Very urgent help needed please advise

Sexlightened

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

gustavv

Sexlightened

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by gagmaster
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

FFS!
No, Athlete's foot cream won't make a good replacement, and I'm sure your 'cutie' would be well impressed if you tried to use it!
If she's that good then why wouldn't you make the effort to go out and get some KY?
banghead

Unknown User

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by gagmaster
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

Well... Mr Lover Lover
I reckon Athletes Foot Cream would be absolutely perfect. Failing that, go for some Canesten Thrush Cream. Both of which are sure to impress ;)
X

Unknown User

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by gagmaster
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

Are you serious???????
If you are too lazy to go out to buy some ky or some lube just use spit - sure she will be well impressed :rascal:

Unknown User

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by Katniss
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

Are you serious???????
If you are too lazy to go out to buy some ky or some lube just use spit - sure she will be well impressed :rascal:
I know this shouldn't sound good, but it does ;)

Woohoo

Mod

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Aftershave or deep heat/ralgex rubbed on the nether regions will work just as well.
The pain from them, will definitely dull the pain from anything else lol

:lol:

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by gagmaster
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

'young cutie' coming round, and you cannot be bothered to go out and get any ky................
Oh dear what is the world coming to................
Send her a text and ask her to pick some up on her way to yours.

dee_licious

Orgasminator

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by the_magik_s
Hi got a really hot young cutie coming around tonight and i hope to have a great time with her in the bedroom got some ney sextoys that advise to use some ky cream as they are on the larger size . I dont have any ky cream to hand and just to lazy to go out do you guys thing that Athlete’s foot cream would make a good replacment ,please advise asap

Well... Mr Lover Lover
I reckon Athletes Foot Cream would be absolutely perfect. Failing that, go for some Canesten Thrush Cream. Both of which are sure to impress ;)
X
Magik rotflmao

xx

skinny

Sex God

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Just tell her to pop round to mine en route, I shall see to it that she has all she requires.

gustavv

Sexlightened

0 likes 14 Sep 2014

Quote by skinny
Just tell her to pop round to mine en route, I shall see to it that she has all she requires.

But will she have the energy to leave??

Unknown User

0 likes 15 Sep 2014

how did it go??? Was she impressed with your large toys and did she bring her own lube????
TELL US NOW - We've been waiting all night to hear all about it lol

gagmaster

Sexlightened

0 likes 15 Sep 2014

Thanks people for advise. Just couldn't ask her to bring own lube so decided to take a chance with my foot cream. Seem to have got away with it as I was wearing a rubber and the toys seem all ok. Had to turn lights down make it more romantic and was able to run to bathroom and return without her knowing it was my foot cream . Still have to go to chemist as I now run out of that as well

Unknown User

0 likes 15 Sep 2014

Its like a kinky episode of *The Archers*

gagmaster

Sexlightened

0 likes 15 Sep 2014

I did notice last night that the cream I was using got on my hands and as I was holding onto her arse checks her spray tan became active and rubbed off also had a look at toys in daylight and it would seem that the lelo smart wand rubber is blistering do any off you guys know where I can get it refurbished

gagmaster

Sexlightened

0 likes 15 Sep 2014

Still not to bad guess I have left her with hold here marks for her next guy

sandybeach1

Sexpert

0 likes 15 Sep 2014

Blimey gagmaster, you have moved on a bit, I wink

remember the days you just wanted them to drink cooking oil or a nice bit of Castrol GTX lol

Woohoo

Mod

0 likes 16 Sep 2014

I have foot cream to, but it's named that cos my cock is 12" lol

Twice as tall as me wink

pebble

Casanova

0 likes 17 Sep 2014

Quote by the_magik_s
Failing that, go for some Canesten Thrush Cream.

OMG this is genius! Those lubes always flush my system out and bring thrush on - if I use canesten I'll be one step ahead!

Lizaleanrob

Sex God

0 likes 17 Sep 2014

Quote by sandybeach1
Blimey gagmaster, you have moved on a bit, I remember the days you just wanted them to drink cooking oil or a nice bit of Castrol GTX

them was the days when Brucie liked to haunt the forums also :doh:

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Sep 2014

Quote by pebble
Failing that, go for some Canesten Thrush Cream.

OMG this is genius! Those lubes always flush my system out and bring thrush on - if I use canesten I'll be one step ahead!
smile

Its a win win, Pebs x

pebble

Casanova

0 likes 19 Sep 2014

Quote by Andy_Jules
Much better is Axle grease...for that dirty ride you just know you want but rarely get.

Hmm, I think I'll save that one for when I'm having sex with a machine.

sandybeach1

Sexpert

0 likes 19 Sep 2014

Quote by Lizaleanrob
Blimey gagmaster, you have moved on a bit, I remember the days you just wanted them to drink cooking oil or a nice bit of Castrol GTX

them was the days when Brucie liked to haunt the forums also :doh:
Dear old Brucie, I wondered what happened to him :wink:

Unknown User

0 likes 20 Sep 2014

For anal sex you can't beat this specialist lube. :thumbup:

Word of warning though, wear a condom or you may suffer some unwelcome shrinkage. ;)

Unknown User

0 likes 20 Sep 2014

Quote by Cubes
For anal sex you can't beat this specialist lube. :thumbup:

Word of warning though, wear a condom or you may suffer some unwelcome shrinkage. ;)

that stuff is brilliant for under-eye bags ya know cubes innocent

Unknown User

0 likes 21 Sep 2014

Quote by Katniss
that stuff is brilliant for under-eye bags ya know cubes

Really? :whistling:

dargento

Orgasminator

0 likes 14 Nov 2014

oh dear............

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Dec 2014

OMG you used athletes foot cream. I cant even imagine the imblance you will have caused her!
DOnt get me wrong i have improvised in self gratification, using E45, and any other skin smoothing cream.
I think next time just keep a secret stash of KY!