harry show the slightest inclination, or just happen to wander past on their way through somewhere else? mad
oh! it's just occurred to me this could be construed as having a kind of joke at someone else's expense, and obviously i don't do that!? dunno
oh WTF! rotflmao ;)
n x x x
Still on "Top Form" I see lol
I think it was six mods plus two .
You do not need to log in to see who is in chat = it is all there for you befor you sign in xx
Thats my excitement over for one night . (must remember the pacemaker)
Fred
I've been having a right old natter to someone over their biggrin
If she reads this I will have my arse banned from the chatroom :lol2:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I was having a convo with the same person Dawn....
They are not very welcoming in there... Someone threatened to boil my head... rolleyes All because I asked if any woman wanted servicing :rotflmao:
Shireen
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I just followed the link on the front page of the site in question, where you can vote for the site to be in the top 100 swinging sites or something.
Anyway, I had a look and the opposition is number 29, with the catchphrase . . . . . ............
wait for it .........................
Why wait for HEAVEN when you can swing now :huh:
Wonder who thought of that little gem? Cheesy or what? rolleyes
T-J
ps. only one member logged on and 1 guest - moi wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
If she reads this I will have my arse banned from the chatroom :lol2:

I am expecting a ban any minute lol (must learn to keep my mouth shut) :gagged:
fred
Bloody hell, I am not banned as yet :shock:
* note to self - must try harder :lol2:
Anyone fancy sending me the link,im dying to have a look lol
Ok,ok ok ok ok no more links please lol
I have kindly added a thread to the rather dull forum,but i think it might have a little too much sarcasm in it :lol: Ive never actually tried to be banned from anywhere before :lol:
Looks as if things are hotting up now :lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Looks as if things are hotting up now lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ooohhh naughty Fred and Clare smackbottom :smackbottom:
Dont you know that they like the fact that they only ever have a handful of people in their chatroom... It's cosy wink
Mind you I dont think their forum has ever been so busy :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
all 8 in the chat room !!
is the the swinging site for the artic circle
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Looks as if things are hotting up now lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ooohhh naughty Fred and Clare smackbottom :smackbottom:
Dont you know that they like the fact that they only ever have a handful of people in their chatroom... It's cosy wink
Mind you I dont think their forum has ever been so busy :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
Shireen xx
If thats the way you are going to treat me I will want more :smackbottom:
MMmmmm I can feel the glow even now kiss
Fred
Can anyone send me the link also? I fancy posing as a 18 y/o big boobed blonde for a laugh, or just for kicks lol innocent :whistling:
Haha, HairyMary online now :lol: