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better make sure there stain resistant then, there could be a lot of cream flying about
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ooh.............come here and let me 
ye
at least there'll be one less pair of knickers for pete to wear on his head
yeat least there'll be one less pair of knickers for pete to wear on his head
Sex God
Quote by dracae
ooh.............come here and let me
at least there'll be one less pair of knickers for pete to wear on his head
Oi, I resemble that remark :twisted:
Orgasminator
pete, keep cplbbw occupied will ye, i've gotta go get some water canons for the wet t shirt party tonight, then we can all shoot all over her.
Sex God
Quote by dracae
pete, keep cplbbw occupied will ye, i've gotta go get some water canons for the wet t shirt party tonight, then we can all shoot all over her.
ooh ohh :bounce: can I bring me super soaker? can I? huh? :twisted:
cplbbw, I think you still have my chocolate flavoured condoms in your pocket
can I have them please, only Mrs. Pete has a craving :twisted:
Quote by dracae
pete, keep cplbbw occupied will ye, i've gotta go get some water canons for the wet t shirt party tonight, then we can all shoot all over her.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: where the hell are all the other woman im the only one in the wet T-shirt competition so far ill be doing some thing about this!!!
have you guys sorted out the prize yet!?!?!?!?
Quote by Pete_sw
pete, keep cplbbw occupied will ye, i've gotta go get some water canons for the wet t shirt party tonight, then we can all shoot all over her.
ooh ohh :bounce: can I bring me super soaker? can I? huh? :twisted:
cplbbw, I think you still have my chocolate flavoured condoms in your pocket
can I have them please, only Mrs. Pete has a craving :twisted:
sure here ye go ......................... o sorry its empty
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
pete, keep cplbbw occupied will ye, i've gotta go get some water canons for the wet t shirt party tonight, then we can all shoot all over her.
ooh ohh :bounce: can I bring me super soaker? can I? huh? :twisted:
cplbbw, I think you still have my chocolate flavoured condoms in your pocket
can I have them please, only Mrs. Pete has a craving :twisted:
sure here ye go ......................... o sorry its empty
:roll: Just as well theres a machine in the gents then.
does anyone know why SH wants me to pay to use the extra emotes?
So whos for a drink then? bar's been open for ages and no-ones drinking. :roll: spose I'd beter set an example , wheres that crate of JD.
oh and being it's Sunday, drinks are on the house
Sex God
Erm, morning gang, hows everyone feeling today, I bet there are a few headaches.
Pete, any chance I could have my knickers back please, Im sure that your head wont get cold without them, and Dracae, hope your nuts didnt get too damaged last night, but I got some cream if you want it
Strong black coffee please, no sugar, just lots of caffine!
Pete, any chance I could have my knickers back please, Im sure that your head wont get cold without them, and Dracae, hope your nuts didnt get too damaged last night, but I got some cream if you want it
Strong black coffee please, no sugar, just lots of caffine!
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Erm, morning gang, hows everyone feeling today, I bet there are a few headaches.
Pete, any chance I could have my knickers back please, Im sure that your head wont get cold without them, and Dracae, hope your nuts didnt get too damaged last night, but I got some cream if you want it
Strong black coffee please, no sugar, just lots of caffine!
Hi guys
Knickers? wot knickers? :shock: :shock: oh those, ffs wondered why everyone was looking at me in the high street this morning. cplbbw
YOU let me walk about like this all day without telling me 
one expresso coming up
Quote by Pete_sw
Erm, morning gang, hows everyone feeling today, I bet there are a few headaches.
Pete, any chance I could have my knickers back please, Im sure that your head wont get cold without them, and Dracae, hope your nuts didnt get too damaged last night, but I got some cream if you want it
Strong black coffee please, no sugar, just lots of caffine!
Hi guys
Knickers? wot knickers? :shock: :shock: oh those, ffs wondered why everyone was looking at me in the high street this morning. cplbbw
YOU let me walk about like this all day without telling me one expresso coming up
oooo pete_sw harder harder
ill have a cheeky vimto please
and i didnt tell you cos you looked soooo good in them
:rotflmao: Sex God
OOh thanks Pete, that was just what I needed (the drink)
I like those boots Cplbw, really suit you hun, especially in that leater skirt, you will have to be careful tonight when they wet you, dont want you getting water all over the leather :twisted:
I like those boots Cplbw, really suit you hun, especially in that leater skirt, you will have to be careful tonight when they wet you, dont want you getting water all over the leather :twisted:
Sex God
right then, topics for conversation whilst proping up the bar........
oh I got one.
Locked threads
Is it just me?
I browse through the cafe a lot, and often see thread titels that don't really interest me, but as soon as one gets locked I just have to go see what it was all about :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oh I got one.
Locked threads
Is it just me?
I browse through the cafe a lot, and often see thread titels that don't really interest me, but as soon as one gets locked I just have to go see what it was all about
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Pete_sw
right then, topics for conversation whilst proping up the bar........
oh I got one.
Locked threads
Is it just me?
I browse through the cafe a lot, and often see thread titels that don't really interest me, but as soon as one gets locked I just have to go see what it was all about
o ye me too did you read the one about anal sex that was just locked what an tit he was :!:
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
right then, topics for conversation whilst proping up the bar........
oh I got one.
Locked threads
Is it just me?
I browse through the cafe a lot, and often see thread titels that don't really interest me, but as soon as one gets locked I just have to go see what it was all about
o ye me too did you read the one about anal sex that was just locked what an tit he was :!:
No, tits are useful.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
right then, topics for conversation whilst proping up the bar........
oh I got one.
Locked threads
Is it just me?
I browse through the cafe a lot, and often see thread titels that don't really interest me, but as soon as one gets locked I just have to go see what it was all about
o ye me too did you read the one about anal sex that was just locked what an tit he was :!:
No, tits are useful.
very true i stand corrected how about a w###er then
Sex God
I just find it amusing that part of our human condition is to flock to threads that have been locked, which normally we wouldn't bother with
Sex God
bugger, tripple posted
Sex God
and again :roll:
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Welcome lovejoy68, one tripple coming up
cplbbw, sorry I forgot about your Vimto, ere u go xxx
Just going down the dungeon .......... er I mean cellar to change a barrel.
cplbbw, sorry I forgot about your Vimto, ere u go xxx
Just going down the dungeon .......... er I mean cellar
to change a barrel. Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
Welcome lovejoy68, one tripple coming up
cplbbw, sorry I forgot about your Vimto, ere u go xxx
Just going down the dungeon .......... er I mean cellar
oooo can i come with you :rascal: :twisted:
be my guest :twisted:
Lovejoy68 look after the bar, we may be gone some time
Quote by lovejoy68
cheers pete
not sure if its to everyones taste but ive just got hold of a set of nirvana outcesticide cd's
got a large collection just let me know what you are into cplbbw & i'll run & get it :P
good choice i love nirvana, greed day and any type of rock/metal will do just fine hunny please.
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Quote by cplbbw
cheers pete
not sure if its to everyones taste but ive just got hold of a set of nirvana outcesticide cd's
got a large collection just let me know what you are into cplbbw & i'll run & get it :P
good choice i love nirvana, greed day and any type of rock/metal will do just fine hunny please.
:shock: :shock: how did you get out of that spreader bar :shock: :shock:
back to the cellar, i havn't finnished with you yet :twisted:
